slytherslor
slytherslor
im tired of this grampa
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slytherslor · 2 days ago
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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.
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slytherslor · 2 days ago
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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.
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slytherslor · 2 days ago
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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, then stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."
Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!
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slytherslor · 2 days ago
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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
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FRINGE || “Entrada” 3.08
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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead
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slytherslor · 3 days ago
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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slytherslor · 3 days ago
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slytherslor · 4 days ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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slytherslor · 4 days ago
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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY
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BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭
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slytherslor · 8 days ago
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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slytherslor · 8 days ago
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slytherslor · 8 days ago
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Cooking With Grabbers
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