small-jar
small-jar
Ph.D. in Vampire loving
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She/They/He 19 live laugh lurk
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small-jar · 32 minutes ago
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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.
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small-jar · 34 minutes ago
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this is the only day u can reblog this
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small-jar · 41 minutes ago
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I GOT THAT LITTLE BITCH FIRST TRY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!°
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small-jar · 1 hour ago
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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals
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small-jar · 1 hour ago
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He's picking fights with worm puppets now
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small-jar · 1 hour ago
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small-jar · 1 hour ago
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small-jar · 4 hours ago
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NO ONE LIKES ME
None of my friends like me
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small-jar · 4 hours ago
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None of my friends like me
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small-jar · 4 hours ago
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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small-jar · 4 hours ago
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can i have a cigarette?
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small-jar · 4 hours ago
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!
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small-jar · 4 hours ago
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Hello?
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small-jar · 5 hours ago
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small-jar · 5 hours ago
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environmental storytelling
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small-jar · 5 hours ago
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At the gym with my brother and he is forced to watch supernatural on the TV in front of him but I can't see it bc of a pillar but when I looked around I could tell exactly which season it was
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small-jar · 6 hours ago
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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY
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