smallsinger5901
smallsinger5901
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He/she/it The best dresser that died like a dog https://archiveofourown.org/users/SmallSinger -
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smallsinger5901 · 9 hours ago
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Why is the caffeine withdrawal headache hitting at nearly 3am like bestie nows not the time
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smallsinger5901 · 9 hours ago
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ughhhh i cant stand having a 4d gps. "turn kata in 100 metres" girl i cant perceive that
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smallsinger5901 · 9 hours ago
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Woah mama hating on fat people is a shitty thing to do by the way
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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At least I'll always have my fictional women
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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my ancestors seeing me shrug off a diarrhea session
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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For my anonymous question: have you ever dabbled in cosplay before? If not, would you consider it?
oo ty for the ask! :D I've actually never cosplayed before but i would definitely consider closet cosplays at least- i actually bought some clothes back in 2021 for a 'cosplay' (in the most basic sense of the word) but i never ended up putting it together lol
this did make me realise that im accidentally wearing an almost perfect L cosplay right now tho, while also doing his crouching pose on my desk chair which. um.
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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Lawlight Week Day 6: Betrayal
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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i love characters who could get the absolute Shit kicked out of them and still be fine but as soon as someone touches/handles them gently it’s like “ah. im going to shatter to pieces now thanks”
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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i love characters who could get the absolute Shit kicked out of them and still be fine but as soon as someone touches/handles them gently it’s like “ah. im going to shatter to pieces now thanks”
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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What's your thoughts on vegan zombies?
I mean like. The abrupt, tragic loss of one's individual identity, memory, and morality, replaced only by hunger, is kind of like. The principal thing about zombies. In my opinion
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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i love poison omelette
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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I love what we've done with the word "ratatouille." It's kinda like how we fucked up the popular understanding of the word inception, except we borrowed a word from a language we usually copy 1:1 and assigned it a wildly unrelated meaning. Hell with the tomatoes. Steer that man by his hair.
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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it is at times difficult to make jokes on this website. everyone is so trusting, so docile. like little lambs
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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smallsinger5901 · 10 hours ago
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can you guys make my sisters rabbit famous. ok thank you
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