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This is the best joke ever. I quit.

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It'd be worth having this just for photos of the shamefaced users emerging from the experience machine door.

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The only one of those that isn't true is none of them.

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Look, if those exegesis guys get to find whatever they want in the text, so do the rest of us.

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I had a note for about a year that was just 'least appropriate way to call shotgun' and this was the best I could do.

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I feel like I could at least respect if political leaders would knock down legal barriers with a folding chair, instead of just ignoring them.

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The weirdest part is him doing this after changing all of science forever.

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I need to do a book entirely about google scholar misspellings.

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Tragedy is when the apes fight until everyone is dead. Comedy is when the apes fight until everyone is married.

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It absolutely kills me dead when the votey is funnier than the daily comic.

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And then the professor demonstrated the Wiener-Kolmogorov helicopter.

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If someone does this and does, the liability lies with Canada.

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Will shit-for-brainsing professor become a recurring bastard? Stay tuned.

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Fortunately it was one of those sexy romance novels, so they didn't need the man's head for the cover.

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You're saying, hey, the last panel has a nonsensical perspective. Well, perspective is part of the post-Eden fallen world.

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Would you rather sit with friends watching shadows on the bigscreen or spending your time arguing with Plato about whether poetry should be legal?

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