Hey, my name's Sam. If you think to yourself; 'man I would have loved that before I became an adult' chances are I'm into it. My insta: samspoonan My wife: help-I’m-being-repressed
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the difference between theobald announcing amethar and colin announcing delissandro for your viewing pleasure
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Saleos was the name his mother gave him, in the brief moments before she was taken away. It was unclear how long or for what reason the rakshasa had been posing as the Duke Almodine’s wife, but the creatures death was swift. Despite his clearly infernal heritage, Saleos was the son of the Duke by right and was protected from harm.
Many within the city walls and his father’s employee treated the young trifling with disdain, thinly vailed insults were a daily occurrence. Growing up he chose a name for himself rather than the one his mother had chosen for him; he called himself Lyric. He took to his lessons and enjoyed especially his study of the arts and performance; he was already so used to spitting on a facade and saying what people wanted him to, if only to make them hate him a little less.
He had a complex relationship with his siblings, many of whom were distant at best. In the dead of night, on the eve of his 18th birthday Lyric was caught running away by one of his brothers; he expected to be told to go back to bed, to be told he was being silly. But Alexandrite looked him in the eye with a sense of sympathy Lyric had not expected, before nodding and saying “goodbye”.
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cover art for CAST PARTY’s first mini-series, FABLES OF FENDREYA. super grateful to ryan and the crew for having me back to do the art for this one!
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more people need to give lil izumi the attention she deserves
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everytime i get new de rolo content i just come crawling back
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favorite thing about taylor swift dndads is that he gives me an elaborate excuse to go through my old monthly shonen jump collection
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a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it's actually just perfectly parallel parked
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Bow in one hand, stetho-cope in the other
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“We’re a house. We’re a home.”
Welcome Andhera, knight of the Court of Craft.
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Blink twice if you signed an NDA about Leah not being able to read

kevinmchale •AND THAT’S WHAT YOU REALLY MISSED• You asked and made yourselves heard…so here we are! We are backkkk…again! We have reimagined and rebranded our podcast and can’t wait to share what we have in store for y’all. Our Glee recap podcast- in partnership with @iheartradio, starting over from the beginning and taking you through all 6 seasons. We’re going to break it all down and hope you’ll join us for the ride. We can’t wait to be with you all again, starting October 31st ❤️
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This was special and I miss my Paladin
My first dnd character almost died tonight. My last turn was spent, disengaging with 4 hp to stand in front of a party member with 1hp. I have the protection fighting style so I could have given an enemy disadvantage, and I had sanctuary cast on myself so I was less likely to be hit. I also had a higher armour class. A high risk, but the safest option.
The last anchorite cast lightning bolt on us, we made our saves, the bronze dragonborn monk had lightning resistance, but it didn’t matter because our health was so low, if they rolled nothing but 1s we’d both still fall.
Our team felled him but there were still a number of needle blights left; who’s last instructions were to take down the half-orc traitor. Two of the blights were slain via opportunity attacks but four of them made it into range to attack; three of them failed their saving throws for sanctuary (wis13) and had to attack other party members, one of them managed to hit the dragonborn monk to cause it to auto fail two death saves.
Our tiefling ranger cast cure wounds on the dragonborn to bring him up, my paladin’s turn came around and I failed his first save. The rest of the party took out a bunch of the blights surrounding us but there were more as well as boars.
Another death save, this one a success.
The party surrounded my paladin, Throkk. They defended him from attacks and killing almost all of the enmities. One last blight moved into the right spot to hit me but he failed his save against sanctuary, and was then slaughtered by the party. Sanctuary had one round left when the encounter ended, the ranger hit me with his last cure wounds.
Throkk came to and said “did we win?”
The entire encounter I didn’t do damage, I just cast buff spells, used lay on hands to keep someone from dying, and tried to give attackers disadvantage with his shield and still give the party the benefit of his newly gained aura.
It was incredible
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