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First look at my indie animated pilot Ersatz! An amnesiac wakes up in an endless war zone.
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Transformers could easily be Human Centipede’d with a blowtorch.
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Having a mild reaction to medication (I’m fine, I spoke to a doctor and pharmacist) so this how I’m looking. Now I’m thinking The Lobby Boy is also blessed with red splotches that are itchy. If only he had hydrocortisone cream to help.
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Check out this amazing reading of one of my stories! Mistbornhero out here doing great work!
It is explicit so keep that in mind when listening.
Cupid’s Bow Flower written by SmokedAppleCores | @smokedapplecores
A The Hotel Podfic read by mistbornhero for @polypodweek
Greeting dear listeners. Love is once more in the air; whether we like it or not! This is our annual public service announcement, make sure to kill any Cupid’s Bow you see on your property. This plant is easy to spot, thanks to its lovely vibrant green heart-shaped leaves, trumpet-like flower, and potent aphrodisiac pollen
Podfic Length: 52:13 minutes
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Based off that one meme
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Fred has a sudden interest in more than running a bar
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Boys on Krakoa before someone was framed smh
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Fred is a fine dining connoisseur so Mortimer better watch those frog legs of his (yes I know his name is Toad but that ruins the joke)
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My boys
X-Men rarepair ship competition and I show up with Blob x Toad
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You can tell a girl is ready for sex if you throw her against the wall and she sticks like a spaghetti noodle
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Alien Stage? You mean Hunger Games but K-pop
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The Concierge and The Lobby Boy if they escaped and loved each other
Art by _heretic_ceramics
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🙌🙌🙌
"n…n-nya."
Overdue Lobert commission for insanely patient @smokedapplecores🦷🍑
Thank you so much for giving me a chance to draw some cursed catboy action!!!
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Really wish I’d stop entering dead fandoms and wondering why there’s almost nothing new🫠
doodliesss
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