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rwac96 · 5 months ago
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Unpleasant Surprise (Transformers Shitpost)
--The Ark, The Autobot Ship/Base--
Bumblebee: *walks into the command center* "Guys! Guys, I found a box at the base's entrance!"
Prowl: *looking up from Teletran One* "A box?" *turns to the scout* "Bumblebee..."
Bumblebee: "C'mon, Prowl, don't be a prick! It could be a PS5!" *shakes the box, loud growling can be heard* "Um, ok...not a PS5."
Jazz: "The hell? Was that growling?!"
Bulkhead: "Certainly sounds like it."
Optimus: "Bumblebee, remember the Kremzeek incident?"
Wheeljack: "If it was another Kremzeek, we all would've been fried."
*Bumblebee blinked, shaking the box again, only to explode and reveal a monstrous, black wolf-like beast with bones protruding from its flesh and a skull face...The Grimm known as The Hound*
Cliffjumper: *alarmed* "WHAT THE SLAG IS THAT THING--?!" *gets attacked by The Hound* "GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF! FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS GET IT OFF!!!"
Optimus: *pulls out his Ion Blaster* "Autobots! BATTLE STATIONS!"
*Cliffjumper manages to peel the beast off, which sprints around; evading the laser fire from the soldiers*
Jazz: *shoots at The Hound* "Sparkdammit! Where the hell did this thing come from?!"
Bulkhead: *smashes at the floor, attempting to squish the Grimm* "Does it matter!? Get the forsaken thing!"
Wheeljack: *shooting at the Hound* "Looks like a good time for my new gadget--!"
Optimus: *swinging his Energon Axe at the beast* "NOT THE TIME WHEELJACK!"
*As chaos erupted on the Ark, Laserbeak watches from the railing*
--The Nemesis, The Decepticon Base--
Megatron: *watches the feed, chuckling* "Quite the effective use of that dimensional device, Shockwave."
Shockwave: "It took trial & error, Lord Megatron, but the results are satisfying."
Starscream: *unamused, scratched to hell, and on Knockout's operating table* "Not for me..."
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littlesmokesceenfan · 1 year ago
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If the decepticons weren't messing around they were designed themselves as flying boats around the 20th century
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smokedapplecores · 1 month ago
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Transformers could easily be Human Centipede’d with a blowtorch.
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beepboopappreciation · 1 year ago
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Is this anything
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sockiepuppetry · 4 months ago
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Shockwave is an Alpha gamer
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stormygopher · 2 months ago
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Wheeljack attempts cooking for his human friends. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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Half of them don’t even know what banana bread is but they’re always down to roast Wheeljack
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xpurplepiex · 1 month ago
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shitposts decepticon edition
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littledemo0n · 9 months ago
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Canon event
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exe-whyzy · 1 month ago
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NO STARSCREAM NOT LIKE THAT
i almost did it the other way around but the idea of this being starscream’s hallucination was too silly not to draw
it is my personal opinion that starscream would learn earth slurs specifically for this occasion
(credit to @/Funkiidoinkz on twitter for the original idea)
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without the speech bubbles bcz i spent too much time rendering to not show it off ..
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shroombell · 14 days ago
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"starscream, crank that soulja boy!"
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viloxenn · 4 months ago
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The bride and the ugly ass groom 💪🔥
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waterfowlhours · 4 months ago
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dumb dumb stupid shitpost
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fiddler-on-the-starship · 20 days ago
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Seekers exist because Hasbro was like, "in order to cut costs let's sell the exact same toy in three different colour schemes and call them three different characters so people will want to buy all of them lol"
and the fandom was like,
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bearhaironthechair · 23 days ago
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Hey, I mean it with utmost respect when I say that a little dickheadedness keeps character interactions interesting. With that in mind, I would give TF: Prime Bumblebee the moon and sun if they would make him happy.
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raringooo · 8 months ago
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Thought abt them immediately
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xpurplepiex · 2 months ago
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grandpa torture hours
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