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Unpleasant Surprise (Transformers Shitpost)
--The Ark, The Autobot Ship/Base--
Bumblebee: *walks into the command center* "Guys! Guys, I found a box at the base's entrance!"
Prowl: *looking up from Teletran One* "A box?" *turns to the scout* "Bumblebee..."
Bumblebee: "C'mon, Prowl, don't be a prick! It could be a PS5!" *shakes the box, loud growling can be heard* "Um, ok...not a PS5."
Jazz: "The hell? Was that growling?!"
Bulkhead: "Certainly sounds like it."
Optimus: "Bumblebee, remember the Kremzeek incident?"
Wheeljack: "If it was another Kremzeek, we all would've been fried."
*Bumblebee blinked, shaking the box again, only to explode and reveal a monstrous, black wolf-like beast with bones protruding from its flesh and a skull face...The Grimm known as The Hound*
Cliffjumper: *alarmed* "WHAT THE SLAG IS THAT THING--?!" *gets attacked by The Hound* "GET IT OFF!GET IT OFF! FOR THE LOVE OF PRIMUS GET IT OFF!!!"
Optimus: *pulls out his Ion Blaster* "Autobots! BATTLE STATIONS!"
*Cliffjumper manages to peel the beast off, which sprints around; evading the laser fire from the soldiers*
Jazz: *shoots at The Hound* "Sparkdammit! Where the hell did this thing come from?!"
Bulkhead: *smashes at the floor, attempting to squish the Grimm* "Does it matter!? Get the forsaken thing!"
Wheeljack: *shooting at the Hound* "Looks like a good time for my new gadget--!"
Optimus: *swinging his Energon Axe at the beast* "NOT THE TIME WHEELJACK!"
*As chaos erupted on the Ark, Laserbeak watches from the railing*
--The Nemesis, The Decepticon Base--
Megatron: *watches the feed, chuckling* "Quite the effective use of that dimensional device, Shockwave."
Shockwave: "It took trial & error, Lord Megatron, but the results are satisfying."
Starscream: *unamused, scratched to hell, and on Knockout's operating table* "Not for me..."
#shitpost#text shitpost#crossover#crossover shitpost#transformers#transformer series#transformer shitpost#rwby#optimus prime#orion pax#bumblebee#b-127#tf prowl#prowl (tf)#tf jazz#jazz (tf)#bulkhead#cliffjumper#wheeljack#megatron#d-16#shockwave#starscream#ulchtar#the hound#rwby the hound
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If the decepticons weren't messing around they were designed themselves as flying boats around the 20th century

#tip: Flying boats do exist today but are quite niche nowadays and mostly used for aerial firefighting instead of transportation#transformer shitpost#kinda#transformers maccadam
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Transformers could easily be Human Centipede’d with a blowtorch.
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Is this anything
#always an awkward conversation to have irl#“i love ai.” insert that one spongebob holding out his hands with a shadow above him meme#“FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL AI!!!”#clankerposting#Clay posts#fictional ai#shitpost#hal 9000#robots#p03#electric dreams#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims#shockwave#transformers#fuck ai#this is an anti ai art blog btw#objectum#saying hello to everyone who reads the tags um... hi!! Really funny to read people recommending me entry level robot/AI media#like yes i have indeed heard of portal and ultrakill. i just didnt pit them in the meme </3#also some guy decided to write in the notes that they were going to crush me into red paste. hot? thank you? ???? weird.
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Shockwave is an Alpha gamer
#messy comic#obligatory snapcube reference#Memphis Tennessee#transformers#maccadams#transformers one#tf fanart#tf art#tf one#shockwave#b 127#badassatron#bumblebee#transformers bumblebee#transformers shockwave#transformers shitpost#transformers comics#ibis paint art#ibispaint art
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Wheeljack attempts cooking for his human friends. It goes about as well as you might expect.
Half of them don’t even know what banana bread is but they’re always down to roast Wheeljack
#my art#Optimus is completely serious tho he’s just trying to help#transformers#maccadams#maccadam#transformers memes#transformers shitpost#wheeljack#prowl#hot rod#rodimus#bumblebee#tf bumblebee#ultra magnus#perceptor#optimus prime#shockwave#ratchet#arcee#ironhide#soundwave#jazz#tf jazz#windblade#skyfire#jetfire#starscream#megatron#transformers g1#transformers idw
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shitposts decepticon edition
#transformers#maccadam#shitpost#ravage#scream shock megs and sounds' hands#rumble#frenzy#whatever ill tag both cassettes since everyone calls them differently😭 (but to me its FIRRIB)#skywarps hand#megatron#soundwave#my art
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Canon event
#sketch#ilustracion#digital ilustration#transformers#transformers one#transformers optimus#transformers bumblebee#optimus prime#bumblebee#b 127#maccadam#shitpost#always getting adopted
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NO STARSCREAM NOT LIKE THAT
i almost did it the other way around but the idea of this being starscream’s hallucination was too silly not to draw
it is my personal opinion that starscream would learn earth slurs specifically for this occasion
(credit to @/Funkiidoinkz on twitter for the original idea)
without the speech bubbles bcz i spent too much time rendering to not show it off ..
#starbee#bumblebee#maccadam#maccadams#starscream#transformers#digital art#my art#i spent way too long on this#eight hours of my life for a shitpost#i need to get a grip#am i using tags right?
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"starscream, crank that soulja boy!"
#transformers#decepticons#megatron#starscream#soundwave#transformers soundwave#soundwave transformers#transformers fanart#maccadam#transformers g1#animatic#kinda#shitpost#starscream transformers#shroombell art#megatron transformers
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The bride and the ugly ass groom 💪🔥
#transformers#megop#megatron#d 16#optimus prime#i should sleep#transformers bayverse#transformers one#shitpost
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dumb dumb stupid shitpost
#artists on tumblr#digital art#procreate#transformers#shitpost#ratchet#optimus prime#megatron#megop#arcee#bulkhead#bumblebee#soundwave#animatic#drew this instead of my other projects 😭😭😭#fumbletron over here after fumbling her wife twice#took more crack- dark energon after the whole orion pax arc#look if i fumbled optimus i would also crash out.
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Seekers exist because Hasbro was like, "in order to cut costs let's sell the exact same toy in three different colour schemes and call them three different characters so people will want to buy all of them lol"
and the fandom was like,
#transformers#transformers g1#starscream#skywarp#thundercracker#etc.#maccadam#some fandoms have sexymen; the tf fandom has sexyplanes#in which i post#in which i shitpost
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Hey, I mean it with utmost respect when I say that a little dickheadedness keeps character interactions interesting. With that in mind, I would give TF: Prime Bumblebee the moon and sun if they would make him happy.
#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#tfa#transformers animated#transformers earthspark#tf earthspark#transformers one#tf one#bumblebee#megatron#megop#blitzwing#my art#fartwork#stupid stuff that makes me smile#shitpost#tw suggestive#suggestive#my stupid headcanons#Blitzwing the myrmecologist#tw swearing
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Thought abt them immediately
#transformers#maccadams#maccadam#tf#tf starscream#starscream#tf skyfire#tf jetfire#skyfire#jetfire#transformers starscream#transformers skyfire#transformers jetfire#skystar#starscream x skyfire#skyfire x starscream#starscream x jetfire#jetfire x starscream#transformers shitpost#shitpost art#tf shitpost#tags??#jetstar#???
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grandpa torture hours
#transformers#maccadam#tf idw#tf mtmte#tf lost light#rodimus#megatron#my art#god so far the only time ive drawn rodimus and megatron is when one is a dumbass shitposter#and the other goes through physical or mental torture respectfully and i dont know what this says about me#its so hard to treat these men seriously </3
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