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3 B's

Balding. Bearded. Beefy. What more could I ask for?

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Another Hot Dad from Faites Entrer l'Accusé

This wonderful bear of a man is Adjutant Serge Lucibello of La Gendarmerie Française.

He appears in an episode of Faites Entrer l'Accusé that I watched recently.

What has he got that I wouldn't want: beefy, bearded, balding. And look at that smile!

Piercing, smouldering dark eyes.

With his strong, broad shoulders...

... he really could have me any time he wanted. Imagine being arrested and roughed up by this handsome brute!

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Fond Farewell

We bid farewell to John "Willo" Williams, BBC regional football commentator, who is retiring at the end of the current season.

Are we downhearted? No. It gives him more time to be out and about where I might run the chance of bumping into him.

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An Example to Give Hope

Jonathan Blake was one of the first men to be recognised as being infected with HIV in Britain (if not the first) in 1982, aged 33.

He was given between six and nine months to live.

So here he is in 2025, aged 76, a campaigner for HIV awareness. Please, gentlemen, join with me in congratulating him on his longevity and celebrating life with him.

HIV has been on the rise in London since 2020 and we all need to do our bit to combat that. Practise safe sex if you're not close to your sexual partner, get tested and/or safe sex if you are (depending on how open your relationship is). Above all, talk about HIV/AIDS with those around you, whether homosexual or not, and especially with youngsters who weren't around when HIV was the big news.

As the UK government stated in its public information ads at the time: "Don't Die of Ignorance". Stay well, men.

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Does he know how handsome he is?

Graham Varley went blind in 2017 following a series of strokes. He found solace and a purpose in life through a gardening project in Scarborough, North Yorkshire.

I wonder if this beefy man with his lovely grey moustache (and winning smile) is able to remember what a handsome man he is. I tell you what, if you're ever in North Yorkshire and you come across him, please remind him that he's a stunning specimen of mature manhood. You never know, he may offer you a free courgette, so to speak.

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Pipe Smoking in B&W

My husband, Brian, had his old photograph albums out when I came in this afternoon and we've spent a few hours looking at old photos of him (and some of me and us together), friends and family from over the years.

We had a discussion abut which we liked best: colour of black & white and, eventually, we both agreed on black & white. Brian says his memories are in Black & White.

Many of my happiest memories involve Brian and me, cuddled up on a warm winter's evening, smoking our pipes and gently feeling each other's intimate places.

All it takes is for a man to light his pipe near me and I am instantly transported back, like Proust and his madeleine, to a younger time. Not necessarily happier (I'm quite happy in my marriage to Brian, thank you) but certainly full of the kind of memories that bind two men together.

Whether your memories are in monochrome or full technicolor, go get yourself a pipe and a pouch of tobacco. Then find yourself a big, handsome, bearded bear of a man to get close to, cuddle up, smoke your pipes together (maybe exchange some smoky kisses) and start creating some masculine memories. What are you waiting for?

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Pass It On (2)

I am indebted to @timjc14225 for reminding me (admonishing?) of the importance of passing on those pipe smoking rituals and skills to the next generations. And I have to say, I entirely agree, but for completely selfish reasons. Can you guess what they are, boys and girls?

I suspect a lot of you out there are much like me: a hairy old pipe and cigar smoking geezer interested in the company or other hairy old pipe and cigar smoking geezers. And why not? The pleasure of the company of a mature bear of a man, whether socially, emotionally or physically (or all three, for that matter), is not to be underestimated.

Pipe and cigar smoking do not count as habits, in my book. They are hobbies, pastimes and, above all, sets of groin-tingling rituals that complement masculinity and masculine sexual activity.

So, given that I have as much interest in young pipe smokers as I have in women (i.e. none at all), why should it bother me whether or not a young man takes up pipe and/or cigar smoking? Well, I suppose the first reason relates to hypocrisy: I, myself, tasted my first pipe smoke at age 14. By 17, the man who would later marry me, my Brian, had bought me my first pipe, tobacco, leather tobacco pouch, pipe cleaners and pipe smoker's knife. Smoking our pipes or cigars (or both) became an evening's bedtime pleasure and tradition. It continues to this day.

And that's why, whenever I fill and light my pipe or cut and light my cigar (or if I smell another man's pipe or cigar), my little mate nestling between my legs immediately sits up and takes notice. So who am I, an old codger who was once a young pipe smoker, not to help a younger man along on his pipe and cigar journey?

Then the hard bit: you and I aren't getting any younger. I've lost count of the funerals I've been to these last few years and there'll be more to come. So what happens if we pipe smoking old gentlemen shuffle off this mortal coil without ensuring there are younger gentlemen passionate about their pipes and cigars lining up to take our place?

That's right: it becomes economically unviable to sell cigars and cigar cutters and cigar cases and cigar humidors and pipes and pipe tobacco and leather pouches and pipe cleaners and pipe smoker's knives and... we dedicated smokers can't get hold of them any more! The tobacconists shut down and are gone and the world becomes a less aromatic, less interesting and less masculine place.

Excuse my French, but what a fucking disaster of a world that would be. And it would all be the fault of us older men who failed to fight the good fight and maintain the serious art of pipe and cigar smoking with younger men.

Now, look. I'm not saying you have to sleep with a younger man to pass on your mature smoking wisdom (like my Brian did with me), unless you want to. All I'm saying is: carry a spare pipe with you and, when the opportunity arises, hold out a masculine hand of friendship with a packed pipe, pull yourself in close to him and teach him the subtle art and infinite manly pleasures of proper smoking.

And then you can fuck his brains out... just so he makes the association, you understand.

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What am I after?

A man, for me, requires certain features, some of which this man embodies perfectly.

Maturity. Any man under 45 is a child as far as I'm concerned. I want mature, experienced, grey, hairy, balding (if possible). Facial hair (beard or moustache) gets a man a long way with me. A big, bushy grey beard, swathed in pipe smoke, gets a man even further.

Pipe and/or cigar smoker. There's a sexual pleasure in sharing pipe smoke with a good-looking, mature man. This can be in a social context but, believe me, pipe and cigar smoking (especially with a bit of leather on the hands) certainly spices up the sexual activity.

Perverted intelligence. Yes, he may be good looking, he may be a sexual master but I want a man with the wit and imagination to enjoy with me things that would make decent people's hair stand on end.

There are many other things I enjoy in a man: moderate corpulence, a nice cock and balls (a moderate or even small sized penis is fine for me, but I do love a drooping ball sack to run my hands and tongue around) and a taste for leather (especially gloves).

If your member reacts favourably to any one or more of these perverted, degenerate desires, feel free to get in touch.

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Why I love where I live

Of course, you can find handsome men all over the place but there seems to be a much higher proportion of chubby, handsome mature men close to my home. Take this handsome local man, for example. Wouldn't you just love to have that chunky body wrapped around you?

Or this beautiful specimen of mature masculinity?

In fact, both of them together making a smokygluvs sandwich would be wonderful.

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Tribute to a Handsome Biker

It's with a heavy heart that I learned the news of four people killed in the Naples cable-car disaster, with one survivor seriously injured.

Among them, 64-year-old Graeme Winn, a handsome man and clearly a biker. It's bad enough when people are killed needlessly, but to lose such a handsome man... RIP Graeme, your sister and the others killed.

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Spare a Thought

Spare a thought for this handsome, bearded bear whose van has been trapped for over two years in a broken mechanical stacked car park in central London. If it's any consolation, he has, at least, found time to grow a beautiful beard and moustache.

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What's in Grandpa's Mouth?

This handsome grandpa, with his balding head, grey moustache and chubby cheeks, was asked to taste test for the BBC.

He popped a few things into his mouth, including a cube from a £115 melon.

Check out the BBC News website today if you want to know what this beautiful grandpa sounds like (which is lovely).

In fact, if you want me to taste test anything, it would have to be the inside of his mouth.

It's just a shame he didn't get to taste the emissions from my cock. I'm sure that would have been his taste favourite.

Ah, well.

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The Love of a Pipe Smoking Man

I must admit, nothing gets me going more than the sight of a mature man with a pipe or cigar in his mouth.

I will always find time to appreciate a mature pipe smoking man, in particular.

My first sexual experience was with a man who enjoyed his pipe and cigar smoking. He still does: I married him.

In particular, I have a real attraction to a mature, bearded smoker. There's something reassuringly sensual about such a man: steady, reliable, effortlessly masculine and so very attractive. These are men who have inspired me to be the man that I am. Thank you one and all, gentlemen. You make the world a better (and more aromatic) place.

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Help Wanted

This is John Lemon. He runs a centre for mature gentlemen in East Belfast. Here he is being interviewed on BBC Northern Ireland.

As you can see, he's a handsome bearded bear. You can't tell here but he has a fantastic voice and a wonderful Belfast accent (one of my favourite accents, if you were wondering). He also seems like a very nice, cuddly man.

The centre is desperately looking for new premises in East Belfast due to the closure of the shopping centre where it's located. That would be a real shame: we mature men get overlooked enough as it is.

So come on, gentlemen: if you're in the Belfast area and know of or have premises that you could let them use, get in touch with BBC Northern Ireland and let Mr Lemon know. We can't see this wonderful man and his members out on the streets!

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Any Ideas?

These stills are taken from the video for "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah", by The Wedding Present (one of my favourite English bands)..

I've seen him in many a TV show (mainly American) but I can't, for the life of me, remember his name.

Any Ideas. gentlemen?

Let me know in the comments if you can remember.

Also, if possible, his address and telephone number, please.

I would very much like to propose a role for him to play with me.

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For the Love of a Dad

Sometimes you come across a man or two on the net who makes your heart skip a beat.

Here's a couple I've seen recently. Quite frankly, I'd be happy to be forced into bed and pleasure these two handsome devils (individually or at the same time) until they're completely satisfied.

They can then toss me aside, as every dad has the absolute right to do (though, hopefully, they'll drag me back later when they're ready for another round).

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Farewell to a Handsome Copper

Howard Rayner has just retired from Essex Police after over 40 years' service as a Special (volunteer). What a fantastic handsome man and what a shame we'll no longer get to see him in uniform.

Still, with all the spare time he'll now have, perhaps he'd like to come round to mine for some relaxing retirement fun.