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Yeah this entire ask makes me feel like my mother 'trying to help' by doing something 'for me' that I didn't ask her to do and then waiting for me to praise her for something I didn't ask her to do.

Its performative and not at all courteous :( no bueno, Nony

Do you mind if I scream in your inbox? Not at you, at everyone else because I hate life.

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Okay cool thanks

I do mind, get a journal

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Once upon a time…

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what writing fic is always meant to feel like

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Leopard Eating Faces party once again blaming others when Leopards Eat their Faces, yes, even their own!

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I honestly don't care if any disabled person is able to do anything or not.

Human lives have values for being human lives, and disabled people are humans.

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Cats. Cats never change. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

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real life cartoon character

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Please reblog

Australian KOSA is occurring right now

They are banning anyone under the age of sixteen from almost all media sites, including YouTube now.

They are including sites they promised they wouldn’t include

They are using inaccurate face scanning tech that does not accurately know your age

The other option is using government IDs

Neither is wanted.

PAY ATTENTION TO THIS RIGHT NOW. PLEASE JUST FOR A MOMENT

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https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024

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fairytales which tell you to be both kind and clever fairytales that say to be kind is to be clever and to be clever is to be kind fairytales that say the cleverest thing you can ever do is choose kindness and that cruelty or thoughtlessness are always foolish but not kindness never kindness

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I'm not familiar with American geography, so the little thin threadlike patches of lands dividing the three lakes, are those accessible? Can people go across the lakes via those barely visible land bridges?

these?

those aren't land bridges, they're bridge bridges!

the southern one is the Mackinac Bridge, which is the longest suspension bridge in the western hemisphere.

it's fucking ENORMOUS. it's about 5 miles long and the deck is 200 feet over the water. the bridge towers are 550 feet tall.

it honestly breaks your brain a bit to look at it, but if you want to cross from Lower to Upper Michigan or vice versa, it's your only choice.

and the northern circle is the Sault Ste. Marie International Bridge, which is just fine.

(it's pronounced "SOO saint marie")

it takes you to Canada from Upper Michigan if you want to go, so there's Customs at the end. bring your passport, and also your dog's passport.

and that's how we get around up here! if you need to go somewhere in the Great Lakes area and there's one of these big watery fucks in the way, you either take one of these bridges, hop onto a car or passenger ferry, or drive the long way round.

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I love that Lil Nas X loves to honor the gender-defying Black men who came before him. He's done Jimi Hendrix, now he's doing Prince! I can't wait for Montero to drop!

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where's that one post about "DON'T TRAIN THE RACCOONS" cuz someone trained the raccoons to take the trash to the dumpster at their job

working on some of the NPC behaviour for raccoon hordes.

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Unmute !

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Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.