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smolvenger · 12 hours

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Well...y'all have spoken

Poll Idea: WIP Potentials!

Okay guys, I have all these ideas in the WIP stew. I have the next part of Boat in the Water loading up and about to start a rough draft. But...which of these sounds good to you of these stories and requests crazy ideas I got.

Court of Mischief Chapter 21: Reader is back with her hubby, and after some reunion hanky panky, they realize the key to Grendel's defeat can be found in the Trove, which they must obtain by visiting the worlds of the other variants, Kingdom Hearts Style. There are also plans for Reader and Sif to find something in the Asgardian library that could threaten them...or help them.

The Little Princess: based off of a request. Reader and Henry V have their first baby...and it's a girl. While the court may be disappointed, he still loves his daughter.

Birthday Blurb Request Title TD: "Who Did This To You?" with President Loki with spice. He will be protective over her bb and want to give her a mango ride, ehhehehehe.

Birthday Blurb Request Title TBD: "And there was one bed!" with Prof! Tom. I plan on Reader being a student, and somehow on a school trip or something, landing in one room with one bed with prof! Tom. Tension ensues, and there will be smut.

And now, for the random oneshots in my head...

The Maid of Harlefluer, Henry V x fem! Reader: This is the darkest idea I have since there is dubcon in it. But Henry V and his army enter Harlefleur for the French invasion, BUT in order to peacefully pass through, he requires a lady for his bed that night...and you are the one offered! Smut and angst and some fluff happens.

A Private Audience, Will Ransome x fem! Reader: Hold up, hold up, hear me out, this isn't a signal I've been kidnapped- I know, I'm shocked too. But I had an idea kind of based on "My Boy Breaks his Favorite Toys" from TTPD and a couple lines from chapter 19 in Pride and Prejudice concerning another suitor who is a clergyman named William, as well as headcanons I've read. Reader is new in town after the canon events and Will is a widower with the kiddos and he is showing interest in her, and Reader goes "oh, okay! He's a great guy! I won't mind his courtship!" But then...she somehow finds out about Cora and Stella and his past infidelity *record scratch* and that he is still talking with Cora via the letters(!!!!) and it changes everything internally. But despite this, one day he knocks on the door intending to propose marriage to Reader. Angst and drama ensues.

Which one sounds like something you wanna read about first?

Tell me what y'all think!

Taglist: @anukulee@asgards-princess-of-mischief@jennyggggrrr@five-miles-over@fictive-sl0th@ladycamillewrites@villainousshakespeare@holdmytesseract@eleniblue@twhxhck@lokisgoodgirl@lovelysizzlingbluebird@raqnarokr@holymultiplefandomsbatman@michelleleewise@wolfsmom1@cheekyscamp@mochie85@fandxmslxt69@skittslackoffilter@mischief2sarawr@jijilaufeyson

#spoiler alert he will be back in court of mischeif too hehheheheehhe

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smiley mews for u this fine Friday morning 💖🥹

Good morning mews!!! Look at those smiles!🥹🥹🥹🥹what a nice way to start the day, thank you bestie!

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My illustration for @mischieflokizine, inspired by vintage magician posters.

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Hi there! That's a good question!

I basically work at a call center doing customer service. We book hotels for companies and answer the phone.

I have a kindle and the cover is pastel pink full of bunny rabbits

Speaking of which, my favorite color used to be purple but now the color that makes me happiest is pastel pink :)

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Poll Idea: WIP Potentials!

The Little Princess: based off of a request. Reader and Henry V have their first baby...and it's a girl. While the court may be disappointed, he still loves his daughter.

Birthday Blurb Request Title TD: "Who Did This To You?" with President Loki with spice. He will be protective over her bb and want to give her a mango ride, ehhehehehe.

And now, for the random oneshots in my head...

Which one sounds like something you wanna read about first?

Tell me what y'all think!

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smolvenger · 2 days

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And every other movie

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i bring u an edit of the blond bois this fine Thursday 😮‍💨🫡

A little less conversation and a little more touch my body indeed!🛐😏😏🥵

Goodbye feminism, it was nice knowing you because these boys could ask about 99 percent anything of me and I’d do it😈

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smolvenger · 2 days

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Ooo, this looks really intriguing!

**MASTERLIST**

You can't stand your job as the arrogant Loki Laufeyson's personal PR rep, but when the quinjet crashes on your way to a summit and leaves you and your cocky co-worker stranded on an uncharted island, you force yourself to work together for your survival. When Loki contracts a devastating disease while awaiting rescue, his feelings for you change, and you find your tropical nightmare turning into the ultimate paradise you never thought it could be.

PAIRING: Avengers!Loki x Reader

GENRES: enemies-to-lovers, castaway romance, comedy, smut

CONTENT WARNINGS (18+ ONLY): some verbal abuse and Dub!con; descriptions of plane crashes, injuries, and disease; smut, look for individual warnings

Chapter 1: "Thanks, I Hate You" --Coming May 1st

PLEASE COMMENT/REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO BE TAGGED (likes alone do not count!)

Tags: @anukulee @jiyascepter @wolfsmom1 @cakesandtom @holdmytesseract @simplyholl @lokisgoodgirl @mjsthrillernp @meowmeow-motherfucker @foxherder @letstalkaboutshtufff @ladymischief11 @libby-bibby @javagirl328 @crimson25 @lcolumbia1988 @gruftiela @mochie85 @huntress-artemiss @loz-3 @kikster606 @muddyorbsblr @sheris532 @lokischambermaid

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smolvenger · 2 days

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Tom Hiddleston getting frustrated with Joey on while filming a scene for War Horse

#yes daddy I'll behave #tom my beloved

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“I’ve already seen those pictures of War Horse Premiere Tom. Don’t need to see them again.” -No One.

[x,x]

#war horse tom era has me in a chokehold #say it with me: it's modern Henry V!!!!#sigh...#save a joey ride a tom #hehehehehehe

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smolvenger · 2 days

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Okay, but the way sending smut to my professor or my employer is the worst nightmare of mine in the world!!! And you turned it into this! Heck yes!

Also, about time someone actually wrote about an under the desk blowjob with Prof! Tom! heheheheh

Tell Me

“I accidentally emailed my smut fanfiction to my professor.” Prof!Tom Hiddleston

WARNING: Smut and Tom. You’ve been warned. Mention of Loki also.

Word Count: 1783

(Sorry for taking forever. I’ve been busy. Ya know the Holidays, family, crippling depression, and Alex have all been distracting me.)

@dangerousvikings

You were typing away on your laptop, your eyes giving up on you just when you were about finished. You sighed and rubbed your eyes, before saving the paper. You went to your e-mail and pulled up your Professors name, attaching the document and sending it off. You stretched and got up from your chair, closing your laptop and flopped on your bed, ignoring the covers and just falling asleep.

You woke up to the sound of knocking on your door. “This better be good!” You yelled as you turned over to face the door.

“There’s breakfast. You should eat being that it’s almost noon.” Your roommate said, peeking into your room. “Did you finish that paper?”

“Yeah I sent it even though it was only the rough draft.” You mumbled, putting your face in your pillow again.

“I’ll read it to make sure it’s not complete crap.” Your roommate walked over to your laptop and turned it on, looking through it before finding the e-mail. She opened the attachment and started reading. You were on the verge of going back to sleep but you were woken up again. “Uh.. Y/n this isn’t your paper.”

“What do you mean?” You grumbled. “I sent it to him so it has to be.”

“No.. Y/n you don’t understand this is a Loki Fanfiction.” You shook your head, thinking she was talking known sense but then it stuck you. You shot up and rushed to your computer, gasping when you saw a certain part that you remembered vividly writing. “You accidentally sent your professor a fanfiction.”

“I accidentally sent my smut fanfiction to my professor.” You corrected. It didn’t register until you realized that he was going to read it and probably fail you. “I sent smut to my professor!” You started freaking out, pacing and talking to yourself. “I’ve gotta run away. I’ve gotta change my name and get face reconstruction. I’m a dead person. I can’t show my face in class today.” You looked at your roommate as she stared at you. “Help me.”

“Okay. Just send the right file and pretend nothing happened.” She said, going towards your laptop. She opened the document and renamed it, composing a new message and sending it to your professor. “Now act like nothing happened. What’s the worse that could happen?”

“I g-”

“Don’t answer that question.” She said. “Now get ready for class.”

“Alright.” You nodded and got ready, leaving as soon as you were finished.

You walked into the classroom and your Professor was sitting behind his desk, staring at his laptop as he read something. His expression was hard to read but his eyes said it all, he was reading what you turned in. You sat in your seat and stared at your hands, biting your bottom lip. The last student walked in and Professor H walked closed the door. “Good morning class.” He said, leaning against his desk. “Today is going to be short.” He cleared his throat and looked around his eyes landing on your for a minute before he spoke. “I’ve received your essays and I’ve already graded them. Some of you did great and others… surprised me.” He stood up straight and went to the board and got started.

You were sure that he was going to fail you because of that. You would fail and would probably never show your face to him again. You sighed and just let the class continue.

When the lecture was over you were going to just leave and never show up again but you didn’t go unnoticed. “Ms. Y/n.” Professor H said as everyone else exited. “Stay for a minute I’d like to speak with you.” He sat behind his desk and pulled up your essay. “I’d like to know what this is.”

“Uh..” You felt your cheeks heating from embarrassment. “Well it’s.. something.”

“Something.” He agreed. “But it’s not the essay.”

“I sent you the actual essay this morning.” You said quickly.

“I know and I also read it.” He nodded. “But this.. is inappropriate and shouldn’t be sent to teachers.” He faced you watching you as he slowly nodded. “But I would be lying if I say I wasn’t entertained. You’re very creative Y/n.” He stood up and walked towards you. “Where did you get this creativity?”

“Sh-should we be talking about this?”

“Have I made you uncomfortable?” He leaned against his desk with you standing in front of him.

“Well.. no you haven’t.” You spoke nervously, your eyes on everything but him.

“Have I made you nervous then?” He stood again, his body centimeters from yours.

“You could say that.” You breathed out.

Professor Hiddleston placed his hand on your waist, staring down at you and waiting for your reaction. He’d let you go if you wanted to leave, it would pain him but he wouldn’t force you. “Reading that story of yours turn me on.” He whispered as he licked his lips. Your breath caught and your looked up at him, your body moving closer to his. He turned the two of you around, pressing you against his desk. “Have you really thought of doing those things with Loki?”

“Um..” You bit your bottom lip, looking around again.

“Don’t be embarrassed.” He cupped your cheek, his thumb rubbing against your skin. “Tell me the truth. Did you really want a fictional character to bend you over his lap and spank you? Pull your hair and fuck your senseless?” He leaned in as he spoke, his lips pressing against your ear. He nibbled on it a little, enjoying the whimper that escaped your lips. “Tell me what you want me to do to you Y/N.” He moved his hands from the side of you towards your waist, slowly licking up your neck. You grabbed onto his shoulders for support, closing your eyes. “I won’t do anything unless you say so.” You moved your hand to the back of his neck, looking into his eyes.

“I-I want you to..” You bit your bottom lip. “I want you to fuck me senseless.” He smirked and chuckled.

“You’re really adorable when you’re nervous.” He moved his hand to your neck, lightly squeezing it. You kissed him out of a burst of confidence, biting his bottom lip. He pushed you back by your next and growled, staring at you. “Where did that come from?”

“I-I don’t know.” You felt a small pull in your stomach when he backed away from you.

“Take it off.” You looked at the opened door behind you and then at him. He looked back at it and smirked. “You think we’ll get caught?” He stepped towards you and grabbed the him on your shirt, pushing it up and kneeling down. Your professor kissed your stomach as he unbuttoned your shorts, pulling your underwear down as he took it off. “You might not have noticed that I’ve developed something of a.. crush for you.” He kissed your inner thigh. “But you know the whole policy about sleeping with students.” He stood up straight and undid his pants. “I’m all about foreplay but.. you made me really needy.”

He undid his own jeans and shoved his pulsing member inside of you, hissing at the tight fit. “Fuck.” You whimpered, spreading your legs wider.

“Maybe you’re not a good girl after all.” He chuckled.

“I-I didn’t expect that.” You pressed your forehead against his shoulder, closing your eyes. He grabbed your wrists and pushed you down, pinning your arms down against the desk. “Professor Hiddleston.”

“Please call me Tom.” He slowly thrust his hips, watching your expression. He chuckled as you bit your bottom lip, keeping your moans in. He picked up the pace, enjoying the sweet cry coming from you. “That’s it baby girl.”

You writhed under him your toes curling as he hit your sweet spot. “Shit!” You gasped. “T-Tom.”

“You gonna cum?” He asked, going faster.

“Y-yes.” You whimpered.

“Cum for me. Let go baby girl. Come on scream my name.” His thrusts became rough as he felt you tighten around him. “Let everyone know who’s fucking you right now.”

“T-Tom!” You shivered as the coil in your belly tightened then released, your walls pulsating around him. He pulled out, stopping himself from spilling inside of you. You sighed and sat up, looking at him. “Y-you didn’t f-” He pulled his pants up quickly and handed your pants to you. You quickly put them on and rushed under the desk when you heard heavy footsteps in the hallway. He quickly sat down at the desk with his dick still out.

Another student walked in with a small smile on his face. “Hey Professor H do you think you can tell me where I can find the Dean?” He questioned.

You looked at Tom’s dick and bit your bottom lip, staring at his dick. You reached out and grabbed it, making him visibly jump. “Uh..” He cleared his throat when he felt something warm and wet wrap around him. “You’ll have t-to leave this building and go to the..” He trailed off as you slowly licked from his base to his tip. “Sorry I’m losing my train of thought.”

“No it’s fine take your time.” The student said with a chuckle. “So I’ll leave this building.”

You pushed your head farther so he reached the back of your throat. He slumped down a little farther in his chair and scratched his eye. “Yeah you’d leave this building and.. and uh.. go towards Mason Hall.” He tapped his fingers on the desk and tried his best to keep a poker face but it was failing him. You were pushing him over the edge within seconds. “He.. he’s gonna be on th-” He let out a groan, holding his side in the process so it didn’t look too suspicious. He had released in your mouth, catching you by surprise. You let him go and some of the cum got on your face as you swallowed.

“Are you alright Professor?” He asked, raising his eyebrow.

“Yeah I’m alright.” Tom said quickly. “The Dean is gonna be on the third floor.”

“Alright thanks Professor H.” The student said with a nod. “Feel better.” He walked out and shut the door behind him. Tom moved from the desk and stared at you, his eyes wide.

“Did you just swallow?” Tom leaned his head to the side.

“Was I not supposed to?”

“I asked because you got some on your face.” He handed you a piece of tissue with a smile. But you already wiped it off and pushed your finger into your mouth.. “I think I want to marry you now.”

#smut #fic recs

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