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ANNOUNCEMENT:

I'm hardly on Tumblr so I kept forgetting to do this but I have had a season of self discovery and have discovered I am trans.

I no longer go by Meer but now go by Kai or Kaiba. Thank you!!

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Writing plans

Finishing the Natemare 2 parter

Shawn Flynn 3 parter

Wilford request

I am also working on a My Hero Academia AU with ocs from myself and @sweetest-honey-bunny if anyone is interested in reading it here I will post it here. Otherwise it's going on A03

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If I wrote OC x Character content would yall read it or should I post it to my self indulgence blog?

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Valentine’s Headcanons: Markiplier Egos

Yancy: he's in jail so he gets you what gifts he can and you get to visit him an extra time in the month!

Damien: all the stops. Roses, chocolate, jewelry, fancy date he does it all

Dark: same as damien

Actor: same as Damien

Wilford: takes you to dance as well as an arcade or carnival and wins you all kinds of gifts

Yandereplier: you get taken on every romantic mini date that can be planned in a day.

Bingiplier: picnic and sunset watch

Bim Trimmer: makes you the star of a game show, not contestant of course no. Think Vana white. And you get spoiled with gifts and a date after

Googleplier: he knows all the cliches so instead he does something for you and gets you something based off of your search history

Doc Iplier: spoils you with gifts and takes you on an elaborate and romantic date

Illinois: he's showing you around various museums and buying you pins at each one.

Abe the Detective:

(Yes I know he’s not technically a Markiplier ego but he’s associated so I’m tacking him on the end here)

He's taking you to dinner and a movie

Celine:

(I know she’s also not fully a Markiplier ego as she isn’t portrayed by Mark but I still wanted to include her)

She gets you gifts based on things you've been talking about lately and takes you on a date to try something or a place you've mentioned wanting to try but not having the time or resources to

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I love it omg!!

Hey! I've been having a rough go of things and have been kinda down. Can I get a love letter from anyone you know I like?

Here go hun :) I did sweet little Natpai for you 💜

Hey baby,

Just leaving this little note to remind you that I love you so much. I know youve been so busy lately and yes im so proud of you but i hope you set stuff aside today to celebrate us today! I have a plan for later but for now I'm off getting ready for it. I made you some food, its in the fridge! Make sure you eat it and take your time getting ready.

Im so happy I could be with someone as incredbile as you. You always make my day so much brighter and I hope I do the same for you.

I'll see you later, love. Get ready to have the most relaxing and fun day ever!

       

                         -Natpai 💙

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Valentine’s Headcanons: JackSepticEye Egos

Marvin: would use his magic to gift you protective charms. He would also get you a rose and chocolate. Would take you on a date in the most romantic place he could find in the multiverse

Chase: wouldn't be able to do much but would get you chocolate and cook dinner for you

JackaBoyMan: may be busy on valentine's for patrol but if not you get roses and chocolate and the most romantic date he can manage. If he's busy you get all that just late.

Jameson Jackson: made you a whole show about how much he adores you that he shows you over dinner

Antisepticeye: not exactly a romantic but he tries. He gets you roses and chocolate. Plus he even got you a necklace. He also spends some time with you however you want. He's trying. A for effort

Henrik von Schneeplestein: you get all the most romantic things he can think of and do for you. He tries his best to go all out since he feels like he neglects you due to his work

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Valentines Headcanons: Beetlejuice

Lydia: wouldn't wanna go out or do anything big. Would probably set up a whole blanket fort and all your favorite snacks and candy and get your favorite drinks. Would wanna just hang out and watch whatever you want together and cuddle in the blanket fort

Beetlejuice: doesn't even know about the holiday until told about it. He cares but has a hard time expressing it so he probably just sets up your favorite movie and snacks to watch the movie with you

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Valentine’s Headcanons: NateWantstoBattle Egos

//You can interact with Natewolf at @bigbadnatewolf

Phantom: romantic dinner and roses, also gifts you a necklace or bracelet

Natemare: the date is definitely playful and fun like him but he gets you tons of small cute gifts

Natpai: takes you on a walk ending in a picnic. He'd probably give you something simple and sweet

Natewolf: takes you to a carnival or arcade and wins you all kinds of gifts

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Valentine’s Day Headcanons: Ouran Highschool Host Club

So we all know that on valentines day itself they're gonna be busy hosting BUT they make it up after

Tamaki: and when he makes it up to you its big. Tons of roses and chocolate, a candlelit dinner, the works. I'm not entirely unconvinced he wouldn't get a fireworks show for you

Kyoya: his making it up to you is more private and intimate. A rose or two, some chocolate, a piece of jewelry, and a romantic dinner

Mori: probably has honey involved in some way as you know he's gotta look after him. But you still get spoiled and it is still romantic

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Valentine’s Day Headcanons: Dice Camera Action

Paultin: makes it a spectacle and a whole show. Big romantic gestures. And lots of candy and drinking.

Diath: much more intimate and shy. And gifts would be given privately and he'd also take you on a romantic date

Keelee: too anxious to really do much big. But you get gifts and candy and poetry. Maybe even a song written just for you

Strix: probably would have to be told about the holiday but then she's doing everything possible for you

Evelyn: flowers and candy galore for you. And she has a full day planned of romantic mini dates. Picnic in the park, stargazing at night, coffee and breakfast at the Cafe, fancy dinner. Babe does it all

Mavriel: wrote you a song and poetry, got you tons of candy and gifts, and on top of all that she also set up a romantic date to do all of that for you privately

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Valentine’s Day Headcanons: Dark and Dicey

Pluck: he doesn't exactly have time to do much for you or with you on Valentine's Day since he's got his kids to worry about but he still makes sure to get you something shiny and some sweets with a card to make sure you know he didn't forget and cares. He also will carve some time for a coffee date in the day for you too.

Kovacs: a very private and romantic date in the evening as well as a gift slipped to you away from the others since he doesn't want to hear their teasing. May be private about it but he cares deeply

Werblund: he doesn't really do much but you do get a gift and he buys you some drinks

Trixa: candy galore and stuffies galore. Also drags you to shop and buys you anything you want.

Anya: you get many many presents but you're not entirely sure she actually... bought any of them? Better not think about that. Anyway, not only do you get lots of presents she also takes you on a date and makes sure you get proper treatment from your waiter

Lyra: you get a couple of handmade gifts and some candy. Then you also get a sunset picnic. She wants you to feel special on valentine's.

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Ballad of Natemare (Natemare x Reader Prt 1/2)

//commission for @darkmarkstories

//Also, sorry this took so long dearie.

Natemare watched you with a smile. You were so adorable. He just couldn't help but keep an eye on you. You could need his help after all. A lame excuse, he of course knew this logically, but he couldn't help but want to be around you. You were an addiction, a drug, to him. Only one problem... well two.

Problem one: you didn't even know he existed beyond believing you had a benevolent spirit following you. Any time you lost something it would soon reappear on your bed. Natemare, a benevolent spirit. Oh how he and his brothers laughed at the irony. He accepted that role from her though. Anything to not scare her off. He could of course talk to you but merely hadn't yet. Didn't want to scare you. But he may just have to.

Problem two was a whole lot more complicated. "You can only claim a soul and keep a soul bound to you if it as corrupt as you are" Phantom had told Mare when he'd consulted him on making you his. So he had to corrupt you. Not only that but make you as corrupt as he... well that would involve committing one of the most heinous acts a person could commit: murder. How to convince you to commit murder? Well now that was the question.

Mare was a siren. He could convince someone of nearly anything but this was a special case. He would need to work his charm especially hard. He fixed his hair and clothes. Time to get the plan started. He would have you. He had to have you.

He started by getting nominated for prom queen. Your parents were always very keen on appearances and bragging about their prom queen daughter would be almost as important to them as your success in class. Mare knew that they would do part of his work for him by pressuring you to win the crown. He'd just have to add to their pressure then when you cracked, deal the final blow of suggesting a very... red way of winning the crown. Then you'd be as corrupt as he was and you'd be his.

This was perfect absolutely perfect. He adored you, everything about you, and despite the cruel plan he knew it would work out in the end. He'd have his loving prom queen.

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Gotta get back into planning this

Who would want a choose your own adventure style date with Natewolf?

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Fandoms I write for: Ace Attorney, Beetlejuice, Be More Chill, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Classic Literature, Critcal Role, Dark and Dicey, DC, Devil is a Part-Timer, Durarara, Dice Camera Action, Hamilton, Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, Hetalia, Jacksepticeye egos, Markiplier egos, Marvel, NateWantstoBattle egos, Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Pokemon Sword and Shield, Red Dead Redemption, Seven Deadly Sins, Star Wars (all 3 trilogies), Heathers, Percy Jackson

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New Years Ficlets: Markiplier Egos

/The party was stuffy and you just needed air. You stepped out to the balcony but were surprised to see

Yancy:

(I’m rusty at writing him so if he’s not great please excuse it)

the ex-con. You approached and stood by him. He took a second to realize that you were there.

“Oh, (Y/N)! Good to see youse again”

“You too, Yancy. Glad you changed your mind about parole.”

“Well there was one person I really did it for” he said and your heart sank. You tried not to let it show though.

“Really? That’s great/ They must be really lucky”

“I haven’t exactly told them yet...”

“You should. You’re an amazing guy and they’d be lucky to have you”

“3...2...1...Happy New Years!” muffled cheers came from inside.

Yancy crashed his lips to yours and you kissed back, relieved yet confused until the kiss broke and Yancy spoke.

“Youse the one I did it for”

Damien:

the mayor. It was only polite to thank him for the invitation, right? You tried to convince yourself but the truth was you had a massive crush on him.

“Mayor Damien?” you spoke softy.

“Please just call me Damien. We’re friends after all.”

“Are you alright?”

“Yes, just needed air.”

“Me too”

There was a silence with an inexplicable tension. It remained as the countdown occurred inside. At its end, Damien crashed his lips to yours. The kiss had a level of desperation to it you couldn’t quite figure out.

Dark:

Dark. You nervously approached him.

“Lovely night isn’t it?” you asked.

“Not as lovely as you”

You blushed. “Still ever the charmer and gentleman I see” you said and Dark chuckled.

“Why are you out here?”

“Sometimes ego parties can get to be a bit much. I always appreciate the invitations though:”

Dark nodded and seemed to be battling with himself. Soon enough the countdown happened inside and at its conclusion he gently cupped your cheek and gave you a gentle kiss.

Actor:

Actor...Shouldn’t he be in the party? He turned and saw you.

“Ah, (Y/N), good to see you. What brings you out here?”

“I could ask you the same, but I needed air and I also wanted to ask you something”

“And that would be?”

“Will you be my New Years kiss?”

He nodded with a smile and was blushing and soon enough the countdown happened. As midnight hit, he kissed you passionately.

Wilford:

Wilford. You went and hugged him.

“Hey, candy man”

“(Y/N), sugar bean, good to see you”

“Good to see you too Will...Hey, can I ask you something?”

“Anything”

“Will you be my New Years kiss?”

“Anything for you”

Soon enough it was time for the kiss and he pulled you into a passionate kiss.

Yandereplier:

Yandereplier. You didn’t think he’d be here. You approached and gave him a smile.

“Oh, hi senpai”

“Hey. I was wondering where you were. I was hoping you’d be my kiss at midnight.”

He went beet red and could hardly move until midnight hit where he pulled you into a desperate kiss.

Bingiplier:

Bing.

“Hey, there you are

Bim Trimmer:

Bim.

Googleplier:

Google

Doc Iplier:

Doc.

Host:

The Host.

Illinois:

Illinois.

Abe the Detective:

(Yes I know he’s not technically a Markiplier ego but he’s associated so I’m tacking him on the end here)

Celine:

(I know she’s also not fully a Markiplier ego as she isn’t portrayed by Mark but I still wanted to include her)

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New Years Ficlets: Hazbin Hotel

Parties in Hell were something else, especially if the Radio Demon and Angel Dust were the ones who planned it. Things got a bit too crazy for you so you decided to step out to the balcony.

Angel Dust:

“Shouldn’t you be in the party dancing with some gorgeous guy or gal?” Angel asked and you whirled around to see him. You chuckled.

“Shouldn’t you? I just wanted some air”

“I came to check on you. Got worried when you disappeared”

“Well it’s sweet that you cared”

“Of course I cared” he said as the countdown started.

“Someone buy your New Years Kiss?”

“Nah I saved it for you”

“Me? Wha-” you couldn’t finish before a gentle kiss was placed to your forehead.

"Happy New Years."

Alastor:

"I thought you'd be inside" the radio demon himself said. You whirled around.

"Oh, I just needed some air. The party got a bit crazy and I felt a bit claustrophobic"

He just nodded and stood by you but gave you enough space to feel comfortable as well as himself. You two sat in comfortable silence and even heard the countdown begin.

At it's conclusion, you felt a pair of lips briefly touch your forehead but all you saw by the time you made sense of everything was Alastor's retreating form.

Husk:

"Oh, sorry. Didn't think anyone would be out here"

"You're fine. You can join me if you like"

He nodded and stood by you. Both of you sipped your drinks, content to stand outside of the chaos together.

Eventually you heard the countdown and at the end of it husk kissed your cheek before disappearing inside.

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Merry Christmas!!!

Hope you enjoy this little gift I wrote for you with Phantom!

Phantom was laughing when he threw the last snowball and it hit you right on one of your shoulders. “I won!”

You giggled while wrapping your arms around his wait. “Uh huh you did. But you were just lucky this time.”

Phantom kisses the top of your head and holds you close to his chest. “Or you let me win.”

You pulled away and laughed. “I didn’t but okay sweetheart.” Looking over at the snowmen you two made earlier a soft smile formed on your lips. “Thank you for today Phantom. I really missed you.”

Phantom leans in and kisses your cheek lovingly. “Of course, I missed you too.”

You giggle and lean into him. “I love you.”

“I love you too.”

You smiled at yourself and leaned all your weight on Phantom making him fall into the snow. “Whoa! Hey! You okay honey?”

“Hmm? Oh, yeah I’m okay!” Kissing his nose you giggle and lay down next to him in the snow. “Hey let’s make snow angels!”

Phantom giggles as he watches you grin making a snow angel. His gaze is soft and gentle watching the snow stick to your hair. “How can you possibly look good with snow in your hair?”

The words he spoke made you stop for a second and look over at him. “What was that babe?”

Leaning in to capture your lips with his in a quick kiss, Phantom shakes his head and smiles. “Nothing, you just look perfect as always.”

//aaaaaaaaa this is so cute!! Thank you!!!