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Boring person at work: So what are you reading lately ?

Me: *gay chinese novel about a mute man who fucks his pet fish*

Me: Sapiens: A brief history of humankind

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Sucks to be a CS pacat fan cuz you know its gonna be like another 5-10 years before she starts a new series after dark rise

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Reader: *lands in protagonist’s head*

Reader: wow youve been through some shit!

Protagonist: HAha what Im fine!!

Protagonist: *shuts door*

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Fish makes a mistake 🤭

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Okay so, if I am reading qjj correctly, this is the moment Xiao Chiye caught feelings:

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Doctor Ji: we’re all going to die and you might get hanged and your boyfriend can’t even infect ppl he sleeps with

Lu Feng: we didn’t have sex 

Doctor Ji: major L u fucking loser 

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Actually have stopped sleeping for 2 days reading Little Mushroom and craving potato soup

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Hua cheng is the god all tumblr users should worship cuz his crush doesn’t notice he exists for 100s of years either

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So like, Xie Lian is basically Chinese gay jesus right?

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“Will felt lost forever to the knowledge that he was a simp for James in his past life, and also his simp in this life”

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Someone write a modern dark rise au where the stewards are basically just mormons

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cryin

“I want to take someone back to the cloud recesses… take him back and hide him.”

📖 Mdzs | Wangxian

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I made the above post when i started reading and I just finished MZDS… and Holy shit i did not expect him to do THAT with Bichen WTF 😬

Wei wuxian (holding Bichen): “if only Lan Zhan would look at me like he looks at Bichen *sigh”

Lan Zhan: 😐

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Theory number 732 b) about the collar:

The Sun King made Anharion use up all his powers and Anharion was basically dying/disappearing (many hints that happens to James - Will worries about it often and compares James to the Elder Stone, “vanishing with every use”).

Sarcean is devastated and wanted a device that would let Anharion have full access to his own powers. However they were on opposite sides of the war and he couldn’t trust Anharion fully. So as a prenup, he added the caveat that he could control Anharion. But he never actually ended up having to use that ability cuz Anharion never abused the power sharing and he ended up falling in love in “aching surrender” and all that.

It becomes a symbol of complete trust between them. Sarcean could control Anharion but never will. And Anharion could use Sarcean’s infinite powers against him, but never will.

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Have you ever been in such deep shit that u were like “i might as well die and then reincarnate in 10000 years, that should be long enough for everyone to get over it”

And then u come back, but everyone is even more pissed at you than before!!?

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Pretty privilege is when you’re so attractive that even if you’ve killed his brother, he still wants to fuck you because you’re too hot to resist