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how?? just how?

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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an ode to summer I youtube link

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Jump...Jump...Jump...🤭😄

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Marilyn Monroe photographed at the Gladstone Hotel, 1955.

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Marilyn Monroe photographed by Milton H. Greene at the  20th Century Fox Studio Lot, 1954.

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IBM DATACENTER [NY, 1960s?]

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my cat somehow took hundreds of selfies on my phone when i was sleeping

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“The best translations into English do not, in fact, read as if they were originally written in English. The English words are arranged in such a way that the reader sees a glimpse of another culture’s patterns of thinking, hears an echo of another language’s rhythms and cadences, and feels a tremor of another people’s gestures and movements.”

— Ken Liu, Translator’s Postface to The Three Body Problem. (via as-if-falling)

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my latest breakfasts in the sun. truly some of the best ones that i have enjoyed

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I got a laptop with Windows 11 for an IT course so I can get certified, and doing the first time device set-up for it made me want to commit unspeakable violence

Windows 11 should not exist, no one should use it for any reason, it puts ads in the file explorer and has made it so file searches are also web searches and this cannot be turned off except through registry editing. Whoever is responsible for those decisions should be killed, full stop.

Switch to linux, it's free and it's good.

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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queen._satisfy on Instagram

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