Just gonna reblog some stuff I find funny. Some fandom stuff too. Me? An aromantic asexual? More likely than you'd think. ♠️ I'm here to procrastinate and cry on occasion. Don't look at me, life isn't my forte.
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“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."
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I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators
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He's so stupid....
HES SO STUPID
(as far as Nezha knows, Ao Bing is just some random, lost, rich kid who he could take "in a fight, right?" btw 😭)
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Smth short dedicated to @anarchicrealist and @megaloceros BC UH??? THANKS???? FOR THE KOFI?????? EIJDJDJDDJJ
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which ao3 tag are you?
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Not a furry but I think all humans should have tails because it would be soooo fucking sexy and hot and so sexy
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Diagram of my kitten who fell asleep on my lap that i drew through tears. Pleawse. I cant get up
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I think I love tumblr the most bc I don't owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I'm not giving any explanation.
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