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JOSEPH QUINN + his Welsh face

↳ #as a jq stan, why he scrunch 🥺 as a cymraeg, why he scrunch 😠

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Ps I’d love to hear what the tattoos are of in the comments or notes! don’t forget to reblog for a bigger sample size please ^-^

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Me want to write. Me don’t want to type. Me want scene in head implanted into word document.

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Here's a small idea for you. Steve's hands are naturally drawn to the rips in Eddie's jeans.

Eddie notices.

Eddie starts creating more and more rips.

Steve's hands travel to those rips. Preferably the ones on his thighs.

Eddie decides to play with fire and creates a just below his hipbone.

Unfortunately for Eddie, Steve's hands do travel there. That leads to: a) the most embarrassing whine in the history of the Munson doctrine, b) a terrifying realization that there actually is a single spot where Eddie is ticklish.

But Eddie is no quitter so he never sews that rip back together.

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he's a winner to ME 😤

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Somebody said that the Teen Wolf movie reads as fanfiction and I think that’s exactly what it is. Davis considers it a love letter to all the fans of the show but in reality, it’s his love letter to his show. It’s clear that the storyline was written before he even knew what actors would sign on and since he didn’t get everybody, he had to rewrite it. So of course he picked the most popular bad guy of the show, because he was counting on having a Stiles. And he thought he could still make it work without him but he forgot that the reason why season 3B is so popular, is because of Dylan. But he had no Dylan. It’s why characters say things they normally wouldn’t or why characters have no real meaning to being there. Their lines were written for another character.  It’s also clear that there was no script until the last two weeks of filming because it all feels like improv and hurried last minute scenes (Like Dylan S sounding like he’s reading the Google translate for Japanese out loud for the first time).  Now, the CGI in the show was always pretty bad ( The way the actors all had to fall with their hands flat and fingers outstretched to not break the cheap glued on claws for example) but it feels like in the movie they used some Tiktok filters and called it a day. The werewolf eyes move around unnaturally and are placed too high or too low because the software had trouble tracking the pupils. And that’s why not many transformed or why Derek didn’t transform (And they had some excuse to explain it but it truth is, they had no money for a wolf). It all adds to the feeling of this being a movie they filmed in a weekend and why it doesn’t make much sense Teen Wolf lore wise. It’s a very campy movie I can’t take very serious.  Tyler Hoechlin tried his best with the little he’s given but Derek Hale ended up being a strange hybrid between Derek and Clark since Tyler H was still filming Superman and Lois at the time. And he clearly didn’t have a lot of time to be there for filming so they have Derek being critically injured so they can all shoot scenes around his prostate body with Deaton hovering to hide his face so we don’t see it’s a stand in lying there. He’s dealing with a replacement Stiles, since Eli was written once Dylan o’Brien said no and I have to say, Derek and Eli interacting was the only highlight of the movie, along with the sheriff.  Tyler Posey can’t really act, but he can say his lines so there’s that. And he’s getting a much needed paycheck without having to be naked for it. Which is what I think made a lot of actors sign on, to be paid because why else did it all feel so flat? And why, Ian, did you have to act like you’re on live theater with your overacting and dramatic gestures which were very not like Peter? Then there’s the complete disregard for the lore. Derek becoming a true alpha through his sacrifice? Sure. But why did his alpha spark not transfer to Eli or Peter when he died? Why was the Nogitsune some hybrid thanks to the bite of Scott when it was what defeated him in the first place? Why did Derek not tell Eli that his family had humans in it as well so it’s fine to not be a werewolf? How did Derek have a son who had to be born around season 4/5 and why wasn’t it mentioned at all?

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i think we all gloss over the fact that steve harrington is canonically a window climber

can you imagine that idiot trying to climb through eddie’s window? that mf would knock down everything in his path trying to get in bc eddie’s room is a HAZARD

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JOSEPH QUINN APPRECIATION WEEK Day 1: Favorite Role → Eddie Munson (Stranger Things)

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#but that smile though

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Wouldn’t it be hilarious if Steve was just naturally amazing at DND?

Like he can see the strategy clear as day and can’t understand why the other players are taking so long to decide on their next move. He’s never caught by surprise by the story. He built his nearly flawless absolute weapon of a character in less than twenty minutes.

Eddie fucking hates it but oh boy does it turn him on.

(“How did you know talking to the bartender was a trap?

“Eddie I’m literally inside you right now please stop asking me about the game,”)

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Characters: Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington Additional Tags: Eddie Munson Has a Big Dick, Steve Harrington Has a Crush on Eddie Munson, Needy Steve Harrington, Touch-Starved Steve Harrington, Soft Dom Eddie Munson, Mean Dom Eddie Munson, Only a little bit though and Steve likes it, Verbal Humiliation, but like soft, Rough Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Praise Kink, Pet Names, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Porn with Feelings, Eddie Munson Takes Care of Steve Harrington Summary:

So why, god? Why? Why can he not stop thinking about Eddie The Freak Munson’s dick. Why is he staring up at his stupid ceiling in his stupid bedroom with its stupid, horrendous, horrible ugly plaid wallpaper and thinking about one thing and one thing only:

Eddie Munson and his ridiculous horse cock.

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Post Credits Scene

Scott, Allison and Eli arrive at Scott's home.

Scott: So, you'll live here now. You know, with the asshole who treated your father like shit and betrayed him and traded his ass to the man whose daughter raped him and murdered his entire family.

Eli, not looking up from his phone: Oh yeah, sure. With you and the zombie Argent (Jesus, not another one). The same Argent that helped slaughter my dad's first pack and almost killed my grandpa. Yeah, no. I won't be sticking around for very long.

Allison: Um...you don't have anybody else.

Eli: It's okay. My other Dad has it under control.

Allison and Scott look at each other: Other Dad???????

The door gets blown off its hinges to reveal an incredibly pissed off Stiles, waving a katana in one hand and an urn in the other.

Stiles: ELIAS JAMES STILINSKI-HALE, WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING YOUR DAD GET HIS STUPID SELF-SACRIFICING ASS KILLED TO HELP OUT THESE TWO PIECES OF SHIT?

Eli, looking sheepish: I know, but he was being noble.

Stiles: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I GO ON ONE OUT OF TOWN ASSIGNMENT AND EVERYONE DRINKS THE FUCKING KOOL-AID. GET YOUR SHIT KIDDO WE'RE GOING THE FUCK HOME.

Eli, nodding at the urn: What about Dad?

Stiles, calming down a little: I'll resurrect your father later. Did he do the stupid alpha eyes thing?

Eli, smirking: Yeah.

Stiles, shaking his head: Did you at least bring the jeep?

Eli, grabbing his things: Yeah. Grandpa still thinks it's a death trap though.

Stiles, taking his bags from him: Well, your Grandpa can kiss my ass if he thinks he's making me get rid of it. Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.

Scott: Wait, you can't just take him. How will the audience know I'm supposed to be the hero?

Stiles, snickering as he ushers Eli out the door: Hate to break it to you buddy, but anyone with half a brain realised you weren't the hero in Season One. Ta ta for now!

Scott and Allison watch out the front door as Stiles herds Eli into the Jeep and gets in the driver's seat. He gives them the finger as he drives off.

FADE TO BLACK.

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JOSEPH QUINN APPRECIATION WEEK Day 6: Colors ⬩ Pink

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#cocaine, side-boob, choke her with a sea-view🎶

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