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i love ways the word 'halfa' can be interpreted

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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all

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there's not yet Official word saying as much yet but over the course of just today's Cubs game in this heat, TWO umpires and a pitcher were reported to be pulled off the field explicitly for heat related issues. at least one of them involved EMTs showing up to check on the ump.

Fucking Yikes.

oh fuck i think the ump at the cubs game just went down with heat stroke

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oh fuck i think the ump at the cubs game just went down with heat stroke

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Criiation

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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✨SPIN THE WHEEL TO GET YOUR CHARACTER✨

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

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agriculture is basically an infinite materials hack

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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anybody else . can anyone hear me

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If money wasn't an issue would you buy a custom fursuit?

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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we have our first possible heat stroke/exhaustion incident

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This website sometimes seems to think that leftism is when you can buy cheap things, and the cheaper they are, the more leftist it is. I really don't know how to explain the world to people like that.