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Ru/mi got absolutely bodied to the floor, but I’ve already started the fic! It’s going to be so cute, lol

K//PDH has a chokehold on me right now! And I wanna write again.

Help me pick who to every so slightly torture (I have a scenario in mind that can work for either of them trust)

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K//PDH has a chokehold on me right now! And I wanna write again.

Help me pick who to every so slightly torture (I have a scenario in mind that can work for either of them trust)

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so like im thinking of doing an open snz rp thing,,,

the concept is it's an open-interactive rp thing

like a snz group chat where we group chat as characters, just some slice of life stuff

concept is we're all characters with the kink and maybe we go to the same college or something and basically we all we just treat it like a regular snz group chat but we're playing characters

and we can do ships and stuff and maybe start character arcs and plot stuff and itll be fun

you can submit more than one character too, ill make it a discord server with tupper

is anyone interested in that?

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This cold really kicked my ass, and here’s the video to prove it.

Also some blowing my nose, because it got way too messy at some points not too.

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Here is the like- prologue I think? Of the cold I caught from hell two weeks ago. Honestly, I lost most of my sense of time to it, but I was really convinced this was just weather caused, only for it to spit back in my face and laugh at that. I definitely will be keeping my coats and gloves on extra long this season, just to make sure I never get this sick again for the year.

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Of course, like the world’s biggest (used to warm weather) idiot, I didn’t take a jacket with me two days ago, and now I am definitely paying the price.

But yk, what better way to make content? (I’m also trying to get more used to recording audio in general)

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aaaaa can you please do one for leo/need? I personally headcanon ichika having a dad sneeze because she gives those quiet girls who out of nowhere sneeze loudly without any warning and scares people around her, but I also want your opinions on it.

Yes!!! My best friend (who originally got me into Project Sekai when the global server became available) actually adores Leo/Need! While they’re not my favorite, who doesn’t love a cute friend group achieving their goals? 

Ichika Hoshino

She either has a soft sneeze with a MASSIVE build up or an unexpected loud sneeze that could even scare herself. No variance. 

Probably catches like one cold per winter but with Saki back Ichika catches anything she has. 

Is definitely the type to not catch she's sick until day three when she can’t stop sneezing. 

A couple of times she has gone into the school sekai to practice and Len or Rin have to tell her to get back and rest.

Has a pretty bad dust or animal dander allergy, only learned about the second when they went to a cat cafe. 

My first idea is her sneezing like: “Hehhh…. Ehhhh!! Iehhhh– hih’tchi!! Uhhhh’huhhhh… huehh’kshoo!!” 

The other way: “HEHHH’SHMPHHH!! EHHHH’kSHUEHHHH!” 

Saki Tenma

She’s absolutely terrible at taking care of herself! 

Cannot keep up the facade of not being sick

Definitely could try to care take? But would probably be bad at it

I headcanon every sickness hits her chest the most, and she has bad bad coughing fits

Would probably have to use a nebulizer given her chronic illness, so it would be interesting to see Ichika or Shiho hoping to help her use it and just not knowing how lol

Not that bad of allergies, but they get worse when she's getting sick.

Like the complete opposite from Tsukasa, her sneezes are soft and pretty ineffective. 

Kind of sounds like “hehh’chuu! Ihh’kshiew!” when dry, or “Hihh’gshi!! Iehhh’pshh!” when she's stuffed up.

Loves getting her hair played with while sick. 

Honami Mochizuki

BEST CARETAKER!!

She always makes soup and cleans while her friends nap. 

100% has the best anti-contagion measures out of all of them. 

Is allergic to some perfumes, but doesn’t notice it. 

She's definitely a drinking hot cocoa kind of girl. 

Also probably tries not to sneeze while drumming but she can’t stop. 

About 2-4 sneezes that will get the tickle out, not repeating like Saki. 

Sounds the most girlish, definitely goes higher at the end. “Ehh’tchi! Hehh’pshi!! Uhh’gshihh!!”

Takes care of Kanade and Mafuyu if she gets sick too, always willing to offer a helping hand/ 

Laughs if something interrupts her while she's caretaking, not  one to get annoyed. 

Shiho Hinomori

Has PERFECTED the art of stifling hands-free.

Also refuses to sneeze while she's playing guitar, had to learn how to do so with her last band. 

That being said, she has TERRIBLE allergies. Completely out of commission in the summer.

This led to a not-so fun girls trip to an outdoor garden that had Shiho sneezing up a storm while Saki desperately apologized to her.

If there's even a slight tickle in Shihos throat she will be gulping down tea.

Probably the second best caretaker to Honami, but doesn’t usually catch the sickness. 

Is definitely the kind of girl to “casually” drop a travel pack of tissues in front of acquantances like Emu or Tsukasa, but will deny deny deny if they ask about it later. 

Is fully willing to fuss over all of her bandmates though, and becomes as clingy as Shizuku when Shizuku isn’t feeling well.

Her sneezes are probably loud when let out, but stifled are like: “hgntt!!! Ihh’ktt!!” 

Her allergy sneezes get wet fast: “HEhh’Gshooo!! Ehhh’zshiehhh!!” 

Let out sneezes (mostly at home or between practice breaks): “HiEhhhh’KSHOOO!!!! Ehhhh’TCHUUUU!!” 

[I’ve been getting back into project sekai so much!! Next up could be VBS, but I would also love to hear all of your guy’s headcannon!! Or give me project sekai fanfic ideas, I would love to try my hand at one of those :)]

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A couple things I drew from this prompt list! These are based on days 1 & 19

I love shoving characters in bad weather lol. At least Vox is keeping his electronic parts dry...

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO RUI FROM PROSEKA HEADCANNONS MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Hey Anon!! I did Rui like requested, but I couldn't just stop there!! here is all of Wonderl//and X Showtime! (All characters are assumed to be aged up to 21+) Rui Kamishiro:

Definitely a one and done kind of dude, unless hes really allergic to something or sick.

his usual sneezes are about a 5/10 for spray, but when hes sick they sound even more congested.

very prone to sinus headaches (since he barely sleeps)

also catches multiple colds through the winter because of it too

His sneezes are probably loud, about a 7/10

idk how realistic this is, but I def think he caught a cold one time from getting thrown out of the park into a puddle. I just think it would be hilarious.

if hes busy making something and has to sneeze, every time he is going to try to stifle them and he is going to make it into a fit.

still doesn't remember this information next time, so the loop continues.

definitely overworks himself/tries to hide he's sick until the last minute, but will do the polite japanese thing and wear a mask ofc

regular: Hhhh'dtSHUH!! Ihhhh'KShhhh!!

allergies/sick: Ehhh'tshh!! hahhh'dchhh!

Tsukasa Tenma:

as heard from multiple character stories, he definitely has a show-stopping sneeze.

Doesn't get sick ever, but he always has an emergency sick day solution on him because of Saki.

can tell instantly if anyone is hiding being sick and will call them out.

also starts carrying Benadryl and/or lozenges once he works at phoenix wonderland, for everyone else and himself.

When the weather changes, he definitely loses his voice. an unfortunate side effect of being so naturally loud.

most sneezes are either stereotypical "dad sneezes" or they just come out really strange sounding if he trying to hold back.

he can barely hold back sneezes though, and if he tried to stifle it would just made the fit so much worse.

Emu Otori:

3/10 for volume and 2/10 for mess, but she has FITS. like- if she's sick the cast knows not to bless her because she will be sneezing at least 30 times an hour.

definitely allergic to dust! how could she not be lmaoo

She's barely allergic to anything, except maybe some odd scent like lavender.

sick sneezes always sound like adorably congested, and she tends to rub her nose the entire time she has a cold.

pretty bad at trying to keep her illness too herself, you can tell she's feverish if her energy is super low or she demands cuddles.

Nene Kusanagi:

I feel like she would be allergic to plants/get spring hayfever.

probably about a 5/10 for sneezes, but only needs a good 2 or 3 to get the tickle out.

has a HORRIBLE perfume allergy, which can sometimes kick in with too much fog.

i also think she is the least likely to lose her voice while sick.

Nene used to not get sick at all, but now that she's in a troupe and around kids, she catches illnesses all the time.

the illness is usually only a few sneezes or a cough, but if she's too stressed out it can become a whole fever and sinus infection.

I think she would still try to play video games while horribly sick and just make her seem even worse.

Like- if Emu was helping, there would be the retro video game "pew-pew" noises and then just a whole fit of sneezes when Nene really can't hold them back.

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Character A faking sick specifically because their partner close friend, B, is sick and just really needs the company and to be close to someone and held and hugged and cuddled, but B insists, “No, no, no, don’t come too close! I’m fine, really. I… don’t want you to catch this…” despite A saying they really don’t mind

So, eventually, A lies and says something like “oh, actually, I think I already did catch it. Throat’s been feeling kinda fucked up, and I think I’m getting a little sniffly and a bit of a cough. I’m okay, don’t worry, but, yeah, I don’t really think I have to keep my distance anymore.” They fake 1+ symptom if need be to be convincing. B feels a little guilty, but is also SO relieved and happy to have that physical comfort they’ve been craving. A fully knows that their little lie is about to become true any moment now… but it’s worth it.

They really just couldn’t bear to leave B feeling so lonely.

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Just finished the latest H/B episode and if I didn’t have ideas before then holy shit do I have them now!

Im in the midst of planning a Stol/itz fanfic, but in the meantime I would love to start up a H/elluvaverse roleplay. I can go anywhere from Semi-lit to literate, and am comfortable portraying/writing:

- Sto/litz (both; preference for Stolas)

- Fizz/Ozzie (both, no preference)

With those pairings, it’s pretty obvious that I’m super fine with NSFW/characters explicitly with the fetish, but I can also do SFW if wanted!

Also, would potentially start a haz/bin RP if the prompt was interesting enough

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Amazing ideas!!!

Okay so. So. Sto/las is quite literally covered in feathers and I have Thoughts about that (and would love to hear any others if y’all wanna share!), so um. Some prompts/ideas for that, starting w ones not specific to Sto/li/tz:

Dust, pollen, pepper, makeup powders, etc. collect/get stuck in his feathers not unlike a feather duster, which is unfortunate for our sensitive prince (or others around him), especially since it gets knocked into the air even more from the movement of sneezing

Kind of liking the concept of a chain reaction of snz, e.g. him sneezing from whatever cause and, in doing so, accidentally brushing feathers against someone’s nose or knocking dust out of his feathers with the sudden movement, which then makes that second character sneeze

If he ever, E V E R sneezes from his own feathers, I wholeheartedly believe that Bli/tz and/or some of the other characters would tease him about it

However. I also think that him inducing himself intentionally with his own feathers would be very hot, personally

Usually if he gets thrown around/moves very quickly or goes in/out of his more demonic bird form, we usually see it result in a lot of feathers flying into the air 👀 also could be cute if some feathers fall when he sneezes too dramatically

Tail feathers, which are also particularly imp height tbh

Sto/li/tz:

Bli/tz’s sneeze gets stuck, and Sto/las helps him out by inducing him with his own feather(s)

An emotionally significant hug/embrace goes awry because Bli/tz’s face ends up in that poof of feathers on Sto/las’s chest, and some of them are even brushing inside his nostrils and oh dear—

Snz while hiding due to being forced to be against one another in such a tight space

Similarly, being captured/tied up together by an antagonist in such a position where Sto/las’s feathers are near/against Bli/tz’s nose (“stop fuhhhcking moving s-so much—” maybe even coupled with that chain reaction scenario? Sto/las sneezing from dust or a cold in this chilly, unkempt room, so he can’t keep still and keeps making Bli/tz sneeze every time he sneezes)

An intimate mood is kinda interrupted when some feathers brush across Bli/tz’s nose—or, worse, one actually gets inside his nose and gets stuck there, and the poor imp just can’t. Stop. Sneezing. Maybe Sto/las tries to help (“let me see, darling. Hold still for a moment”), but it’s really difficult with all the content sneezing (it’s a miracle if he makes it through this incident without getting sneezed on at all honestly)

While cuddling or having sex, Bli/tz has to sneeze but can’t quite, so he uses what he’s already so close to anyways and intentionally induces himself by nuzzling his face against Sto/las… maybe his head, neck, chest, arm,,, thigh if we’re being particularly spicy—

If either of them had the kink or even a related one. I mean. It’s free real estate

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This is such a sweet prompt oh my fucking godddd

I’m so soft for the both of them amazing work!!!

A doesn't know anything about horses, but their new partner B used to be an equestrian, and when a big equestrian event comes to town, A buys tickets for the two of them. After all, it's just a competition/show, they don't have to actually know anything about horses to attend.

Well, a little while into the event, A is starting to realise that there is one thing they should have learned about horses in advance... the fact that A is horribly allergic to them!

They don't want to ruin the event for B, and they've learned that horses are easily spooked by loud and sudden noises, so they have to hold back the itchy, itchy sneezes that oh so desperately want to burst out of them...

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Off of my Tumblr Hiatus!!!

I've been like mega busy but after the full moon episode (and rewatching all of Haz//bin Hotel because my friend never saw it). I'm coming back to Snzblr!! I have a couple of wavs I made of H/H characters for myself and I'm working on a couple of fics (including a sto//litz one that might kill me inside but I want to try)

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Guys I just rewatched haz//bin hot//el and I’m restarting my like three WIP’s from before my finals to finish up!!

But also please please send in haz/bin or hell/uva boss characters to make sneeze or sick or allergies headcannons for!

Or give me two characters and I’ll make up little story ideas/starters for them!

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Two guys sharing a cold and going down on their snzfucker girlfriend. Trading out which one of them is eating her out and which one is sneezing into her thighs

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OOOOOO THIS IS SO AMAZING!!!!

poni’s been feeding the H/azbin h/Otel part of snzblr so much! All your drawings are so goood

Oh, you're so nice to me! Thank you!! I hadn't put much thought into it beyond just Angel with a cold...

Artist's choice? :)