#j rambles

[dracoj]

reasons why the love triangle in challengers serves cunt:

it’s a real triangle

the hate and love and lust volley between the three of them the whole time at dizzying speeds.

sexual tension is so insanely off the charts you can feel it in your mouth

zendaya

each of them is deeply jealous of the other two, in ways personal or professional or both. tashi had her career cut short before its prime. while patrick and art are still known as tennis players she will never be. art’s whole life is an exercise in repression and he knows he’ll never have that chaotic, prodigal spark that tashi and patrick share. patrick’s ex best friend and ex girlfriend got married and rich together while he’s sleeping in his car. they’re all longing for what the others have.

ZENDAYA

tennis as sex my beloved

in an early sceenplay, when art and tashi hook up for the first time, he doesn’t get hard until she coaches him while jerking him off. in the movie, patrick tells the story of how he taught art how to masterbate for the first time. haters will say you can’t have cinematic parallels with a scene that was never technically filmed but they haven’t watched the version of this movie in my head

did i mention zendaya is there?!?!

[whats-a-reading]

I need to disassemble my back

[joficeandwind]

We all know they'd make a sick ass book club.

[jaekaicx]

the trio always default to hanging out at anne's house, because to sasha and marcy, her place has always felt more like home than their own. its instinct for the three of them, at the end of a long day of school and sports and clubs, for their feet to walk the path to anne's house. her parents already know to have five place settings prepared. they keep the sleeping bags in anne's closet. anne hardly ever spends her nights alone anymore.

until one day, anne returns home without them

she isnt alone, far from it. her house is still anything but quiet. but it doesnt feel whole. the small signs, the remnants of their presence she hardly ever noticed before, are all that she sees. the bodies she falls asleep next to dont hold that same warmth

[kinesin-compadre]

I've been cursed to think about bowuigi ever since I saw the movie and now I must release these thoughts from my brain.

I'm a sucker for accidental love potion bro!! Like Kamek helps make a magic potion or they discover some love mushroom and Bowser plans to use it on Peach. But somehow Luigi accidentally eats it or its tested on him when he is Bowser's prisoner.

So many possibilities!!

Luigi unstoppably complimenting Bowser, helping with his self-esteem!

Bowser falling for the charm of the bewitched Luigi!

The potion wears off early but Luigi pretends to still be enchanted having actually fallen for Bowser or waiting it out to make sure Peach doesn't get hurt!

The potion not working at all!!!

You could go angst, you could go fluff, SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!!

[drewsbuzzcut]

Do we think Mat is fangirling over Justin Bieber?

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

There are few joys in this world greater than eating an orange by ripping it apart and biting chunks out of it

[showyoumyfavoriteobsession]

During the D&D session I got distracted by Jennifer's necklace because it caught the light and I was like..... does that say "be gay do crime"??

But the camera never gets close enought to see it clearly so I went and rewatched the IGN video she and Dev did (extremely funny, highly recommend) and was able to get a closer look and I'm 90% sure that is what it says:

[jazzycasino]

This has been Nicki Minaj all weekend-

[isascandleghostie]

Wip? Nahhhhhhhhhhh

Chuuya or my unreleased bsdsona?

[nuropunkslut]

im a man but in the way a peacock is male. transitioning so that when i wear a dress it's crossdressing and fag shit, not just womanhood

gettin masc to dress femme‼️‼️ i luv my identity

[dracoj]

challengers 🤝 whiplash: movies about the intersection of achievement, potential, and desire. about the absolutely intimacy of being seen for what you are, being wanted. the magic of performing at the top of your game, shining and beautiful and powerful, knowing it was only possible because you were painstakingly molded into the shape you are now. heavy breathing and sweat and blood. fucking awesome

[whats-a-reading]

where the fuck is that post I made I hate tumblr's search function

[joficeandwind]

"Humans are Space Orcs is an awesome Idea!!!" "Humans are Space Orcs is a lame idea!!!" But have you considered humans being space humans? Have you ever thought that two separate species would be so different that they will always lack the sufficient communication skills to describe themselves in a way other species will ever understand? Do you think a picture of an average human would evoke fear? Love? Hate? Misery? Ecstasy? Or is it foolish to assume they would feel emotions like we do, or even experience them at all? Do you think they've tried sending messages to us across space? That regard believers of extraterrestrial life as conspiracy theorists?

Have you considered the bitterness that humans and aliens will likely never meet or even understand each other, but the sweetness in the possibility that maybe, just maybe, they too share the desire to understand the unknowable, the mysterious, the completely alien, and that might just make us more special than any of our human customs and history ever could, without them even realizing that is the same aspect that makes us want to find them too? Have you ever thought about that?

[pinkcatcafe]

Silly Behavior

[bellumcatilina]

on my second glass of wine and thought about agrippa and had to get up and walk around my room for a bit