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girl what happened.

This might be the worst week of my life (that I remember,) and it's fucking Wednesday.

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I've returned to offer sneep

enjoy him. goodbye

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I made this post in 2019 and I still havent seen him. What the fuck

I'm gonna see my grandad soon! Be excited with me!!

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October 2019 me what was this in reference to

Dumb teenage boys in movies will follow attractive girls anywhere

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Friendly reminder that I moved blogs!! -> @pastornovak

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Vicar: Come, pray with me.

Severus: Uh, no thank you. Not my thing.

Vicar: Okay, then how about we talk?

Severus: About what?

Vicar: How all atheists are going to burn in hell eternally, of course.

Severus, jumping to his feet: First of all I'm Jewish so Fuck You-

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Just popping back in to say like, maybe it's just me and the people I surround myself with - but I swear every single Snape fan is neurodivergent in some form

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I still don't post. Why are you HERE

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Why do y'all keep following me. I don't post anymore

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I feel like being a bitch and defending Snape on this fine Friday night so here we go;

Accepted rejection the first time and never asked her out again, (unlike a certain guy who sexually assaulted her at the time best friend in an attempt to blackmail her into dating him)

Threatened to give Neville's toad a potion because Neville wasn't paying attention in class and could of very easily killed his classmates and himself. When you're working with dangerous substances you have to pay attention, (did you learn nothing from chemistry?)

He was groomed into joining the death eaters after facing severe trauma, and as soon as he realised how bad things were, backed the fuck out.

Again, deeply traumatized. Trauma victims often pick whoever is nicest to them. The 'light' side constantly abused him and refused him help. It's also fair to assume Eileen was light, and people often aim for the opposite of their abusers (or enablers).

Was Neville's most prominent fear. He want afraid of Snape, he was afraid of authority in the same way Hermione was afraid of bad grades. McGonagall isn't an abuser, is she?

Victims are naturally averse to their abusers family, even if they are innocent children. And while he did go too far occasionally, his still saved Harry's life several times.

Where did James get any character development? Besides his bullying and straight up abuse, the only canon we got about him was his death, which while noble, any half decent person would try and protect their infant child. Something else to mention is Snape will always protect Harry but James would of never protected Snape's child.

Again, trauma. His priority was Lily because he cared about her. Personally, if my ex best friend married my abuser, I wouldn't be too fussed about saving the guy either.

Where? That one time he called Lily a mudblood while he was being sexually assaulted? Need I remind you that he is literally a human raised half blood?

He created dark spells to protect himself from the Marauders, and there's no proof he ever actually used them (despite one attempt on James while being sexually assaulted). Please give me one canon statement from the books where he used a spell off his own free will on a muggle or a muggleborn.

Lupin nearly killed three students and also protected a suspected murderer, after almost killing Severus as a student (albeit wasnt his fault, but point stands). Severus has trauma regarding him and then he almost killed students, he should of been in that position. And Lupin was already a known werewolf! He literally talked about never finding work because of his condition. (I'm fairly sure he also resigned rather than being fired, but I could be incorrect there).

There is no canon evidence that indicates this. He knew Lily was at risk so if he had known he would of done his damn hardest to protect her from him.

I'm afraid you'll have to blame his parents for that one.

She insulted him and it was accidental magic. I don't see you calling Harry evil for almost killing aunt Marge, no? And he was several years older than Snape. Let's not forget that it's canon she met James as well, and he didn't seem to make anything better. (And I'm not sure if this is canon or not, but I'm fairly sure Lily was reduced to tears. James can't of been that great).

James continued to attack students behind Lilys back, lying to her. He attempted to blackmail her. Severus left her alone and devoted his entire life to protecting her son, a child be couldn't bare to look at half of the time.

Come back next time with some canon arguments, okay sweetie?

Bad things Snape has done and why I fucking hate his guts

* Obsessed with a girl who clearly just wanted to be friends and felt entitled to her feelings

* Threatened to curse Neville’s toad which was the only thing that showed his family was proud of him

* Was so salty about Lily not getting with him that he endangered her whole family and worked with the dark lord

* Unlike Draco, had a choice between going on with a normal life and being evil and chose,, evil ((I still hate Draco I’m just pointing this out))

* Is Neville’s biggest fear despite his parents being tortured to insanity

* Abused a child because he looked like his highschool bully

* Stayed a bad person while James got his shit together and got character development

* Tried to get James and Harry killed so he could be with Lily

* Literally discriminates against people for their blood type like damn alright salty

* Created dark spells and used them on muggleborns

* Outed Lupin as a werewolf twice

* Knew Sirius was innocent and Peter wasn’t and let him rot in Azkaban

* Was born

* Dropped a tree branch on petunia, a child, which is why I understand her hatred of wizards because he was the only one she knew

* The difference between James and Snape: James became the best version of himself for Lily, Snape became the worst.

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Over a year later I can add number ten.

And I'm finished!

RULES: Without naming them, post ten GIFs of your favourite TV shows and tag ten people.

Thank you @darklings-heart for tagging me :)

I'm not sure if I have ten favourite shows, though

I don't watch the rest of these shows anymore but I ran out sooo

I don't think I have a ninth or tenth. Sorry, I'm really boring.

I tag @losers-never-love and all who read this because I have no friends :)

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Y'all know if I logged back onto this god forsaken hellsite it means something. Please help Sister in any way you can. If you can't donate, share.

Sister's emergency vet bills

If you guys could share this please. It's mean a lot to me.

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If you can draw pls read

Kay so I’ve been trying to learn to draw people (spoiler: I can’t draw them for shit) and I’ve literally had this idea since August for like, Halloween costumes and??? Pls. Someone draw it.

Just like, Tiny™ Harry in a bat costume and a slightly too tired Sev in a vampire costume!!

Please. This is all I want for all hallows Eve.

I will continue to attempt the drawing but I’m forced to use paper as I have lost my stylus 😅

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I'm officially leaving tumblr, I'll see y'all on the other side!

Jk just changing blogs, my new handle is @sxmstiels but it is spn. You've been warned.

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My mum has started watching Supernatural which is great because now we can yell about it together but she keeps getting so caught up in episodes that's she's forgetting to feed me and my sister

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MY PARENTS JUST FCKUNG RICKROLLED ME

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ok google my organs hurt am i dying