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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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MILDRED?????

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One of these days I’ll stop editing Star Wars…Today is not that day

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The compensation for physically and mentally demanding jobs should be higher pay, more days off, and stronger protections

No offense to accountants but construction workers and fast food employees put way more on the line and should be compensated accordingly

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"you should be at the club" I should be working on my fanfic

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an incomplete list of batshit wild things that happen in the darth plagueis novel:

darth plagueis murders someone in front of a crowd by holding her hands to hide the force lightning that's boiling her blood - and completely gets away with it

plagueis interferes with a shapeshifter changing forms, forcing them to be permanently stuck in the transition phase looking like two different species

plagueis experiments on his rival's midichlorians for over a decade, killing and reviving him multiple times until his organs give out

darth sidious installs his lightsaber into a piece of art he keeps in his office and just doesn't use it again for like 30 years

plagueis uses force speed to move faster than the falling rain

plagueis and sidious pull out a man's still-beating heart and eat it

plagueis survives an assassination attempt by deliberately stopping two of his hearts and letting himself bleed out just enough that the assassins assume he's dead

sidious murders a senator by burning him inside some curtains and watching him roast alive

plagueis' home gets fucking nuked

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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naboo's senator and her favorite jedi meeting at the opera.... i wonder what's going on with those two

gahhhh i wish i had time to draw fanart again and specially fanart for anidala fanfics, but istg that after everything calms down i'll get my tiny hands working >:^)

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Has this been done yet?

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greta was time's person of the year a few years ago. she was adored by all liberal world leaders and parties. and when she learnt about people's struggle under occupation and colonialism, she stood in solidarity with them . she now stands with palestine and armenia and kashmir and every oppressed person in the world. she could have been rich as fuck by simply remaining as a climate activist. yet she chose to do the right thing. i love her for her integrity.

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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i hope i can be this 2 some1

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The forced wacked Anakin Skywalker with the demisexual stick really good and hard. Anakin falls in love once and never moves on from it. Plus his queer platonic bond (boarding on love if Padme didn't exist) with Obi Wan that ended badly, never moved on from that either. Anakin Skywalker is like a duck. He imprints on people and has a unique bonds with each and everyone of them. If he loses those people he will never have the same type of bond like that with anyone else again. And if someone abuses that loyalty(cough Palpatine cough) god he and the universe is in so much trouble.