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Two of the best jokes I have ever had the privilege of understanding in one place
#pinterest is my best friend#Pinterest is wild#ea nasir#bad copper sellers are icons#you may not know how to spell his name but you always know who it is#two multi syllabic words equals Benedict Cumberbatch#bendystraw cucumber patch
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#poetry#nonsense#english teacher#i write#sometimes#but is it really considered poetry if the meaning is easy to discover???
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A contradiction has occurred… I hope I don’t explode.
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The computer thought it won but it is nothing against my cock
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