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Just seeing a jolly rancher makes my teeth scream and my tongue smell pain

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@i-am-a-fish is taking a paid day off today. I will be your sub for this evening, maybe forever who knows.

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I work in mysterious ways to confuse the government. they can spy on me all they like but they can never truly pinpoint the kind of person I am

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Presenting!!

one of those text posts that are kind of funny but like sort of boring and it didn’t make you laugh but you still saw it and you have nothing against it so you leave a like out of pity because why not

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New concept: Lets support all trans people and not just the ones we find attractive.

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TRANS WOMEN: HERE'S SOME SHIT YOUR DOCTOR WONT TELL YOU ABOUT HRT

1. Progesterone: not for everyone, but for many people it may increase sex drive and WILL make your boobs bigger. Also effects mood in ways that many find positive (but some find negative). Most doctors won’t prescribe this to you unless you ask. Most trans girls I know swear by it.

2. Injectible estrogen: is more effective than pill or patch form. Get on it if you can bear needles bc you will see more effects more quickly.

3. Estradiol Cypionate: There is currently a shortage of injectible estradiol valerate. There is no shortage of estradiol cypionate. Functionally they do the same shit.

4. Bicalutamide: This is an anti-androgen that has almost none of the side-effects of spironolactone or finasteride. The girls I know who are on it are evangelical about it.

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Warning: do not use this product!

There is a new up and coming product called Trans Tape which is used to bind your chest with. This is the same as KT tape and is EXTREMELY dangerous. This product is not meant to bind, not meant to be used for long periods of time, and not meant to be used for multiple days. You can get rashes, infections, abrasions, open wounds, skin deformities, and much more. All of those consequences can also lead to you never being able to get top surgery. DO NOT USE.

-jessi

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Greek Gods as swearers: Tag yourself

Zeus: The one who taught everyone to swear and now doesn’t swear anymore.

Hera: The language police. Very strict. Disgusted with swearing.

Hestia: Also the language police. But soft. Offers cookies to stop you from swearing.

Artemis: No swearing. Only glaring.

Hephaestus: The one who makes swear jars and makes everyone put their money into it.

Demeter: Acts disgusted but likes swearing low-key. Swears under breath sometimes.

Athena: Swears sometimes. But does it loudly. Uses tame slangs and repeats it.

Hermes: Swears all the time and teaches the kids to swear.

Apollo: The language police who accidentally swears. And swears more while trying to cover up for it.

Ares: Swears a lot and loudly. Very offensive. He got no chill.

Aphrodite: Swears a bit. Not all the time. And is not offensive most of the times.

Hades: The one who swears loudly. At the walls. In his room. When he’s alone.

Dionysus: Laughs while swearing. Somehow makes the words sound more offensive.

Poseidon: Has the best vocabulary of slangs. Likes to swear and hear others swearing.

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Worldwide Teaching Committee, 1980:

Mr. Brown: Okay but what if- *snickers*- What if the "𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑎𝑙 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙"...doesn't actually dismiss you?

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i just started reading an article about Amazon Alexa and the article started off by calling Alexa an sjw anti-fa, then mentioned that Alexa says gender is a spectrum, then immediately goes “Is Amazon Alexa a radical islamic terrorist?” and i quit there

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Let’s talk about Robert “Bobby” Lickey III

As some of you may have seen there is a pretty in depth scammer, found on chaturbate and mfc who calls himself Bobby Lickey. Though he is smart at getting free shows from girls using the promise of big money, big gifts, he’s dumb enough to give out too much of his real personal information.

The lengths this man will go to in order to scam online sex workers out of free shows is extensive. He will tell you about his dead father (true) and his HIV status (unconfirmed), he will say he is 30 years old, inherited an HVAC company from his father and has a trust fund in his name that he will gain access to at 35 (all lies). He prefers to use amazon wish lists to get shows. The gifts will appear in purchased section of amazon wish lists and stay there, but they will never arrive. He will also use @kuntabulous‘s name to “vouch” for him using fake skype names kathy_2002 and kathy21_2002. Those are the only two catfish accounts I know of using her name. If you question his legitimacy he will manipulate you and tell you he’s going onto the next girl, and if you get caught up in his bullshit let him move on but make sure to come to me and show me everything so I can add to my already packed folder of receipts on this baby dick creep.

Now, we know what he does, we know his MO, and I’ve had reports that he does try to get models to send him $ via western union and google play gift cards and many other services feigning “family emergencies” and “locked bank accounts” in exchange for a promise of elaborate amounts of cash. Please god never send this man money, I would not be surprised if this is how he makes a living aside from his day job (which i will get to). So the question remains, who is Bobby Lickey?

If you’ve had contact with him, this is who you will see:

Upon reverse image searching this picture I have found it also brings up a closed youtube account

Before I show you the real Bobby, let’s run over the Bobby you will meet.

Bobby’s known online aliases to date (12/2/15, I will update more posts as I get more info) are

Chaturbate: redskinscowboy5244

MFC: still needed please come forward if you know this info

Skype: redneckcowboy524

Email: rebelredneck5524@gmail.com

Now, who is ready to meet the real Bobby Lickey?

What a handsome critter, huh? I found these images via his personal facebook

As you can see he doesn’t own a company, but instead has a job at autozone which he acquired sometime between october and november of this year.

Now lets get to the real point of this post. His real personal information. I have no qualms over posting his shit because he’s been at this for YEARS.

Name: Robert “Bobby” Lickey III

Phone Number: (304) 204 5305

Address: 406 Page St Berryville, VA 22611-1181

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rebelbobby

Place of work: Autozone,  88 Flowing Springs, Charles Town, WV 25414,  (304) 725-3878

IF YOU ARE CONTACTED BY BOBBY RUN LIKE HELL. DO NOT JUST LIKE THIS POST FUCKING SHARE IT. EVEN IF YOU AREN’T A SEX WORKER JUST SHARE IT. LET EVERYONE KNOW WHO HE IS, DO NOT LET THIS MAN THINK THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES TO HIS ACTIONS. And please, feel free to email me any extra info at bettyjetsonbbw@gmail.com

@xxxblacklist

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What went down before Apollo was thrown into Tartarus

Zeus: and how do you plead?

Hermes: [looks at Apollo]

Hermes: [mouths “not guilty”]

Apollo: Hot milky

Hermes: Just lock him up

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pussy

Did you preen your mother with that beak?

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Im extremely platonic and homosexual

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It’s funny how y’all out here praising the actor who played Plankton on Broadway and saying he’s the star of the show just because he’s the epitome of what you boring ass thots like on Tumblr when we all know my girl Jai’len was the one to single handedly carry the entire performance on her back and collected each lace strand one by one like get some fucking taste and learn what a legend looks like