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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 7 hours
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Why are all my favorite fictional people gingers!? Like even when I was a kid!
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Moon: Well, Eclipse isn’t a flight risk anymore.
Sun: What?
Moon: Oh, his legs got towed.
Sun: …Are you saying you took off his legs?
Moon: No, I’m saying Jack did out of grief of losing his dad.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Eclipse, whispering: Hey, Moon.
Moon: Yeah, kid?
Eclipse: MY SKIRT HAS POCKETS!
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Ruin: Put ‘never went to therapy’ on my gravestone.
Moon: Don’t worry, we could tell.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Eclipse: You have no idea what goes on in my head!
Moon: Baby Shark.
Eclipse: WHAT!? HOW!?
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Eclipse: I cannot believe how much doing the bare minimum stresses me out.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Moon: Immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because I feel any guilt or remorse for what I did but because I have sensory issues.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Lunar: Holy horseshit on an great value sample pack!
Earth: Lunar, I’m getting concerned with the way you say things.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Eclipse: Lookin’ kinda fucky wucky here.
Moon: …
Moon: Here’s thirty bucks to never say that again.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Eclipse: I’m officially rebelling.
Solar: You weren’t doing that already?
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Lunar: Lookie loo, I spot a bitch.
Ruin: Oh yes, so funny.
Lunar: I swear, I can almost hear it talking.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Moon: I could squeeze you until your head pops.
Ruin: In an ‘I’m cute’ way?
Moon: In a violent way.
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 12 hours
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Solar, wheezing, wearing a corset: Why am I in this?
Eclipse: You drew the short straw, Solar!
Ruin: Well, you look good in it!
Jigsaw: I’m posting these pictures on every social media I can make an account on in the next hour.
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Moon: *holding a deck of cards* Pick a card, any card.
Moon: …
Moon: Put my debit card back into my wallet, Eclipse.
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Solar: Fucking hell, are you three trying to give me an aneurysm?!
Eclipse: I wasn’t.
Ruin: I was.
Jigsaw: I cause them naturally.
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Eclipse: I’m going to put an end to this madness that’s taken over our lives.
Moon: You’re going to kill Ruin?
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Eclipse: Might I make a suggestion you probably won’t like?
Moon: Do you make any other kind?
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