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Glacier could see her clearly.

A tall woman, lean, regal, with piercing eyes that could reach into your soul and gently caress it. Her skin was as blue as the icey terrain that he was named after.

She reached a hand out to him, her palm up, inviting the icejin to join her.

He lifted his own hand up and reached out to her's, not thinking twice about accepting it.

As he did, a male voice suddenly interrupted the moment and made Glacier hesitate touching the outreached hand:

"My, you feel like her, but you clearly aren't, are you kiddo?"

Glacier's attention on the woman was immediately turned behind him to a pale man with burning eyes and short, platinum blond hair. He looked human, save for those blood-thirsty eyes.

"So then....who the bloody hell are you supposed to be?" The man slowly asked curiously.

Glacier blinked in confusion of what this man had said, and turned to look to the woman for some guidance. As soon as he looked back to where she stood, there was nothing there.

Glacier turned his head back towards the man, and saw that the humanoid had somehow closed the distance between them quickly with an abnormally large grin that unnerved the icejin.

Before Glacier could react, the grin on the man's face grew wider, exposing rows of uneven and needle point teeth in his mouth. Glacier opened his mouth to scream as the mouth suddenly shot open so wide it could swallow his whole head in an instant.

Glacier found his voice and screamed at the top of his lungs. As he screamed, he was able to move, and found himself suddenly sitting up in bed instead of standing in front of the man.

When he took a breath, he realized he was in his bedroom.

Sitting up in the dark, alone.

He breathed heavily as he calmed down more from the relief of having only dreamed this strange encounter.

Glacier laid back down in exhaustion, rubbing his hands over his face and hoping his screams didn't wake anyone.

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Genius at work here

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TAYLOR SWIFT / THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT 003 change wording as desired, etc.

this happens once every few lifetimes.

these chemicals hit me like white wine.

what if i told you i'm back?

the hospital was a drag.

i haven't come around in so long but i'm coming back so strong.

ditch the clowns, get the crown.

baby, i'm the one to beat.

the sign on your heart said it's still reserved for me.

honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?

hey, you. what if i told you we're cool.

that child's play back in school is forgiven under my rule.

all your life, did you know you'd be picked like a rose?

i'm not trying to exaggerate, but i think i might die if it happened.

this town is fake but you're the real thing.

take the glory, take everything.

promise to be dazzling.

the crown is stained but you're the real queen.

flesh and blood against war machines.

you're the new god we're worshipping.

beauty is a beast that roars.

it's hell on earth to be heavenly.

them's the breaks, they don't come gently.

you've got edge, she never did.

i am someone who, until recent events, you shared your secrets with.

i just don't understand how you don't miss me.

it was intertwined in the magic fabric of our dreaming.

old habits die screaming.

my longings stay unspoken.

i may never open up the way i did for you.

you said i needed a brave man.

were you making fun of me with some esoteric joke?

now i want to hire a priest to come and exorcise my demons.

and i'll tell you one thing, honey.

i can tell when somebody still wants me.

i'm gonna get you back.

i'll make you wanna think twice.

you'll find that you were never not mine.

i act like i don't care what you did.

i can flip the script and leave you like a dumb house party.

i might just love you 'til the end.

push the reset button.

we're becoming something new.

even if it's handcuffed, i'm leaving here with you.

told my friends i hate you, but i love you just the same.

pick your poison, babe. i'm poison either way.

wild winds are death to the candle.

they tried to warn him about her.

cross your thoughtless heart.

only liquor anoints you.

she is here to destroy you.

one bad seed kills the garden.

one less temptress, one less dagger to sharpen.

they tried to warn you about me.

devils that you know raise worse hell than a stranger.

she's the death you chose.

you're in terrible danger.

when that sky rains fire on you, i'll tell you how i've been there too.

none of it matters.

wise men once read fake news and they believed it.

i tried to warn you about them.

the devil that you know looks now more like an angel.

i'm the life you chose.

and i just watched it happen.

as the decade would play us for fools.

you saw my bones out with somebody new.

you just watched it happen.

if you want to break my cold, cold heart, just say i love you the way that you were.

if you want to tear my world apart, just say you've always wondered.

you said some things that i can't unabsorb.

you turned me into an idea of sorts.

you needed me, but you needed drugs me.

i couldn't watch it happen.

i changed into goddesses, villains, and fools.

i changed plans and lovers and outfits and rules.

all to outrun my desertion of you.

i crashed into you like so many wrecks do.

too impaired by my youth to know what to do.

will that make your memory fade from this scarlet maroon?

could it be enough to just float in your orbit?

can we watch our phantoms?

cooler in theory but not if you force it to be.

if you want to break my cold, cold heart, say you loved me.

will i always wonder?

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these are KILLING me

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Ask my muse about their special interest(s)!

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Campfire Cooking

Works well for trips, horror, and high fantasy!

"Did you bring any salt?"

"I need more spices, or herbs, or... anything."

"Oh, this fish is definitely spoiled."

"Do you know how to gut a squirrel?"

"Chuck it in the stew."

"No, I cannot just chuck it in there, it needs cleaning!"

"We need clean water to cook."

"Yes, good luck eating a stew with no bowls or cutlery."

"Wild garlic! Oh! The things I can make with this!"

"If you don't clean the bowl out, our food will poison us. Simple."

"Fresh fish, fresh meat, fresh vegetables, anything, anything!"

"I can fry it, if you want, but it won't be filling..."

"We can spend hours fishing and getting nothing..."

"I miss using a real oven..."

"There's nothing like something roasted in a campfire."

"Oh, just wait until you taste my baked potatoes, they're delicious!"

"I love the smokey taste it all gets..."

"There's something nice about sitting around with a hot bowl of stew."

"I like cooking like this - it really tests your skills."

"I hate cooking like this, I really do. I'm doing my best."

"It's going to taste like water when I really only have water."

"Look, I know fish heads look disgusting, but they have a lot of flavour."

"I'm trying to make stock over a campfire in the woods!"

"If you roast the carrots slowly, they make it almost taste not moldy."

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Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024

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First Meetings Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for muses meeting for the first time. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I'm beginning to find you quite interesting."

"I'm not going to have this conversation, least of all with someone I don't even know."

"How do you know where I live?"

"Who are you and why are you being so aggressive with me?"

"Do you always make this good of a first impression?"

"You don't say much, do you?"

"Oh good, I'm not the only one who's late!"

"I don't trust you. I can't trust you. I don't know who you are or where you come from."

"You have an interesting accent. Where are you from exactly?"

"Perhaps you'd like to know my name?"

"I got here by accident. How did you get here?"

"You're pretty cute, you know that?"

"Is small talk a way you deal with your anxiety?"

"It occurs to me that I don't know the first thing about you."

"I've been warned to watch out for women like you."

"Seeing as you let yourself in, forgive me if it's forwards to ask, but who the hell are you?"

"Who are you to tell me what to do?"

"You don't know me. You only know of me."

"How do you know that name? I haven't used that name in years!"

"Oh, hello! I know you, don't I?"

"You know, it is a little bit strange that we hardly know each other, right?"

"Hey, I immediately don't like you."

"I don't think we've ever been alone in a room together, have we?"

"Odd as it may seem, I don't feel you to be a stranger."

"I think your name is beautiful."

"You know that feeling you have that we've met before? It's the same with me."

"I was hoping we could talk a little business. Would you like some tea?"

"I'm not sure we've ever properly met."

"I didn't want us to meet like this."

"I hear you've been looking for me. I'm flattered."

"Hello! I love your work!"

"I have the strangest sense we've met before. Do you think that's possible? In another lifetime?"

"What are you doing sitting here all by yourself?"

"I've heard so much about you that I feel I almost know you."

"If you know so much about me, then perhaps you would like to say who you are?"

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❥ ❥ no! i am the most beautiful being in all the universes! ♡ + ⟲

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Do you think "Frieza Race" Time Patrollers in Xenoverse are given a tough time?

Unfortunately, the sticker of association with Frieza never really comes off. Heck, even the species name in-game sticks with just "Frieza Race". I know it's because there was no established canon name for their kind, but imagine if aliens met the human race and instead of bothering to learn that we called ourselves humans they just referred to us as "[Notable Figure] Race". Even worse, if it's named after a particular bad egg, a dictator. "Frieza Race" almost feels derogatory.

Their coworkers become jittery around them after one too many Namek missions. They get the whole speech of "good on you for choosing the path of justice" as if they were predisposed to evil and this is their act of resistance. They have to learn to be trusted in general when everyone else is given courtesy right out the gate.

Just because of one major villain.