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students: talk about anything other than math during math class for 0000.1 seconds

teacher: eyo homework check

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I'm not an adult yet but you best believe I'm gonna disappear into the woods tomorrow

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he

no cat image or any other cute animal no no no he just he. who is he? dunno. but he is heing.

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BUMPER BRUH

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theadore nibbas be like

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bumper bruh

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canadas national anthem except it's not canadas national anthem and I eat a live beaver

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everybody gangsta until adam, jack and ryan met start simultaneously high pitch screaming

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say bazinga one more time and I will skin you alive and steal your identity

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I went canoeing for a class trip down at some river yesterday and me and my friend almost tipped our canoe, two kids got stuck and couldn't get out for half the trip, and the tall boy hit his head on a bridge we were going under and fell onto a bunch of rocks.

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Title, if you want one

Go ahead, type a post

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reblog if the teletoon commercial lads voice is the little voice in ur head that tells you to kill urself

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tfw u prank call greco pizza and ask for waffles in ur school computer lab with some 8th grade blokes and take turns calling back and then they call the police 😳

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me when I find a music video with a completely japanese title: oooo I wonder what this one sounds like heheheheh

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I like that idea, but consider this:

you are a two year old child why are you a ceo and where are your parents

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anybody wanna play roblox big brother with me my friend left to play tickle street and I'm super sad if u wanna pls reply soon my moods last for maybe a couple minutes before I move on