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A Halsin headcanon:

He was a fat baby. Massive. 12+ pounds at birth. Chunky legs and arm rolls and the CHUBBIEST cheeks. The squishiest cutie.

Thank you for your time.

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Guys I have a job now so I'm gonna be even more dead😞

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Bruno Mars watching Mount Halsin make his way down the street tits out

(circa 2008)

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Hi! I saw your post and was wondering like maybe a fic for the Lost Boys where their s/o is a librarian and the boys really try to hide their vampirism from their s/o, but they're like "well those boys are weird", and figures it out quicker than any human before them?

Have a nice day/night!

Wait I actually really like this !!! I will be writing this eventually >:)

Thanks for your req btw <3

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reblog from insta 'cause why not

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I watch The Lost Boys for the plot

The plot:

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You guys are freaky (real)

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Chaaatttt what lost boys content do we wanttt

I wanna write for them again rly rly bad.

Raid my comment section or ask box idc just GIMMEE SOMETHINGG

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I'm sorry Bo, but I want your twin brother

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No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in the rain, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth d—

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HOUSE OF WAX FANS !!

It's me again :3

I just wanna know what you guys would be most interested in before I get too crazy

'over my dead body' is an absolutely insane fic (in my eyes atleast lol) I'm writing with so many warnings on it😭 like I just wanna know if I went too crazy before I post it. I'll try and summarise it here : you're Bo's wife (f!reader for now sorry :() and he brings home another young female victim. You get jealous and end up being the one to kill her and then y'all get freaky or whatever lol... And there's like implied brainwashing and a bunch of hullabaloo

The head cannons would be like my lost boys post -> here

Fluff and smut are pretty self explanatory

Please comment some ideas and requests if you have any !! :3

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Are there house of wax (2005) fans on here ??? (Need to know bcs I have devious plans...🤭)

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Cold Contact | Edward x m!reader drabble

Anon request!

I decided to make it a drabble yapping sesh bcs I had no idea how to write it into an actual fanfic lol

And sorry this took so long!!

wicked game - Chris isaak

WARNINGS: suggestive, sexual tension, cuts off before anything crazy :P not proofread !!

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ You were the first guy Edward felt this way for. His interest in you started in just a few quick glances. But glancing turned to gazing. He had had enough of keeping a safe distance.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ Edward was just as intrigued with you now that you're together as when he first met you. Your mind was a crystal cave that he longed to explore. And although he tried to respect your wishes to ignore your thoughts, he'd catch himself listening in when he'd hear his name in your mind. Your thoughts about him made his body tingle.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ Tonight was a scenario just like that. You both lay on your bed staring at your ceiling after he had given you yet another surprise visit. Your mind wandered in the silence. You're thinking about Edward, as per usual, but tonights thoughts were in a different tone. More... sensual, catching Edwards attention.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ "you're thinking very loudly tonight.." he'd say, turning his head to look at you. You'd groan, trying to wash out any thoughts about him, even though he was right next to you.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ "if you don't want to say it, let me hear it. In your mind." And just like that, you let him in, thinking about his cold hands caressing your body while still trying to keep your idea as respectful as possible. He would flinch a bit at how visual your thoughts could be.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ "I'm sorry..." You'd whisper, worried that your fantasy would be off putting to him. But he'd shut your worry down. "There's no need. It's only normal for you to.." his eyes would meet yours, giving you a stern look, as if to ask you something without a word.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ Next thing you know, you're without a shirt, leaning back on your elbows with Edward beside sitting beside you on the bed, his finger tips on your chest. The coldness makes your nipples harden, and shivers flowing through your body, bringing a dull thrill of pleasure to you.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ his eyes stay glued to your chest, he'd never looked at a man's chest in this way before, never with love and... desire.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ he'd trace your skin, collar to rib, feeling your bare warmth.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ "tell me what you're thinking." You'd whisper with a croak. "Please.." the plea in your voice makes his eyes soften as his gaze finally makes eye contact with you.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ "your like nothing I've ever seen. Ever felt." From his tone of voice you could tell he was talking about more than physically. You knew you were the first guy Edward had felt this way towards.

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ he'd lean down and press his cold lips in between your pecs, fueling your desire. And he'd feel it too, the heat from your body emanating wherever you felt his touch

⋆. 𐙚 ̊ he could feel that you wanted more, and he'd acknowledge to himself that it was mutual. he'd murmur against your skin "show me what you want. Not in your mind. Guide me"

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Hope you enjoyed this one. My first attempt at writing m4m fanfic lol....... 🫡

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Ok guys sorry for being inactive but I'm back (for now lol) and I'm working on that m4m Edward fic 🙏🙏

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guys i am not joking i am not playing around if i see one more piece of fanart twinkifying MY halsin silverbough there is going to be severe and irreparable consequences. if ANYTHING he should be bigger. DON'T PISS ME OFF.