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Hey guys, it seems like some of you people may have accidentally skipped sheldon's dialogue for the new weapons, so here read this :)

Aha! You're ready to wield the Rapid Blaster Pro! The Rapid Blaster Pro owes its incredible range to a chamber system that delays ink oxidization to the last possible moment! With that technology in hand, try catching your enemies in a little Toxic Mist before giving them a few inksplosions as a parting gift. And if anyone gets too close? Fire up the Ink Vac, and turn their own inkpower against them! This is a set that will make the tactically inclined player veeery happy.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Rapid Blaster Pro Deco! The Rapid Blaster Pro Deco is a Rapid Blaster Pro that's been spiffed up by top designers and paired with a new loadout. You'll get the same performance you're used to, but with the Angle Shooter sub, it's easier than ever to take out distant foes. And having the Killer Wail 5.1 special in your back pocket to clean up loose ends is always a treat. No one can escape the wail! This isn't the best set for up-close- and-personal splatting, but give it a try if you like to keep your distance in battle!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Rapid Blaster Pro WNT-R! If you've got ice in your veins, consider the Rapid Blaster Pro WNT-R, a cool variant of the Rapid Blaster Pro made in collaboration with the Barazushi brand. Paired with the Suction Bomb sub weapon, you can send a cold chill through the other team's battle plan and blast them from afar. Top it all off with a frosty beverage from the Tacticooler, and this is one loadout that can send shivers down your spine—if you're unlucky enough to be on the other team!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Clash Blaster! You know how blasters tend to have a low rate of fire? Not the Clash Blaster! Its speedy shots are great for keeping foes at bay! Now, it's not going to win any awards for power, but when you have Splat Bombs to corner your enemies, it'll get the job done. And if an opponent still manages to slip away? That's when you trash 'em with the Trizooka. Talk about a chaotic combo. If that sounds fun, this loadout is for you!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Clash Blaster Neo! The Clash Blaster Neo offers the same functionality as the original Clash Blaster...but with a fresh new look and a redeveloped loadout! First, you've got Curling Bombs to help you glide across the map toward your enemies. You know what to do when you get there, right? And just when they're onto you, you can fire off the Super Chump to send a bunch of exploding Super Jump decoys into the mix. This is a balanced set that can help you pull off some flashy victories. Give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Rapid Blaster! The Rapid Blaster lives up to its name with an improved rate of fire and modest ink consumption. Now, if you know me at all, you know I'm going to tell you about a big trade-off, and it's this: low power. But using the Ink Mine to reveal enemy positions helps make up for it. What I'd do with a combo like this is use the Rapid Blaster to create a whirlwind of ink, then take it to the next level with a Triple Inkstrike. This setup lets you focus in on key areas of the map—whether you're defending the home base or pushing an advance into hostile territory.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Rapid Blaster Deco! The Rapid Blaster Deco is a cool, decorated version of the Rapid Blaster. Not that the original isn't cool! You'll have to decide for yourself which one you like better. Maybe the overall loadout will help you make the choice! This one comes with the Torpedo sub to help make up for the main weapon's somewhat low attack power. And for those moments when you want to breach the front lines, you've got the Inkjet special! Not a bad little surprise to keep in your back pocket. This is a versatile set that can really shine with the right user, so I hope you get a chance to try it out!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Range Blaster! The Range Blaster delays the oxidization of ink, which extends the range before it explodes. Let that sink in. It's SO COOL how it works! Of course, you lose a little fire rate, but that's OK when you have Suction Bombs to flush out your opponents. And with the Wave Breaker at your disposal to reveal their positions, it's almost like your enemies will have nowhere to hide! I recommend this loadout to anyone who fancies themselves a master of the hunt.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Range Blaster! The Custom Range Blaster is a customized version of the Range Blaster that uses certified official parts! It has all the same stats of the Range Blaster, but you can use the Splat Bomb sub to pin the enemy down before blasting away. And if anyone slips through your defenses, give 'em the business with a Kraken Royale! That should buy you time to get repositioned. All in all, it's the perfect setup for keeping your opponents at range— just the way you want it!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Blaster! What can I say about the Blaster other than...it blasts. HARD. When those balls of ink explode, they can even tag enemies hiding behind walls. Now, the range isn't great, and the rate of fire leaves a little to be desired, but you can always coax an enemy out of hiding with an Autobomb, can't you? On the other hand, if you're getting charged, that's when it's time to break out the Big Bubbler. Basically, if YOU want to be the one controlling the action, this is the loadout for you.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Blaster! Ah, the Custom Blaster! To call it a customized Blaster would be accurate, but that doesn't tell the whole story. And we need the whole story, don't we? Made with official Blaster parts, the Custom Blaster is best suited for ranged combat. Use the Point Sensor sub to mark your enemies for immediate demolition! If the other team DOES get too close for comfort, you've got the Triple Splashdown to hit them with three times the Splashdown! It's also a great way to ink turf. I recommend this powerful set to players who can't stand the sight of a single enemy on their home turf!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Gleamz Blaster! When you want to see the look on your opponent's face as they react to how SHINY your weapon is, then the Gleamz Blaster from Emberz might be for you! First, though, you might call some backup from your squad via the Squid Beakon sub. Then get that Crab Tank charged, and unleash crustacular destruction! This loadout is extremely versatile, so whether you pride yourself on offense or defense, it's probably worth giving it a shot.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the S-BLAST '92! The S-BLAST '92 is an exciting new blaster that's equipped with two distinct ink-firing mechanisms. You'll switch between the two on the fly based on your movements! When firing normally, this is a weapon with balanced accuracy, range, and power. It won't overwhelm anyone with sheer force, but I think you'll hit the target more often than not. However, when you fire while jumping, this weapon transforms into a heavy- duty powerhouse, launching large blasts of ink that explode nearby. It's a whole different beast! Keep in mind that the range will dip in this mode, but you've got the Sprinkler sub and Reefslider special to more than make up the difference. Will you be one of the first to master this unique new weapon? Why not? Give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the S-BLAST '91! What a difference a year makes! The S-BLAST '91 comes in a different colorway than the S-BLAST '92—not to mention it has an entirely new loadout to play with! Or is it an "old" loadout, since it's technically an earlier model of S-BLAST? Either way, you now have Burst Bombs to help make up for the relatively slow fire rate of your main. Find yourself in a tight spot? It's nice to have the Booyah Bomb special in your back pocket. Create a little space, and then push forward with your team! Burst Bombs...Booyah Bombs... I guess you could say this set is "the bomb" overall! Or...you don't have to say that. I...actually can't believe I just said it...

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Luna Blaster! The Luna Blaster may look cute, but its short-range exploding ink shots pack a serious wallop. If you find that your enemies are dancing just outside that range, toss a few Splat Bombs to keep 'em on their toes. And for the ones sniping you from FAR away, fire up the Zipcaster, sneak behind 'em, and...well, you know what to do from there. Really, this set is ideal for players who want to read the terrain and react to their opponents' moves.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Luna Blaster Neo! Some say the Luna Blaster Neo is just a Luna Blaster with a sweet new design. I...may have said that myself. But the loadout as a whole is actually quite different! Of course, the weapon packs that same great punch as the original Luna Blaster, but if you find the range isn't enough, now you can fire off a Fizzy Bomb. And for those times you're politely knocking on the door but can't break through, the Ultra Stamp can help kick that thing down and get the splat party started! This set is cute as all get-out, but it's deadlier than a bathtub full of alligators. If you're into that kind of contrast, give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Painbrush! If you like brushes but wish they had a bit more range and power, then you've got to experience the Painbrush for yourself! It's all thanks to a unique 90 degree rotation by the brush head, giving this weapon the most range of ANY brush out there. The trade-off is that each swing is a bit slower, but this is still a brush we're talking about. You'll be flying across the map, and you can use Curling Bomb to blaze your path. Add in the Wave Breaker special to light up your enemies, and you've got a potent set designed for speed and extreme range!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Painbrush Nouveau! You wouldn't paint a house and a miniature with the same paintbrush, would you? Well, the same applies to battle, and that's why I offer the Painbrush Nouveau! Granted, it technically IS the same as the base Painbrush, but with a new loadout, it offers a totally different battle experience. I'll explain, of course! The Point Sensor sub allows you to mark enemies, making it all the easier to glide up and splat them with your brush. Didn't get 'em all? Wipe the canvas clear with Tenta Missiles! I think you'll find the other team has nowhere to hide when you master the use of this powerful brush loadout.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Painbrush BRN-Z! The Painbrush BRN-Z from Barazushi features a stunning bronze design, but this is not a weapon that's willing to accept third place! With the Splash Wall sub weapon to stake out a safe spot and the Trizooka special to add range and power, this loadout is well-balanced and reliable. If you can patiently wait for the right moment to turn the tables all at once, I'd recommend that you give this set a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Inkbrush! The Inkbrush is a super-light brush weapon that lets you ink your way forward with blistering speed! There's not much room for power when you're moving that fast, but you can keep counterattacks at bay with plenty of Splat Bombs. Add the Killer Wail 5.1 to the mix, and you've got a combo that will confuse and annoy your opponents into submission! I can see it now... You blaze across battle lines...toss a Splat Bomb, and trigger the Killer Wail just in time to headbang along as the clock runs out. Whew! That's inking outside the box!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Inkbrush Nouveau! If you like the Inkbrush but you're not thrilled with its base loadout, why not try something new? By that I mean the Inkbrush Nouveau! You can use that patented Inkbrush mobility to glide across the terrain, leaving Ink Mines in all sorts of INK-onvenient places for the other team as you go. Find yourself in a tight spot? Blast your way out with the Ultra Stamp! Then you can continue inking up enemy territory like a postmodern painter gone wild. This is the perfect set for battle artists who can't stand to stand still!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Octobrush! The Octobrush has dense bristles that fling a thick stream of ink with each slash. It's a heavier entry in the brush weapon class, which is known for being light and nimble. But even with those heavy brush strokes, you won't be able to reach everywhere—and that's where the Suction Bombs come in. Lastly, if you're up against enemies with ranged weapons who just won't engage up close, you've got the Zipcaster in your back pocket. Zip on over and give 'em what for! This is a user-friendly loadout that's easy for beginner brushers but capable enough for true artistes!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Octobrush Nouveau! Nouveau means "new," and Octobrush means "Octobrush," so the Octobrush Nouveau is like a "new Octobrush"! That said, it offers the same level of performance you may already know from the Octobrush but with a loadout designed for teamwork. Use your Squid Beakons to rally teammates to critical spots on the map, whether attacking or retreating. Nothing zips you back to the fray as quickly! And when you're on the front line, the Ink Storm special is a great way to hold your position. I recommend this set for aggressive players who splat and get splatted up front!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Cometz Octobrush! What if you had a heavy Octobrush that was still light enough to whip through the night sky? Enter the Cometz Octobrush, an Emberz collab that sparkles with possibility! As with other brushes, this weapon shines brightest in close combat, so be sure to use your Autobomb sub to not-so-gently nudge your foes into the open. And when the moment is right? Release the Kraken Royale for an invincible burst of firepower. It should be obvious, but I recommend this set for aggressive players!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Goo Tuber! I debuted this weapon before, but I'm as proud as ever of the Goo Tuber, a charger with the upgraded ability to store your charge even longer! It offers high-pressure ink storage for extended periods, allowing you to stay submerged while you wait for the perfect shot! In exchange, it takes a bit longer to charge, but this baby can even store a partial charge, giving you the ultimate in flexibility. For instance, while you use a Torpedo to reveal enemy positions, you can be comfortably charging away in a safe spot. Then, when you're ready to ink 'em up, zip to the most advantageous spot and snipe away! If you miss, you have Tenta Missiles in your back pocket to finish the job. If you want to take your strategy to the next level by storing charges and taking advantage of each stage's unique terrain with your mobility, this set is for you!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Goo Tuber! The Custom Goo Tuber has that classic Goo Tuber performance but with a fresh new look and a new loadout that can really shake up your strategy! For example, when you use Fizzy Bombs to ink a path forward, you can load up a stored charge and blast ahead. Enemies corner you while you're on the offensive? You've got the Ultra Stamp special in your back pocket! It's so satisfying to turn the tables like that... And remember—stored charges are great, but this weapon still packs a punch on a partial charge. Don't be shy with that trigger button!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Bamboozler 14 Mk I! The Bamboozler 14 Mk I is a tribute to a weapon used by the leader of the famous Squidbeak Splatoon, but retooled for the battles of today! I've used bamboo in my version to remain faithful to the original design, but as a trade-off, it can't store a charged shot. Is it the most powerful charger? No. Is it the most mobile charger? Also no. But with "good enough" power and charging speed, I think this is a compromise that WORKS. Plus, when you have Autobombs to sniff out enemy positions, you can put yourself in the perfect spot to charge up and attack! For the coup de grâce, activate your Killer Wail 5.1 and take a moment to pay tribute to the legendary leader who inspired this weapon.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Bamboozler 14 Mk II! The Bamboozler 14 Mk II brings back all the function of the original but with a cool new decal today's youth are sure to love! Like the other 'boozler, it can't store charged shots, but its Fizzy Bomb commands enemy attention as you pick them off! You can also pick off foes whose hands are full dealing with the Super Chump special! Isn't it so satisfying when your weapons combo like that? This set does the legendary squad leader proud, if you ask me. Get out there, and relive the memory of the Great Turf War of old!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the E-liter 4K Scope! The E-liter 4K Scope delivers the long-range action of the 4K model with a scope for added accuracy! Though it boasts a shot range that beats almost every other charger, you'll want to be extra aware of your surroundings when scoping in. Unlike the E-liter 4K, the scoped configuration won't let you store a charged shot, so keep that in mind as you adjust to the feel of using a scope. It comes with the same Ink Mines and Wave Breaker special as the base E-liter 4K, so you can apply the same strategy—stay safe while you zoom in and splat unsuspecting foes!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom E-liter 4K Scope! The Custom E-liter 4K Scope gives you everything you loved about the Custom E-liter 4K with the added ability to zoom in on distant opponents! While it boasts the longest range of any charger, be extra aware that you have a reduced field of vision while charging and you won't be able to store your charge. Find a safe spot to establish a Squid Beakon for your allies, then give your enemies a surprise with the Kraken Royale! There's no better charger for those with the skill!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the E-liter 4K! With its pressurized polymer construction, the E-liter 4K has a remarkably long range, even for a charger! To get the most out of it, you can set Ink Mines for opponents who get too close, then use the Wave Breaker special to reveal those who are slinking around in the ink. Still, this set is all about long-range accuracy, and in the right hands, it will definitely hit the target. I hope it goes to a good home!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom E-liter 4K! The Custom E-liter 4K maintains all the great features of the original but features a bold new look. The Squid Beakons it comes with can give your respawning allies a way in, but you could also use them yourself to get the firing solution you need. And if anyone gets the bright idea to sneak up on your position, break out the Kraken Royale special! We'll see how sneaky they feel being chased by an unstoppable juggernaut! It might not be the most intuitive charger on the market, but once you master its tools, the battlefield is your oyster. I'd recommend it to any experienced sniper seeking an edge!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splatterscope! The Splatterscope is a Splat Charger with an added scope for more effective long-distance aiming. It's great for hitting far-off targets, but your view is narrow while charging, so be extra careful! Also, that fancy scope takes up space, so something had to go. In this case, we had to nix the ability to store your charge. But hey, if you like to stay safe and shoot from afar, this could be the charger for you! When you're not scoping and sniping, you've also got Splat Bombs and the Ink Vac at your disposal, so this is a more balanced set than it would appear. Give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Z+F Splatterscope! If you've ever wished that your Z+F Splat Charger had a way to see just...a bit...farther...now it kinda does! They call it the Z+F Splatterscope, and it's got a scope! Keep in mind that using the scope limits your field of view—and with this weapon specifically, keeps you from storing a charge. But with the Splash Wall and Triple Inkstrike in your back pocket, I think the benefits of this loadout are clear as day!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splatterscope CAM-O! The Splatterscope CAM-O is a spin-off of the Splat Charger CAM-O that comes with a long-range scope attached, making it an even more formidable sniping weapon. But you can't have your CAM-O and eat it too—that scope means that you can't store your charge. You'll also find that your field of vision narrows while charging. But with the Sprinkler sub and Crab Tank special, this loadout is still a powerhouse. Give it a try if you want to see how far a scope can take you!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splat Charger! Simply put, the Splat Charger is a charger-type weapon designed for long-range offense. Its operation is standard—hold down to charge up ink, then release to fire it all out at once, inking a long path in an instant! Ah, but here's a key difference...the Splat Charger can actually hold its charge for a short period while you swim. Tactically speaking, that's a game-changing advantage! And with Splat Bombs to flush out hiding enemies and the Ink Vac to turn the tables on invaders, this set is impressively well-balanced. I recommend it for anyone who's looking to eventually master the charger category of weapons!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Z+F Splat Charger! The Z+F Splat Charger is a special model of the Splat Charger from trendy gear brand Z+F! Now, that cool brand doesn't make the weapon any more powerful, or anything, but you will get an entirely new loadout to play around with! Take, for example, the Splash Wall. It's a great accessory for a charging weapon because it allows you to take cover while the main weapon, well, charges up! And it comes with the fearsome Triple Inkstrike special! Whether you use it to probe for hiding enemies or holding down the fort, it's a beast. If you want to be THAT charger user, give this set a try.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splat Charger CAM-O! If a Splat Charger is a sniper rifle at heart, then the Splat Charger CAM-O from Barazushi is a natural evolution. Its earthy tones and matte texture help it blend into the background. Here, it comes with the Sprinkler sub, which can be used to lure enemies out of hiding for easy splatting. Add the Crab Tank special, and you've got something, well, special. Overall, the loadout is a tactician's dream. I recommend it to any player who thinks of the battlefield like a chessboard.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Snipewriter 5H! If you use chargers but wish they were a little more...prolific...enter the Snipewriter 5H! It's a charger- style weapon that can fire shots in quick succession. Hold down to charge, and then release to fire. Then you can press to fire again and again—up to five shots on a single charge! Now, there's always a catch, and here's the catch on this weapon— each shot is a bit less powerful than some other chargers, and you can't store a charge. But when you have the Sprinkler to help with coverage and a Tacticooler to power up your friends, those may be catches you can live with. The fifth time's the charm with this unique charger, so I hope you'll give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Snipewriter 5B! The Snipewriter 5B is a great illustration of how versatile the Snipewriter system is! The 5B is made from softer material than the 5H, making it even easier to learn. Throw out a Splash Wall for cover while you're charging up or unloading a full charge—or use it to distract from your Ink Storm special. With the capacity for five shots on a full charge, the Snipewriter 5B makes a great first charger, because there's not so much pressure on aiming one powerful shot perfectly. Of course, with the luxury of hiding out behind that Splash Wall, maybe you CAN aim perfectly! Why not give this set a try and find out?

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Classic Squiffer! Ah, the Classic Squiffer. For a charger, it's a bit short on range, but in return it can charge up much more quickly. That allows you to use it in a more offensive way! I mean...being on the offense. Not that the weapon is offensive...except to your opponents. Anyway, I'd take advantage of the Point Sensor sub to coordinate an attack with my teammates. And if my home turf was invaded, I'd deploy the Big Bubbler and hide inside, using that Classic Squiffer action to snipe enemies. Comfy in close range with a charger? This set is for you!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the New Squiffer! The New Squiffer boasts the same main stats as the Classic Squiffer, but it offers a more offensive style! Between your charged shots and the Autobomb sub weapon, there'll be nowhere for your opponents to hide. And if they do find a place to hunker down, your Zipcaster special can get you repositioned in a flash. Charge while you're in the air, and splat 'em before they can blink! There are lots of ways to go on the offensive with this kit. If you love chargers but don't want to stick to the back line, give it a shot!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Dualie Squelchers! Do you know the Jet Squelcher? Would you like to have two of them? Good, because that's what Dualie Squelchers offer! Imagine the heft of holding two Jet Squelchers, only now you can roll and fire off extremely accurate and fairly rapid shots afterward. It's an almost dizzying level of power! Meanwhile, you can sniff out enemies with both the Wave Breaker special and your Splat Bombs. I call it the "see it, splat it" strategy. If you like to stick and move with accurate shots across a long distance, I recommend you give this loadout a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Dualie Squelchers! The Custom Dualie Squelchers are exactly what they sound like—a customized set of Dualie Squelchers! That said, they come with a new loadout, including the Squid Beakon sub weapon. You can use that to strategically consolidate your forces on the map. Then, with everyone assembled, try activating the Super Chump to draw in opportunistic enemies before teaming up to take them out. If you fancy yourself a tactical mastermind, consider adding this set to your arsenal!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Hoofz Dualie Squelchers! The wild stripes on the Hoofz Dualie Squelchers from Emberz are not unlike the ink stripes you'll be spraying across the battlefield if you choose this loadout! Especially since the inclusion of the Point Sensor sub and Splattercolor Screen special are designed to work in tandem to limit your opponents' ability to submerge. Choose this set if you want to be a leader on the battlefield, creating advantageous situations for your teammates to exploit.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Glooga Dualies! The Glooga Dualies were developed with one thing in mind—pure damage. They're not the fastest dualies, but when you pull off a sweet Dodge Roll with these in your hands, you temporarily gain the ability to fire an outrageously powerful shot! Now, while the big-shot power grabs the headlines, many people overlook the Splash Wall sub. And that's a mistake, because it actually gives you great defensive balance. Last but not least, the Booyah Bomb special has the potential to tip the scales in your favor. I hope this balanced set helps you net a lopsided victory!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Glooga Dualies Deco! The main weapons in the Glooga Dualies Deco set are just the Glooga Dualies with a new paint job! Ink job? No, paint job was right. While its stats haven't changed, the Point Sensor sub is new. Mark your enemies to track their movements, then get in close with Dodge Rolls to ruin their day! They might try to escape, sure, but a well-aimed Trizooka special will put paid to that. Once you mark an enemy, it's yours to terrorize with your main and special weapons! Happy hunting!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Douser Dualies FF! The Douser Dualies FF are long-range dualies with different properties before and after a Dodge Roll. Normally, their rate of fire is on the low side, but their long range makes up for it! Who wouldn't want to keep distant foes at bay and bend the battlefield to their whim? But things change after a Dodge Roll. The range gets shorter, while the rate of fire increases significantly, turning you into a close-combat machine! Soften up foes with the Ink Mine sub, then go in guns blazing with your main weapon or Killer Wail 5.1 special! The weapon has its quirks, and it'll take some getting used to. But if you put in the work, you'll definitely reap the reward!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Douser Dualies FF! The Custom Douser Dualies FF is a variant of the Douser Dualies FF with a new look and some new components. If the pre-Dodge Roll fire isn't fast enough for you, break out the Burst Bomb! It's perfect for finishing the job after an opening volley. Meanwhile, you have a Triple Inkstrike special to flush foes out of strategic positions, or for some momentary obscurement while charging in. If you want to go full aggro, this kit will get you there! I recommend it to wielders with the courage to stand undaunted in the heat of battle!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splat Dualies! Here we have the Splat Dualies, a dualie weapon born from the "ink hard or get splatted trying" culture of Turf War battles! These are dual-wielding, pistol-type weapons that—let's be honest—look pretty sweet. But there's some real substance behind the style... The propulsive exhaust nozzles on each weapon allow you to perform a high-speed Dodge Roll! As a trade-off, you won't be able to move for a brief moment after executing this move. But during that time, the two weapon sights overlap, increasing your splatting power. Paired with Suction Bombs as your sub weapon, this loadout might SEEM as though it's lacking in power... then BOOM. You realize you have the Crab Tank. All hail Crab Tank!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Enperry Splat Dualies! If you like Splat Dualies and the Enperry brand, boy, have I got the weapon for you. Behold the Enperry Splat Dualies! An updated loadout offers fresh new strategic options, such as following behind a Curling Bomb to close the gap to your enemies before unloading with the full force of the dualies. And if you simply can't wait to get into the thick of things, you can unleash a Triple Splashdown DURING a Super Jump to immediately make a massive impact. It all adds up to a set that's perfect for anyone who's spoiling for a fight. Give it a try and see if that's you!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Twinklez Splat Dualies! Splat Dualies are already a flashy weapon, but Emberz has amped up the flash factor significantly with the Twinklez Splat Dualies. The action with this set is fizzy and light, and I'm not just talking about the Fizzy Bomb sub weapon. Send 'em running just where you want, then Dodge Roll in and finish the job. And if all of that feels like we're neglecting defense in favor of glitzy offense, enter the Big Bubbler, which can help secure key points on the map when activated. Read the action and plot your moves one or even two steps ahead with this set designed for tactical masterminds!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Dapple Dualies! The Dapple Dualies are dualie-type weapons that have been obsessively engineered for optimum mobility! They're now lighter, allowing for faster movement, but they have less range. It's a trade-off. But you know what goes well with mobility? Even more mobility! That's where the Tacticooler special shines. Blitz forward with added speed from the Tacticooler, and place Squid Beakons to help your teammates secure forward positions to take advantage of this set. It's not a hit-and-run strategy. It's more like...run-hit-run-run-hit- hit-hit-run... You get the picture.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Dapple Dualies Nouveau! The trouble with the Dapple Dualies Nouveau is that you'll be whizzing through the stage so fast with them that no one will be able to appreciate their cool design! As weapons, though, they're pretty good. Just like the Dapple Dualies you may know and love already. But now equipped with the Torpedo sub to distract and annoy your enemies! And for those times when foes are bunching up and you need something with more oomph, kick the Reefslider into gear and splat 'em all at once. If you're good at reading the map and making your own plan of attack, this loadout is a great choice!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Dapple Dualies NOC-T! It's a shame that Dapple Dualies users move so fast—the other team will barely get an eyeball on the updated design of the Dapple Dualies NOC-T from Barazushi! Especially since said user will be peppering the other team with Splat Bombs and Dodge Rolling to get in position to set up the Killer Wail 5.1 for those pesky distant foes. I'd recommend this set for anyone who can see the big picture and wants the ability to manage micro- battles both near and far.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Dark Tetra Dualies! The Dark Tetra Dualies feature four ink-ejecting nozzles that allow you to execute up to four Dodge Rolls in a row! Yes, I said FOUR! And because you can shoot while rolling, you'll be able to zip around stages with ease and roll your way to victory. This loadout also comes with Autobombs, which almost seems unfair. You can use those to chase your opponents out of hiding spots, and then swoop in with the splat. And if they slip away? Fire up the Reefslider and hunt 'em down, shark- style. I recommend this set for those who want to set up their own pincer moves and pressure the enemy!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Light Tetra Dualies! The Light Tetra Dualies have the same specs as the dark ones, but they come in a set geared toward turf inkage! So what does that mean? Well, try leaving the inking to the Sprinkler sub while you Dodge Roll straight toward the front lines. Then, when your Zipcaster special is ready, you can fly around enemy turf sowing chaos and confusion! It's all a bit like taping an extra turbo to a vehicle that has five turbos already. Excessive? Perhaps! But if you have the need for speed, give it a shot.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Carbon Roller! The Carbon Roller is a lightweight roller built using low-density parts for increased handling! Of course, lightweight leads to light inking capability, but if you can find an opponent with an Autobomb and then sneak behind them, it'll get the job done. Rounding out this zippy little loadout is the Zipcaster, which can also help you surprise and undelight your opponents. Basically, if you want to be a ninja, try out this set!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Carbon Roller Deco! Feel like the Carbon Roller could use a little more zazz? Then the Carbon Roller Deco might be for you, friend! With a look created by top designers, this special roller comes with Burst Bombs to take your inking abilities to a whole new level. You'll cover so much turf that your opponents will find it hard to move— and then you can hit 'em with the Trizooka from way downtown. It really is that simple with this set. If you like sticking with a tried-and- true strategy—ink first and ask questions never—then give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Carbon Roller ANG-L! Inspired by the deep-sea anglerfish, the Carbon Roller ANG-L was developed by Barazushi for use in all environments—perhaps even the bottom of the ocean! Throw in a Fizzy Bomb sub for extra mobility—which was not lacking, by the way–and this set can help you pounce on an opening as soon as it appears. That means when you catch opponents with the Super Chump special, they'll be sitting ducks. I hope you'll snap this set up and give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Dynamo Roller! The Dynamo Roller is a roller I designed myself using a power generator for high strength and long range! Now, I wasn't able to reduce the weight on the motor as much as I would have liked, but this thing can REALLY spill some ink, if I do say so myself. Pair it with the Sprinkler sub, and you can push forward to apply max pressure to the other team. And what will your team be doing, you ask? Why, relaxing and enjoying sweet, sugary sips from your Tacticooler, of course. You'll be the most popular teammate around!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Gold Dynamo Roller! The Gold Dynamo Roller is another roller that I'm proud to say I designed myself! It's based on the standard Dynamo Roller and has the same basic capabilities. Yes, with these rollers, I had to sacrifice a bit of mobility to give them best-in-class firepower and range. But I haven't heard any complaints so far! With this loadout, you'll use the Splat Bombs and Super Chump to distract your opponents while you look for an opening. Hit 'em hard, and don't let 'em splat you back! The best defense is a good offense, and offense doesn't get any better than this. So, weirdly, it's also the best defense! I hope you'll give this set a try.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Starz Dynamo Roller! What happens when you take a Sheldon design and collaborate with a brand like Emberz? You get the Starz Dynamo Roller, a snazzy new take on my original design. Don't worry—this roller can still spill ink with the best of them. But now with the Point Sensor and Killer Wail 5.1, you can nail down those enemy locations and rain ink with your main! This set has no real weaknesses. Use it well, and it's almost like having night vision! I hope you'll give it a try.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Flingza Roller! The Flingza Roller is a wild one. Its shape changes depending on whether you swing it vertically or horizontally! I won't get too technical, but the automatic centrifugal clutch allows for light horizontal swings that go FLOOSH and heavier vertical swings that are more like GLOMP! The bottom line is that you can control the action. Use the vertical swing to lay down a path, then take down nearby opponents with the quick strike of a horizontal swing. While you're zipping around, you can also lay down Ink Mines to help sniff out opponents and fire off some Tenta Missiles for a one-two punch. If you're up to the challenge of simply dominating a match, then you should give this set a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Foil Flingza Roller! Here comes the Foil Flingza Roller! It brings the features of the Flingza Roller but adds a slick brand logo so you know it's official. Flush out foes with the Suction Bomb sub, then put the vertical swing's long range to use finishing them off. If they run toward you, use the horizontal swing for a quick splat! Or! Wait for the Splattercolor Screen to do its work, and THEN toss out a Suction Bomb in the confusion. They'll get taken out before they even realize which team threw it! This weapon offers a lot of game plans, from the range and coverage of the vertical swing to the quick and decisive horizontal swings. Find the method that works for you!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splat Roller! The Splat Roller represents the roller class of weapons that excel at close combat and inking turf. With any roller, you can tap to fling ink, or hold down as you run to lay down a path of inky goodness. Try using your Curling Bombs to sneak up close to an enemy, and then...PLOOSH! Get 'em with the roller. It's oh so satisfying. As an added strategic wrinkle, you have the Big Bubbler to rally your team to the front line at just the right moment. If you're new to rollers, I can't recommend this loadout enough. Who knows? Maybe you'll become a roller for life!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Krak-On Splat Roller! The Krak-On Splat Roller is the product of a collaboration with the popular Krak-On gear brand! And you know what's useful when you're wielding a roller? Dropping a Squid Beakon to call your teammates! Invite them to land on the luxurious carpet of ink you've laid down. Can't find a way past the enemy's defenses? That's when it's time to deploy the Kraken Royale and bulldoze your way in as a giant octopus or squid! If you love nothing more than blanketing the map with your color of ink, this set may be for you!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Big Swig Roller! You ever think to yourself..."This roller is great, but what if it were WIDER?" If so, the Big Swig Roller may be just what you wanted! They've taken a regular roller and just...made the roller part bigger! The result is that you can lay down a veritable red carpet—or green, or pink, or...you get it—of ink. Horizontal swings also hit a wider range, and vertical swings launch farther. The drawback is that attack power is lower than other rollers. That may not be an issue when you're hiding behind a Splash Wall, or when you can guzzle enemy ink with the Ink Vac special, so the set is actually pretty well-balanced. If you can't stand to see even a single spot of un-inked turf, give this set a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Big Swig Roller Express! The Big Swig Roller Express is an exciting collaboration between the makers of the Big Swig Roller and a vending-machine maker! In addition to the new design, it now comes with the Angle Shooter sub, making it easy to tag enemies and take a sip of their health bar while you're at it. Plus, you can fire up the Ink Storm special to drive the other team into the open, and then finish them off with the roller. Talk about convenient! I guess that's the vending-machine influence paying off.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Planetz Big Swig Roller! If you're gonna make a glittery, eye- catching roller, you might as well make it as wide as possible, right? That's what Emberz was thinking with the Planetz Big Swig Roller! Packaged with the Torpedo sub, you can really give the turf a good inking. And the Triple Splashdown special always leaves a mark too. Ink, attack, repeat! Say it again! Ink, attack, repeat! If you can get behind that mantra, you'll get far with this set.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Mint Decavitator! The Mint Decavitator is a splatana with an extra-wide attack. You won't believe how much ink you fling with every swipe! Especially charged swipes! They can leave you open, but that's easily worth being able to close distance quickly while inking a wide swath. The key to a successful charge attack is maintaining space between you and your foes. The Suction Bomb sub weapon can help with that! And with the Big Bubbler special, you can toss out ink with those juicy swipes or hold strategic points from the safety of your bubble. For best results, apply consistent, even strokes across the battlefield. Celebratory flossing optional!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Charcoal Decavitator! The Charcoal Decavitator has the same specs as the Mint Decavitator but a different flavor profile to change things up! Gatekeep your enemies with the Splash Wall sub weapon so you can lie in wait for your enemies to come within range of your charge attack! And if your foes are too smart for that, there's no outwitting a well- executed Inkjet assault! Put your enemies in their place, and keep them there forever! I'd highly suggest this for anyone looking to take to the front lines and wipe the smiles off their enemies' faces!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splatana Wiper! The Splatana Wiper is part of an entirely new category of weapons known as splatanas! These sword- like slashers can fling ink through the power of centrifugal force. To do a basic horizontal slash, just press . But you can also hold to unleash a vertical slash that will really send some ink flying! On top of that, if you perform a vertical slash while tilting a bit forward, you'll step forward with the attack, adding enough power to flatten most foes. Paired with the Torpedo sub, you can slash across the battlefield and level your enemies with a single stroke. It's almost too good! And I haven't even mentioned the Ultra Stamp special yet. If the other team hasn't surrendered, the Ultra Stamp is sure to make 'em think twice. If you want to be among the first trailblazers in the splatana-fighting genre, this set is for you!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splatana Wiper Deco! What's the Splatana Wiper Deco and how is it different from a Splatana Wiper, you ask? Well, it's got a new look! And more significantly, an all- new loadout. Now you can use this lightweight weapon to splash a path to the front lines, where you can place Squid Beakons to rally the team. Once you've all hit your marks, fire up the Tenta Missiles special to scope out enemy positions and start tearing things up. This is a versatile set that's designed for team players who thrive in a support role without giving up too much speed or offensive firepower. Try it out!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splatana Wiper RUS-T! Don't let its looks fool you—the Splatana Wiper RUS-T isn't old or rusty. It's just painted to look that way by Barazushi! Underestimate this weapon at your own risk, especially paired with Curling Bombs that allow the user to quickly advance before taking out foes with a charged slash. And for those just out of range? Let the Trizooka special be your great equalizer. This set really lets the Splatana Wiper shine, despite its appearance. Swing away!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splatana Stamper! If you're looking for a splatana- type weapon with a bit more OOMPH, look no further than the Splatana Stamper, my friend! Now, this weapon takes a bit longer to charge than the Splatana Wiper, but the trade-off is a wider, more powerful spray of ink. It can really do some damage! Give this a try: fire off a charged slash, and follow it quickly with a horizontal slash or Burst Bombs. Not sure what they call a one-two punch in swordplay, but this is it! And with the Zipcaster special, you're practically buckling swashes! Er, swashBUCKLING. What I mean to say is you're basically a laser space pirate with elite space-pirate tech!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splatana Stamper Nouveau! The Splatana Stamper Nouveau offers the same performance as the Splatana Stamper but with a new look and a whole new play style! Don't believe me? Imagine you're caught in some Toxic Mist, and the other team comes in and splats you instantly with a charged slash. Only that's what YOU can do to THEM! Not to mention the Crab Tank special, which is a total game changer. Now you've got the splatana for "up close and personal" fighting and the Crab Tank to strike from afar. Formidable! If you like splatanas but wish you had a longer range, give this set a try! Once you master the sub and special, this set can be really... special. It's so nice I said it twice!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Stickerz Splatana Stamper! You know what goes splat? Your opponents when you use the Stickerz Splatana Stamper! And the actual stickers that Emberz splatted onto the sides of this weapon. Stickers DO go splat, right? Or are mine expired... No matter! This set comes with the Autobomb sub, so you can charge in as enemies are revealed and hit 'em with a charged slash! And if you notice someone sizing you up from afar, unleash your own Booyah Bomb special to level the playing field. Try this set out if you aspire to total domination in battle!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Undercover Brella! Of all the brella-type weapons, the Undercover Brella looks the most like an ordinary umbrella. And that's no accident—the weapon was designed for stealth splatting! Getting into the technical aspects, the canopy-launching mechanism has been removed here to allow for rapid fire. The weapon can even be fired while the canopy is open! Back to stealth capabilities—you can use the Ink Mine sub weapon to help scope opponent positions before sneaking in for a splat they'll never see coming. And if you're spotted? Throw all subtlety out the window, fire up the Reefslider, and ride boldly to victory! I recommend this set to all aspiring spies, especially those who know how to walk softly and carry a big shark-based motorcycle.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Undercover Sorella Brella! The Undercover Sorella Brella is so similar to the Undercover Brella that you could almost mistake the two for twin sisters! Not me though. I can easily tell them apart. Anyway, this weapon offers the same sneaky play style, now paired with the Torpedo sub. Cover blown? Just toss one of those and disappear again. It's spycraft 101. And here's another top secret tip. If you set up a Splattercolor Screen on turf covered with enemy ink, it'll reveal the position of any enemy swimming in said ink. Neat, huh? I recommend this set for anyone who likes to pretend they're the hero in a spy movie from time to time. And that's everyone, not just me, right?

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Patternz Undercover Brella! Undercover Brellas were designed with stealth in mind, so what was Emberz thinking with the Patternz Undercover Brella? I'll tell you what they were thinking...look over there! BOOM! You got distracted, leaving you open for splatting. And now you see the appeal of this wildly colorful brella that comes with Curling Bombs and the Killer Wail 5.1. Slide those Curling Bombs right under your enemy's nose as you charge the special for a deafening encore with the Killer Wail 5.1. It all adds up to a sneaky-good set for spy wannabes.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Recycled Brella 24 Mk I! The Recycled Brella 24 Mk I is an interesting brella. It's made from paper stretched over a wood-and- bamboo framework. As you can imagine, that doesn't make for the sturdiest canopy, so it offers less protection than usual. But the brella is quick to launch and travels at a good clip when fired, making it better than usual as an offensive tool! Even better, direct hits from the main weapon really hurt! Distract your foes with a launched canopy and the Angle Shooter sub, then squeeze off a direct hit! Many brella users are uneasy about giving up their protection, but that's what the Big Bubbler special is for. When the ink starts to fly, it'll keep you safe! Probably! A brella centered around launching the canopy rather than hiding behind it takes some getting used to, but I highly recommend this to anyone who doesn't mind getting a bit wet!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Recycled Brella 24 Mk II! The Recycled Brella 24 Mk II is an updated model with a special design on the paper canopy! If you can corral the enemy with your Toxic Mist sub weapon, that should make it easier to get 'em with the powerful main weapon. Plus, it's got the perfect special to combo with your launched brella! Let the canopy cover your charge before BOOM! Surprise Triple Splashdown! If you really want to appreciate this weapon's unique strengths, try this variant set. It brings out the best in the brella!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splat Brella! Umbrellas help you stay dry, but Splat Brellas do that and more—like coat the battlefield and any enemies in your path with ink! Let me explain. You can spray ink normally with . But if you HOLD , the brella will open like a shield! And if you hold even longer, you'll launch the brella itself. It leaves a trail of ink, can damage enemies, and STILL protects you. It's a triple threat! Speaking of triples, this set also comes with the Triple Inkstrike and the Sprinkler sub, so I guess you could say it's got you covered.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Sorella Brella! The Sorella Brella is the fraternal twin of the Splat Brella—that is, same stats, same basic DNA, but different design and brella composition. And the loadout's different too! Now you can fend off foes with the Autobomb sub before pushing forward with the brella. Here's a pro move: deploy the brella shield, and then fire up your Inkjet special to rain down ink to support your allies making a forward push behind it. This set is carefully crafted for players who have the skill and experience to use each component in a coordinated attack. I hope you'll give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Tenta Brella! The Tenta Brella is...well, a big umbrella. You'd be forgiven for thinking it looks like the sort of thing you could camp in. Because that's certainly one way of using this setup! Try placing a Squid Beakon, and then opening your Tenta Brella wide for your teammates to gather behind. And if the enemy is bringing major inkpower that can penetrate the brella? Fire up the Ink Vac, and send it right back at 'em! I hope I've made it clear that this loadout is for the ultimate team player—someone who wants to protect and support their team on the path to victory!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Tenta Sorella Brella! The Tenta Sorella Brella set is similar to the Tenta Brella set, but it has a modified design and a different sub and special. Now you'll be able to press forward with the brella and lay Ink Mines as you go. Spot an enemy? Flap that brella as hard as you can, and take 'em out! If a particularly slippery foe sneaks away, you've also got the Trizooka special in your arsenal. Near or far, it's got power and range aplenty. Clearly, this set has offensive oomph, but don't overlook the benefits of the brella's defense. If you can flip the switch from offense to defense on a whim, give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Tenta Brella CRE-M! It takes a smooth operator to use a brella, and now with the Tenta Brella CRE-M, Barazushi has created a model that lives up to that smooth standard in a soft-toned package. As with all brellas, your inking power comes at the expense of firing speed, so make good use of the Toxic Mist sub and Super Chump special to accessorize your attack plan. I can strongly recommend this set to team players who don't mind shielding their allies as needed and leaping into the fray as opportunities present themselves!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Aerospray MG! The range and accuracy of the Aerospray MG aren't anything to write home about, but break out a pen and some stationery for its rate of fire! And when you pair a nimble weapon like that with Fizzy Bombs, it makes movement a breeze. You can quickly lock down plenty of turf to help support your teammates. Of course, inking turf is the name of the game, but sometimes you need a little extra OOMPH, and that's where the Reefslider special comes in. Ride it to glorious victory! This setup is ideal for players who like to mix it up—tactically pushing the front line and waiting for the right moment to go big.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Aerospray RG! Love the Aerospray MG but wish it came with a different sub and special? Well, today is your lucky day! The Aerospray RG set was made just for you! It's the same great Aerospray that lets you spray it—not say it—but the addition of the Sprinkler sub gives you absurd coverage. And when you need something with more mustard to make a strategic push, Booyah Bombs always live up to their name. I recommend this set for those who ink outside the box!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Colorz Aerospray! I can neither confirm nor deny that the brand Emberz designed the Colorz Aerospray based on a surplus of paint colors at their factory. But I can confidently say that aside from the spiffy new look, this weapon's performance is unchanged. And it comes with both Burst Bombs and the Splattercolor Screen! Altogether, these weapons can throw your enemies into a state of confusion, leaving you free to spray your colors freely on the front lines.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splattershot Pro! The Splattershot Pro was developed for more advanced users by the same team that brought you the Splattershot! And here's a "pro" strategy for using it—deploy the Angle Shooter to limit your opponent's movement, then take advantage of the Pro's accuracy and range to splat 'em from downtown. Of course, sometimes you just want to crush your enemies with a crustacean, and that's where the Crab Tank comes in. Putting it all together is easier said than done, but this setup is built for players who dare to dream.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Forge Splattershot Pro! If the Splattershot Pro is for pro Splattershot users, I guess the Forge Splattershot Pro is for pro Splattershot users who also rock Forge-brand gear! It's a mouthful, but when this set is firing on all cylinders, it does the talking for you. The main weapon is functionally identical to the base Splattershot Pro, but a Suction Bomb a day keeps the enemies away! Or, well, as many Suction Bombs as you can muster. And while the Booyah Bomb special might feel like too many bombs, when you get a chance to drop one, you'll realize that there's no such thing as too many bombs! This set isn't necessarily balanced for a beginner, but if you can handle it, few opponents will be able to handle YOU!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splattershot Pro FRZ-N! Been looking for a weapon that's as cold as ice? The Splattershot Pro FRZ-N may be just the thing for you! Gear maker Barazushi designed this thing to withstand even the harshest conditions, and with Splat Bombs and Tenta Missiles in the mix, I have a good feeling about your chances too. Try using your special and sub to reveal your foes, then pick them off with the long-range capabilities of your main weapon. If you're the patient type who can track enemy movements and support your team from afar, this may be the set for you.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Splattershot Jr.! The Custom Splattershot Jr. offers the same functions as the Splattershot Jr., but with a twist! Paired with the Torpedo sub weapon and Wave Breaker special, this loadout allows you to seek out and exploit your opponents' positions to maximize your team's advantage! I recommend this set for players who know there's no "I" in "team," no "L" in "victory," and who are just generally good at spelling overall.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Squeezer! The Squeezer is a great choice for players who want flexibility. Pull the trigger once, and you get a single high-powered shot. But holding down changes everything! Suddenly the rate of fire goes up, and the Squeezer transforms into an absolute turf-inking machine. Master both modes, and you'll barely even need the Splash Wall to shore up your defenses. But it's there for you anyway! And with a Trizooka to tame far-off enemies, this set is built for flashy fighters who are comfortable being the center of attention.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Foil Squeezer! Like the Squeezer? You'll probably also like the Foil Squeezer! It offers the same capabilities with a new look and a new loadout. First, try deploying the Autobomb sub to sniff out hidden enemies. If the coast is clear, it's time to hold down the trigger and ink a ton of turf with your main. And with the Splattercolor Screen special, you can force enemies into more favorable positions to unleash the Foil Squeezer's powerful single- shot mode. KA-SPLOOSH! This loadout is designed to help you use both the sniping and turf-inking capabilities of your Foil Squeezer optimally, so I hope you'll give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the .52 Gal! The .52 Gal is a heavy hitter with an extra-large nozzle for shooting massive amounts of ink. Of course, all that power comes at the expense of fire rate...which is why you'll want the Splash Wall to hide behind while reloading. And if the other team is playing it a little too safe, you've always got the Killer Wail 5.1. Lock on and blast 'em with lasers! So if you're the type to hang back and wait for just the right moment, this loadout is for you.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the .52 Gal Deco! The .52 Gal Deco is a standard .52 Gal with a little extra flair added by pro designers! Same high attack power and low fire rate as the base model. If you're going to take this baby into a fight, I suggest ending it quick. They zhuzhed it up a bit with a Curling Bomb to get you from point A to point B and a Splattercolor Screen to send foes scattering. It's a two- step recipe for ambushes! I recommend this weapon to fearless players who want to run rampant and sow discord on the front lines of a chaotic battlefield!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the .96 Gal! The .96 Gal is a shooter that hits hard and has a long range, courtesy of its large chamber and extended barrel! This thing would be an absolute cheat code if it fired just a little faster...but you can't have your crab cake and eat it too. You have to make each shot count! Still, you can set up a Sprinkler to help secure your turf...and the Ink Vac special doesn't suck. I mean, it DOES, but...you know what I mean!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the .96 Gal Deco! The .96 Gal Deco is a decorated version of the .96 Gal. It's still short of a full 1.00 Gal, but that's OK, because now you have the Splash Wall as a sub weapon! That'll help you keep a safe distance while you blast away with your main weapon. Now, if anyone breaks through, all is not lost. That's when you call on the Kraken Royale to transform yourself into a giant squid or octopus! They say that the best offense is a good defense, and I say that's fundamentally impossible, but this set WILL give you the tools to play D with the best of 'em.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Clawz .96 Gal! Rawr! Sorry, I'm overcome with wild abandon just looking at the Clawz .96 Gal. The brand Emberz really went primal with the design, and it shows. Speaking of primal, this set can take down an enemy with a direct hit from the Angle Shooter and one follow-up from the main. It's enough to make the other team howl! And if all that howling and growling makes you thirsty, just set up a Tacticooler to support your team. You'll be an animal with this set!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Jet Squelcher! The Jet Squelcher has boosted pump pressure to give it a range that rivals charger weapons! Like other weapons with extreme range, it doesn't offer much in the way of power. But when combined with the Angle Shooter sub, your enemies won't know what hit 'em. Because you'll be SO far away! Add the Ink Vac to the mix to suck up incoming offensives, and you have a loadout that's perfect for cool, calculating players who play it safe.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Jet Squelcher! The Custom Jet Squelcher is no off- the-rack Jet Squelcher. It's custom! But it's still made with high-quality official parts. And this set now comes with the Toxic Mist sub, which helps make up for the main weapon's lower fire rate and firepower by bogging down your enemies in, well, toxic mist. Meanwhile, toss the Ink Storm special out there when you can, and it'll be like splatting fish in a barrel for your teammates. Master this set, and it'll be a one- sided battle, with you on the winning side!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Jet Squelcher COB-R! Need a weapon with serious fangs? How about the Jet Squelcher COB-R! Developed by Barazushi, this Squelcher is both scaly and scary. Now, being a Squelcher, this weapon's bark is louder than its bite, so to speak. But having Burst Bombs as your sub more than makes up for it. And if you can charge up a special, there's nothing quite like the Triple Splashdown to shake things up. Try this set if you fight at a distance but can also strike from the front.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splattershot! The Splattershot is beloved for its ease of handling and high potential. This is the latest model of the go-to weapon! Paired with Suction Bombs, you have a wonderfully stable loadout that allows you to respond to whatever the enemy throws at you. And let's not forget the Trizooka special. Let one off the leash at the right moment, and I guarantee your opponent won't forget! Is this setup a little basic? Yes! Basically one of the best setups you can have! Master the fundamentals, and you'll become a force to be reckoned with.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Tentatek Splattershot! As if the original Splattershot wasn't stylish enough, a special collab gives us the Tentatek Splattershot! Functionally, the weapon is identical to a regular Splattershot. But its fashion-forward form comes with Splat Bombs and the feared Triple Inkstrike special. It's always in style to mix things up, so I recommend this loadout for Splattershot users who dare to be different. Talk about très dangereux!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Glamorz Splattershot! Don't feel the existing Splattershot weapons have enough "je ne sais splat"? Well, check out the new Glamorz Splattershot codesigned by the fashion brand Emberz! I'm personally very impressed by the way light reflects and refracts off and through the main barrel. And by the Burst Bomb sub and Kraken Royale special! I recommend this set to well-rounded players who have the skills to adapt to all kinds of battle conditions.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splash-o-matic! For your main weapon, I present the Splash-o-matic, a weapon fine-tuned for highly accurate barrages! It may not have the ink spread or raw power of some weapons, but it more than makes up for it with rapid fire that is quite rapid indeed. Plus, when you can pin down an enemy with Burst Bombs, you don't need as much power. Simply splatter them at your leisure while they're mired in your ink. And with the Crab Tank special in your back pocket, nothing can stand in your way! Try not to laugh maniacally as you overpower the other team time and again.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Neo Splash-o-matic! If you're a Splash-o-matic fan, you owe it to yourself to try out the Neo Splash-o-matic. Neo means new, and Splash-o-matic means Splash-o-matic! That's my way of explaining that the Neo Splash-o-matic has the same characteristics as the Splash-o-matic but with a new design and a new sub and special. If I can stop saying Splash-o-matic for two seconds, I can tell you what they are. Whew! Did it. This loadout comes with Suction Bombs, a classic go-to, if you ask me. And for the special? Nothing less than the Triple Inkstrike, which strikes three times the fear into your opponents' hearts. Use this sub and special well, and there will be nothing left to do but pick off your enemies one by one with the Neo Splash-o-matic. No! I said it again!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splash-o-matic GCK-O! Well, well! The makers of the Splash- o-matic keep making more splashes in the weapon-development space! And, well, more Splash-o-matics. This one boasts "improved texture" and "high-quality paint." At least, according to the marketing materials I received from Barazushi. Oh, and it's called the Splash-o-matic GCK-O! Sorry, I've been trying to reduce the number of times I say "Splash-o-matic," but I do need to say the full name at least once. I'd be remiss not to say Toxic Mist and Ink Storm as well, since those are the sub and special that come with this kit. Used in conjunction, those can slow opponents to a crawl, leaving you free to pick them off with your high-precision main weapon...that shall not be named again.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Splattershot Nova! There are a lot of cool weapons in the Splattershot family, but the Splattershot Nova is a unique combo of range and firing rate in one awesome package! Granted, the weapon isn't going to win "Most Powerful" at the splat pageant, but it's great at supporting your front-line allies from a distance. Plus, when paired with the Point Sensor, you can telegraph opponent moves to your team—and mop up any survivors with the Killer Wail 5.1 special. If you like to save the tastiest- looking bite of food for last, give this loadout a try! And stop doing that—it'll taste better at the start of the meal.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Annaki Splattershot Nova! The Annaki Splattershot Nova is a fun collab with the fashion brand Annaki that also gives users a new loadout to experiment with. While you spray the landscape with that great Splattershot coverage, you can also set traps for enemies using the Ink Mine sub. Watch 'em flounder while teammates take 'em out, or fire up the Inkjet special and take care of business yourself from above. There's no wrong answer! This set is designed to help you protect key areas on the battlefield, so it's perfect for masterminds who hope to execute on a fastidiously planned battle strategy.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the N-ZAP '85! The N-ZAP '85 is a shooter with excellent ink efficiency and rapid-fire capability! And, um...its power is certainly... adequate. Sorry—I hate to say anything negative, but this weapon doesn't pack the biggest punch. But that's OK! It's fast enough to send your enemies scrambling...and that's when you hit 'em with the Suction Bombs. Fire up the Tacticooler to energize your squad for a big push, and you've got a nimble loadout that's built for teamwork. It's what makes the dream work!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the N-ZAP '89! Is the N-ZAP '89 faster, better, or more powerful than the N-ZAP '85? No, but it comes in a new color! And this one comes with Autobombs to help you secure the area before launching an offensive. Sniff out enemies, and point your team in the right direction! Now, if your opponents think they're clever and keep camping near your Super Jump spots, this set allows you to hit 'em with the Super Chump! It'll fire decoys that look like Super Jump landing spots...but are in fact ticking ink bombs that will explode within a few seconds. Try this set if you want to be the one playing chess while your enemies play checkers!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Sploosh-o-matic! With its wide muzzle, the Sploosh-o-matic is well suited for close-combat situations. And escorting you to those close- combat situations is the Curling Bomb! Let one loose, and it'll lay down a proverbial red carpet to your foes' feet. Combined with the Ultra Stamp's forward rush, you have one powerful setup for players who love getting up close and personal—or who want to blaze a path forward for their allies.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Neo Sploosh-o-matic! Like the Sploosh-o-matic? Maybe you'll LOVE the Neo Sploosh-o-matic! That's because you get all the same attributes of the Sploosh-o-matic with a new original emblem. Plus a loadout that mixes things up! For example, now you can set a jump point for your teammates with the Squid Beakon. It's like a concierge service for carnage! And if you use the Killer Wail 5.1 to reveal hidden or distant opponents, you'll know just where to place that Squid Beakon. Teamwork makes the dream work, so if you fancy yourself a team player, give this set a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the H-3 Nozzlenose! If you like the L-3 Nozzlenose but find it a bit lacking in power... enter the H-3 Nozzlenose! The "H" probably stands for "heavy," but I like to think it stands for "HAHAHAHA," which is the noise one typically makes while firing it. Now, the fire rate suffers a bit compared to lighter weapons, but when you can pinpoint your enemies with a Point Sensor, you can make each shot count. And with a team all juiced up on energy from your Tacticooler, you're ready to laugh all the way to the winner's circle.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the H-3 Nozzlenose D! The H-3 Nozzlenose D is a custom H-3 Nozzlenose emblazoned with the manufacturer's emblem. And while the weapon's performance is unchanged, it now comes with the Splash Wall sub weapon to help cover for the main weapon's low fire rate. Add in the Big Bubbler special for an extra dose of protection, and you've got a loadout that really maximizes what you can do with the main. Give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the H-3 Nozzlenose VIP-R! If you're a steely-eyed someone who wants to make their one shot COUNT, the H-3 Nozzlenose VIP-R may be for you. Developed by Barazushi for use in harsh environments, this formidable weapon may have a low fire rate, but it has a high fear rate! Try drawing out your opponents with Suction Bombs and then sniping them. And if you can get the Triple Inkstrike charged? Good night!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the L-3 Nozzlenose! Why fire once when you can fire three times? That's the question that the L-3 Nozzlenose answers. One pull of the trigger launches three rapid shots. Now, don't get me wrong. This isn't a full-auto weapon. Holding down is like pressing the "close door" button in an elevator—it does absolutely nothing! So you'll want to time your triple shots perfectly...and wait for the right moment to toss a Curling Bomb. Or, if a triple shot won't do the trick, there's always the Crab Tank! So who's this set for? Just about anyone! It's so balanced that both the freshest noobs and the crustiest veterans can find a use for it.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the L-3 Nozzlenose D! The L-3 Nozzlenose D is a special model of the L-3 Nozzlenose with the maker's logo emblazoned on it! But you know that's not all...it also has a fancy-schmancy new loadout! Including Burst Bombs to weaken foes a bit before finishing 'em off with your main weapon. And the special? None other than the Ultra Stamp, guaranteed to send anyone in your path running for cover. Don't underestimate the amount of ink you can fling with this setup, but it is a quirky combo. If you feel like making a big mess and experimenting, I hope you'll give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Glitterz L-3 Nozzlenose! The Glitterz L-3 Nozzlenose from Emberz is a luxurious weapon for those who like the finer things in life—like firing three times at once. Of course, the weapon's glitzy design is part of that luxury selling point, but I'd be remiss not to mention the excellent Splat Bomb and Inkjet loadout. It's superbly balanced. I hope you'll give this set a try if you want to master a fancy but fickle main weapon and make your mark!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Bloblobber! Even if you've never lobbed a blob, it's not against blob law to use the Bloblobber! What's more, each lob fires four blobs—that's an awful lot of lawful blobs! Once your tongue is untied, you can use the Bloblobber to target a single enemy—perhaps your friend Rob—or an entire mob. Truly, it's a versatile weapon for every job. And although they sound out of place here, the Sprinkler sub weapon and Ink Storm special actually complement this set quite nicely. Like butter melting over corn on the cob!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Bloblobber Deco! Love the Bloblobber but not the way it looks? Check out the Bloblobber Deco! It lobs blobs just like a regular Bloblobber but has a fun new look. And did I mention the new loadout? This one comes with the Angle Shooter sub, which can both deal damage directly and reveal tricky hidden enemies. I should also talk about the Kraken Royale special, but really...the ability to transform into a massive killer squid or octo at a moment's notice kind of speaks for itself. I recommend this set for maximum blob lobbing with a dash of mobility and a heaping helping of giant squid!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Tri-Slosher! The Tri-Slosher answers a question that nobody asked, which is..."Please let me fling three giant buckets of ink at the same time." Hey, come to think of it, that's not even a question! Anyway, since the Tri-Slosher offers a broader attack, the inkpower is a bit less than your basic Slosher. But when you've got Toxic Mist to slow enemies down, it's barely even a problem. Add in the Inkjet, and you're packing plenty of power. This is a set for sloshing away with impunity!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Tri-Slosher Nouveau! The Tri-Slosher Nouveau is a special version of the Tri-Slosher that includes an exclusive sticker! And if the sticker isn't selling it, let me tell you about the loadout... First up, you get Fizzy Bombs, enabling you to close the distance between you and opponents quickly. If you've used sloshers before, you already know that close equals splat! And you can amp up the mobility even more with the Tacticooler! Now you're gliding around the map like a manta ray with rocket boosters, and your teammates are getting a boost too. Don't even get me started on the ink coverage. It's also great! So I hope you give this set a try. It can really turn the tide in battle!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Tri-Slosher ASH-N! If the Tri-Slosher is too crude for you, perhaps the Tri-Slosher ASH-N is more your speed. Designed by Barazushi using an ultra-light alloy, it oozes class like only a bucket can. Plus, if you use your Splat Bombs and Splattercolor Screen well, you'll be able to distract opponents and create opportunities to dump that triple bucket of ink on 'em. I recommend this set to anyone who likes to burn the candle at both ends on the battlefield and leave only a blanket of ash behind.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Dread Wringer! I'm pleased to introduce an entirely new slosher...the Dread Wringer! This double-muzzled slosher actually fires—or rather, sloshes—two bursts of ink at once. There's a slight delay before the second burst releases, which gives you an interesting choice. Fire straight ahead and hope for a powerful direct hit, or... Try sweeping the nozzles horizontally to attack or ink a wider area. The choice is yours! Oh, I haven't even gotten to the loadout yet! With both Suction Bombs and the Reefslider special, you have an explosive combination that more than makes up for lower firepower. It may take some getting used to, but if you can master the way of the double slosh, I think you'll find this can be a go-to weapon set that you'll have tons of fun with!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Dread Wringer D! The Dread Wringer D is a limited- edition model of the Dread Wringer from the manufacturer. Trust me— you're not just paying for a fancy logo! What you get for your money is a weapon with all the same stats as the Dread Wringer but a little bit better at supporting your squad. The Wave Breaker special paints a target on enemies' backs. That's when you call in your allies with the Squid Beakon sub to go after them team-handed! If your thing is seeing the big picture and assisting allies as needed, this model plays right into your hands. Give yourself a promotion from grunt to general!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Hornz Dread Wringer! If you're already on Team Dread Wringer, I won't need to sell you on the Hornz Dread Wringer. But I'm going to do it anyway! This rugged weapon was designed by Emberz to really stand out from the pack. And stand out it does with the Curling Bomb sub and Crab Tank special! With that combo, your mobility is off the charts. Slip into an advantageous position, and then shower your foes with ink. And then hit 'em with the ol' Crab Tank when they least expect it. I hope you'll give this set a try and become your team's MVB—Most Valuable Bucket!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Sloshing Machine! The Sloshing Machine is like a washing machine...but for getting everything filthy with ink! Each volley of beautiful, twisting ink hits its target with plenty of power and leaves a sloppy mess everywhere. It's great for covering plenty of turf. Try using Fizzy Bombs to contain the other team's movement while you dial the Sloshing Machine up to the max. The other team will be in a spin cycle before you know it! And don't forget about your Booyah Bombs—another tool in your quest to make a mess-terpiece of the field. By now it should be clear...this set is NOT for neat freaks.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Sloshing Machine Neo! The Sloshing Machine Neo isn't so much an upgrade from the basic Sloshing Machine as a...side-grade. It has the same basic ability to slosh ink all over the place. But it has a new look and a new loadout to play with—including the Point Sensor sub! Throw one down to mark enemy positions, then put 'em in the splat cycle with your main. If you've got stubborn enemy ink stains that just won't come out, that's when it's time to fire up the Trizooka special. I'll put it this way... it's not for delicates! This set is great for players who want to put the other team in a permanent press and see a sparkling clean sweep at the end.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Slosher! The Slosher is one of the most technologically advanced weapons I have had the privilege of demoing. I'm kidding! It's a bucket of ink! But that doesn't mean it can't be absolutely brutal in the right hands. See, slosher-type weapons are perfect for attacking enemies in elevated positions or hiding behind walls. They think they're safe, and then...SPLOOOSH! You can't rapid-fire a bucket, of course, but in conjunction with Splat Bombs, you can stop almost anyone in their tracks. And with the Triple Inkstrike special, you have the ability to blindside the other team before moving in for the splat. This loadout is a bucketload of fun!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Slosher Deco! Slosher users—ever feel like your slosher just isn't as fancy as some of the other weapon types? Well, check out the Slosher Deco! It has cool stickers on it! I joke, but no one will be laughing when you master the Angle Shooter sub and tag all your enemies for easy splatting by your teammates. And if you use the Zipcaster to reach high ground, you can rain down ink all day long like only a slosher main can. Your bucket will runneth over with this set, so be sure to give it a try if you like sloshing!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Explosher! The Explosher main is a reporpoised industrial heater modified to fling piping-hot ink long distances! Its shots explode on contact with walls and the ground, so it's handy for hitting foes who like to hide! And with the Point Sensor sub, you can reveal enemy positions to your allies, or queue 'em up for your own ink bath, courtesy of the Explosher. For super-slippery customers who might be slinking along in their own ink, fire up the Ink Storm and watch 'em scramble as they're revealed. With so many ways to direct the action, I recommend this loadout for all aspiring team captains!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Explosher! The Custom Explosher is built with custom-tooled parts to create a cool new take on the original! It's basically the same Explosher you know and love, but this one comes with the Splash Wall sub to keep enemies at bay in close combat. And if your opponents push the issue, simply retort in the form of a devastating Triple Splashdown! I recommend this set to anyone with a customer-first approach. Go to your "clients" where they live, and deliver the hard sell!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Ballpoint Splatling! Let me introduce you to a very special weapon—this is called the Ballpoint Splatling, and it has a unique dual fire rate! Here's how it works. When you start firing, the barrel spins super fast, spraying everything around you with tons of ink. It's great for covering turf quickly. But once the spin slows a bit, the weapon transforms into a long-range ace! You can target faraway enemies with shocking accuracy. And that's not all! Sorry—I've been watching infomercials. The Ballpoint can be paused midfire to recharge. Not all splatlings can do that! Now, with all of these features, this weapon might take some getting used to, so I recommend taking it for a test run on the firing range before heading straight into battle. In conjunction with Fizzy Bombs and the Inkjet special, this loadout may not be for beginners, but it's a technical wizard's dream come true.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Ballpoint Splatling Nouveau! The Ballpoint Splatling Nouveau offers the same capable performance of the original but with a new look and a new loadout to help you write a different story! Pepper the field with Ink Mines to bookmark your enemies for easy splatting later. And use the Ink Vac special to set up the ultimate plot twist—literally reversing enemy progress and making it easier for your team to move around the map and splat freely! Just remember—even if you fancy yourself a brilliant writer, you could use a coauthor. This set is designed with teamwork in mind, so don't be afraid to collaborate!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Heavy Edit Splatling! The Heavy Edit Splatling boasts the fastest fire rate of any splatling and—despite the name—a surprisingly lightweight feel, allowing you to move quickly and shoot quickly-er. Oh, I wish I could edit what I just said as quickly as this weapon edits enemies out of the picture. No one shot hits particularly hard, but with this fire rate, it hardly matters! And speaking of speed, your Curling Bombs can put you on the glide path to victory, and the Tacticooler special can help you get there even sooner with a speed burst! You don't need to read between the lines here. I'm saying this set is built for one thing—going fast. Why not buckle up and give it a try?

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau! The Heavy Edit Splatling Nouveau has the same specs as the original, but this model offers the user a very different game plan! It comes with the Splat Bomb sub weapon, which is always useful for clearing out foes behind walls or on high perches. For anywhere bombs can't reach, there's the Crab Tank to rain down shots and cannon fire! This set comes with an answer to all kinds of situations. Learn its quirks, and it's your ticket to becoming one of the elite!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Hydra Splatling! The Hydra Splatling is designed to impose extreme pressure on your opponents' turf through superior firepower. However, because the weapon takes so long to charge, it's definitely a liability in close quarters. I recommend using your Autobombs to fend off incoming bogeys—and they can even help reveal far-off opponents who can be splatted from long range! If anyone DOES make it past your defenses, the unwelcome surprises aren't over. This loadout allows you to greet them with a Booyah Bomb! Mi casa is NOT su casa! I recommend this setup for all you homebodies who want to set up camp and never leave—supporting your team through long-range firepower instead!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Hydra Splatling! The Custom Hydra Splatling is a splatling cannon packing all the destructive power of the original! The Ink Mine sub weapon will give you an early warning about any foes rude enough to approach so that you can lay the splat down with your main's rapid fire! If you're struggling with a foe's long- range weapon, use the Splattercolor Screen to cut off their line of sight. That should give your team all the chance you need to break through! I'd recommend this to anyone who wants to maintain a tight defense all the way up to the enemy's front line!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Torrentz Hydra Splatling! Emberz went big with custom decals on the Torrentz Hydra Splatling, so make them proud by going big in battle with this loadout! Now, for all their firepower, splatlings aren't known for turf coverage. But the Sprinkler sub has you covered there! Put that Big Bubbler special to use as well, and you'll be in business. I'd recommend this set to relentless players who want to keep pressuring the other team and look good while they're doing it.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Mini Splatling! Ooo, let me tell you all about the new and improved Mini Splatling. Thanks to a few revisions with the firing mechanism, it charges more quickly than ever! This loadout also comes with Burst Bombs, which are excellent for inking walls, allowing you to get vertical in a hurry when the situation demands it. And speaking of situational strategy, with the Ultra Stamp as your special, you can push the front line at the drop of a splat. Try this set out if you fancy yourself a field general!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Zink Mini Splatling! The Zink Mini Splatling stands out with a fancy new look and an updated suite of complementary weapons, although its performance is identical to the original Mini Splatling. First of all, we now have the Toxic Mist sub weapon to slow enemies down. Slow enemies make for good targets, so you're less likely to "mist" them with the Mini Splatling! Another good strategy with this loadout is to fire up the Big Bubbler and take cover while you're charging. Then you can burst forward, ready to launch an offensive! If you're new to splatlings, this set is user-friendly and ready to rock. Give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Mini Splatling RTL-R! Barazushi has given the Mini Splatling a fierce makeover, and the result is the Mini Splatling RTL-R! It's the same great Mini Splatling performance with a tough new look. If I were headed into battle with this set, I'd call my allies with the Squid Beakon and then use my Trizooka special to open a breach. We'd snake in together and win the day! You do you, but I'd recommend this set to anyone who has similar daydreams about banding together as a team in victory.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Nautilus 47! The Nautilus 47 was the first splatling to allow you to store your charge while swimming in ink! It sounds like a small detail, but let me assure you...it's huge! It means you can charge undetected until you're ready to leap out and splat an unsuspecting opponent. Of course, this state-of-the-art weapon has a few other tricks up its sleeve as well... It can be paused midshot to charge. It has a stabilizer to keep your aim steady while you jump. And it makes an inkredible grilled cheese! Oh, I may have dreamed the last one... Anyway, with the Point Sensor sub and Ink Storm special to help read opponent positions, this loadout can make you feel like you're playing in Cod Mode!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Nautilus 79! The Nautilus 79 functions like the Nautilus 47 but comes with an all-new coat of paint! The Suction Bombs are the rock, and your main weapon is the hard place. I trust you know where to trap your enemies, hmm? Once your Triple Splashdown special is ready, you can even try your hand at making an impact on the front line! With this set's sub and special, plus the ability to store a charge, PLUS the ability to charge while firing, this one weapon gives you a world of opportunities!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Heavy Splatling! The mechanics of the Heavy Splatling are similar to those of a charger, but it's in a weapon class of its own! Hold down to compress your ink, and then release to unleash a monster stream! Now, as you might expect, each charge takes a while to get ready and uses a huge amount of ink, leaving you wide-open while you wait. That's why the Sprinkler is a great sub weapon here. It'll help your turf stay inked and keep a little distance between you and your enemies. The pro move is to fire up your Wave Breaker to expose enemy locations while the Heavy Splatling charges up. Then it's open season from way downtown! With power like this, even enemies with chargers will be jelly!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Heavy Splatling Deco! The Heavy Splatling Deco is simply a Heavy Splatling that's been cosmetically enhanced. That said, it also comes with a new loadout, including the Point Sensor! Fire up that sub to pinpoint a target, and...ba-ba-ba-BOOSH! Lay 'em out with the Heavy Splatling inkpower. Find yourself in a tight spot? That's when it's Kraken Royale time, friend. The only thing an enemy can do in the face of that special is run away. This is a unique loadout that will set you apart on the battlefield. Why not give it a shot?

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Wellstring V! The Wellstring V is named for its wide shot spread—it can send ink in five directions at once! There's no better stringer to apply pressure than this baby. Charged to a certain point, all five shots will go to the same target. A direct hit like that will give your enemy something to cry about! But if you keep charging past that, the ink explosives spread over an even wider area! Covering the entire front line at once is a snap! And the Autobomb sub weapon leaves foes with nowhere to hide. Once they break cover, they're a prime target for your arrows! All of this is meant to happen from the back lines, of course. But if things get really dire, you have the Ultra Stamp to go on the attack! It's a special weapon that wants someone capable of throwing a wrench into enemy plans by mastering the different charge levels. Are YOU that someone?

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Custom Wellstring V! This Custom Wellstring V uses, well, custom parts to pump new life into the Wellstring V! At bottom, it's just like the Wellstring V, but it's built more for team support. The Point Sensor and Wave Breaker are there to reveal your enemy's position. Once you have that, use your main weapon to block their retreat so your team can go all out! This weapon is looking for a good home with someone thoughtful, considerate, and eager to help create opportunities for their teammates.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Tri-Stringer! I am so excited to share this new weapon tech with you. Behold the Tri-Stringer—a stringer-type weapon that fires in three directions at once! Press while standing or running, and the ink will fire horizontally. Press while jumping for a shot that's concentrated vertically. The flexibility is unparalleled! And that's not even the best part. You can hold down to charge a shot! The ink will fly farther AND explode if it hits a wall or the floor. I could go on all day about stringers, but I should mention that the Toxic Mist sub is great for keeping enemies at bay, or at least slowing them down. And for enemies that you can't even reach with a charged shot, you've got the Killer Wail 5.1 with supersonic range at your disposal. I hope you'll give one of the new stringers a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Inkline Tri-Stringer! The Inkline Tri-Stringer is a fresh collab between the makers of the original Tri-Stringer and Inkline. With a new loadout and look, I hope Tri-Stringer fans will check it out! For those on the fence, I've got ideas about how to take advantage of this set's strengths. Try luring enemies with the Sprinkler—a fully charged Tri-Stringer shot will take 'em out! And you have the Super Chump decoy to help you take advantage of the main weapon's ultra-long range and firepower. I think this setup really lets the Inkline Tri-Stringer shine, so give it a fully charged shot!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the Bulbz Tri-Stringer! Good things come in threes, right? They must, because the Bulbz Tri- Stringer shoots three blasts of ink and comes decorated in three bright neon colors, courtesy of Emberz. Paired with the Angle Shooter sub, this set allows you to mark your opponents and nail 'em with a charged shot. And if they escape? The Inkjet is your blueprint for victory. I can strongly recommend this set for anyone whose spirit burns bright and who feels a tad superstitious about the number three.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the REEF-LUX 450! The REEF-LUX 450 is a lighter version of the Tri-Stringer that's a bit more user-friendly for folks who are new to stringer-type weapons. Like most lightweight weapons, it doesn't pack the biggest punch or range—no exploding charged shots here—but it does offer the ability to store a charge! This set comes with Curling Bombs to help you close the gap into enemy turf quickly, letting you take full advantage of the nimble nature of your main weapon. And when you want to make a big impact in a hurry, don't forget about your Tenta Missiles. You can make it rain missiles on opponents out of range of the REEF-LUX. This is a highly mobile loadout that lets you fight with flexibility and still take down powerhouse opponents. I hope you give it a try!

And that's not all! You're also ready for the REEF-LUX 450 Deco! On the surface, the REEF-LUX 450 Deco is what you might expect—a decorated version of the REEF-LUX 450. But with a fresh loadout, it offers new possibilities. For instance, you can now stake out a safe area with the Splash Wall sub, allowing you a window of opportunity to snipe far-off foes with fully charged shots. And when that special gauge is full, don't hesitate to twist the wrist and fire off a Reefslider special. It's a great way to help push the front line forward for your team. I recommend this set for folks who simply love inking turf but also want the option to boldly venture behind enemy lines when the moment is right.

And that's not all! You're also ready for the REEF-LUX 450 MIL-K! Some might say that the REEF-LUX is really more like a "skim Tri- Stringer." Well, with the REEF-LUX 450 MIL-K, Barazushi has delivered the cream of the crop. Paired now with the Torpedo sub, this set is excellent for sniffing out opponent locations and then sopping them up with a charged shot from your main. And if you find yourself in a pinch? You've got Booyah Bombs chilling in the fridge. This set can turn anyone lactose intolerant and will have your enemies raising the white flag!

#woag #thanks sheldon :)

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