we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable
I had a thought, dear, however scary, about that night, the bugs and the dirt. Why were you digging? What did you bury before those hands pulled me from the earth?
I 👆 HAVE SEEN 👁️ WHAT ❓THE DARKNESS 🌑 DOES ✅ SAY 🗣️ GOODBYE 👋 TO WHO❓I WAS 🌿🍂 I AIN’T ❌ NEVER 🙅♀️ BEEN AWAY 🕳️ SO LONG ⏸️ DON’T 🚫 LOOK 👀 BACK ⏮️ THEM DAYS 📆 ARE GONE 💨 FOLLOW 🏃♂️ME 🏃♀️INTO THE ENDLESS 💫 NIGHT 🌌 I CAN 💪 BRING YOUR 🫵 FEARS 😱 TO LIFE 🌱SHOW 📸 ME YOURS 🫴 AND I’LL 👆SHOW 📖 YOU 🤫 MINE 🫳MEET ME 📩 IN 📍THE WOODS 🏕️🏞️🌲🌲TONIGHT ✨🌙 WHOA 🎤🎸💥 OHH 💥OHHHH 💥OHHHHH💥 OHHHH 💥 LA DA 🤪🎤DADA 🤪🎤DADADADADA 🤪🎤
I wondered why green is so associated with hope and then I remembered being 8 and seeing a little plant sprout after a few days of waiting and. Yeah. I get it now.
Lisa Frankenstein will be released on Blu-ray and DVD on April 9 via Universal. The 2024 coming-of-age horror-comedy is currently available on PVOD and will hit Digital on March 29.
Zelda Williams (daughter of Robin Williams) makes her feature directorial debut from a script by Diablo Cody (Jennifer’s Body). Kathryn Newton, Cole Sprouse, Liza Soberano, Henry Eikenberry, Joe Chrest, and Carla Gugino star.
Special features are listed below.
Special features:
Audio commentary by director Zelda Williams
An Electric Connection featurette
Resurrecting the '80s featurette
A Dark Comedy Duo featurette
5 deleted scenes
Gag reel
A coming-of-rage love story about a misunderstood teenager and her high school crush, who happens to be a handsome corpse. After a set of playfully horrific circumstances bring him back to life, the two embark on a murderous journey to find love, happiness… and a few missing body parts along the way.
The whole "You love me? You love me?" interaction where Lisa has to ask twice because she's so used to being unwanted (ouch, same) is cute and all, but at the same time it's like girl. Girl. He literally crawled out of his grave for you Hozier-style. He cried sewage tears when you rejected him. He whacked your stepmother over the head with a sewing machine for threatening you. He chopped off the hand of the guy who assaulted you. He got you off with a vibrator and the next day drove you to your dick appointment despite clearly hating the idea. He killed the guy who scorned you and nearly killed your sister for taking part in hurting you. And you never clocked that he was ass - over - elbows besotted with you? Oh honey.
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