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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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no rizz just eyes like boba pearls and a pathetic aura

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i like to think that (at least at the beginning of their friendship/relationship) nico is extremely nonchalant about 90% of the things he has gone through and will can't do anything about it other than look at him with a mix of surprise, sadness and awe.

he will be asking nico about his thoughts on american pizza as an italian and it will go like "have you ever had chicago style pizza ? :0c" and nico's reply will be "yeah, from the trash when i lived in the street. not really my thing but it might deserve a second chance." will's jaw is on the floor but nico doesn't get why.

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local guy punches people into medical care

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if i was in that pond i wouldve given narcissus the strap from behind while he gazed upon his own reflection

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atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

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rewatch gang made it to It Chapter 2 so here’s an older version of my last Reddie art

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off

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hey listen man, all im saying is that dean said to cas one, bert and ernie are gay, and two, you are not going to die a virgin, and then simply walked off with no further explanation. and cas followed him. and then, one car ride later, cas expressed surprise at dean having brought him to a brothel. that is not what he thought was happening

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i have a friend whomst I will not name in case they don’t want to be asked about this but they have a Very Specific and Terrible power which is, if you take the online BDSM quiz and then just simply mention you have, they can look at you for under ten seconds and just state your top result.

I can’t tell you anything more soul-shattering, any death more instant and devastating, any moment more harrowing to witness than someone saying “yeah i took the BDSM quiz once” only for my friend to no more than glance at them and then announce “brat” and the look in the person’s eyes is that of one who just tipped too far back in their chair

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eddie pacing back and forth in the background

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Arms and Armour (1911) Auguste Demmin

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i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

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Steddie shippers: finally something good for Steve, he’s been through too much and always mistreated!

Also Steddie shippers: let’s put him in a time loop. He has to relive every single time Eddie dies and fall for him in the process, he will go crazy and best part he falls deeper for Eddie who never remembers what happened

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Currently thinking about the people who AREN'T stuck in the time loop and how jarring that must be

Imagine: You wake up to a morning like any other morning and suddenly you don't recognise your friend. Your friend has lived for years - decades, maybe - in worlds that you can't possible understand and it shows. You don't understand. Your friend was fine yesterday.

And even if you find out about the time loops, you have no memory of them. You can plan, but it's probably something your past selves have already tried. You can offer comfort, but you can't tell them anything they haven't heard before. And you can't go with your friend into tomorrow. You're just a ghost.

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i was doing my annual it chapter 2 rewatch and the ‘i don’t write my own material’ moment followed by eddie saying ‘i fucking knew it. i fucking knew it!’ has me thinking about adult eddie kaspbrak watching richie’s stand up shows thinking ‘i have no fucking clue who this guy is but i KNOW he didn’t write this shit. don’t ask me how i know but i know’