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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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days are getting warmer but i am always warm when im with you ! !
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suffering from a condition called remembering too much and loving too much and caring too much and
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Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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Three trout from all the places I’ve called home
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— e.e.cummings
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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright
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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry
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Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly
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