softsillytwsted
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Deuce Spade Hours is All Hours
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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a-deuce + prefect shenanigans
synopsis: they’re best friends, your honor
pairing: ace trappola x prefect!yuu x deuce spade, platonic
genre: comedy, ace and deuce fight all the time but wbk
notes: this is basically a-deuce brainrot but platonic/canon
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- ace and deuce are definitely the type to argue even from two different sides of the room
- one day deuce gets sick of him and just. summons his cauldron to hit ace but the boy somehow deflects it
- but it ends up hitting the prefect instead
- and there’s just
- a tense silence
- until ace is in the floor with bruised shins and deuce is narrowly dodging chairs flying at his direction
- crewel just packs his stuff and leaves the classroom without a word
- they had one (1) sleepover unsupervised before crowley sent trey to start checking on them every few hours
- why, you may ask?
- deuce didn’t know that aluminium foil couldn’t go into the microwave
- ace, being the little shit he is, was the only one there to watch him but surely it couldn’t go that bad right?
- wrong
- yuu and grim came home after bargaining with sam for more pillows and blankets to a crispy microwave-burnt dinner and ace and deuce arguing over whether or not they should use burn cream or ice cubes for their burns
- all three of them are banned from every chicken farm in twisted wonderland for obvious reasons
- they once bribed grim with a month’s worth of tuna cans to have a magicam photoshoot like the ones you see with people’s cats on social media
- everyone who hangs out with them have riddle on speed dial because something. always. goes. wrong.
- their closets are also always mixed up
- deuce and ace once got into an argument over whether or not the latter took his pink leopard print boxers
- ace: IT’S FUCKING UGLY WHY WOULD I TAKE IT
- deuce: TAKE THAT BACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT I GOT IT IN A SET FROM MY MOM
- grim: so are you going to tell them you have it?
- prefect: no. this is payback for the time ace ruined my white sweatshirt.
- THEY’RE ALWAYS GETTING INTO DETENTION OH MY GOD
- but for (questionably) good reasons.
- deuce once got detention for beating up someone who made fun of yuu. and because there weren’t any witnesses he didn’t have any proof to back it up (fortunately the bully got detention too)
- then ace and yuu.... bless their souls.... they purposely get detention too
- deuce: tf are you doing here
- ace/yuu: keeping you company
- the teachers are done with them at this point
- crowley: why is it that every time something happens, you three are involved?
- yuu is so, so tired of them
- but as the only braincell in the trio, they can’t just leave them by themselves (secretly loves them but wbk)
- sleepovers!!! are!!!! a!! must!!!!
- high-stake card games where you bet money. or literally anything in general. are banned because ace is just too good and grim doesn’t know when to give up
- always argue over who sleeps in the bed (“it’s my bed, you assholes.”) but all of them end up sleeping on the floor instead
- some people question the nature of their friendship but honestly. just go to ramshackle in the morning and look at them all tangled up together.
- they’re just-
- they’re best friends, your honour!!! no matter what!!!!
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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adeuce sketches
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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deuce everytime the gang encounters an inconvenience
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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100 days on TWST!
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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Berets.................
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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practicing csp !!! 
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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sportswear but its heartslabyul
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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Rkgk I just think Deuce looks cool using void magic
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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A Joyous Occasion
A mysterious wish materializes in the wishing well. Shall we take a look?
The wish says: when Deuce is working his way up to his dream job. 
content: fluffy with a side of romantic undertones!
take heed: I did a little research on this before writing. Please let me know if I did something wrong on this!
magician’s note: enjoy!
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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im very late and u dont have to respond to this but thank you for your mischaracterization post! im not a fic writer or anything but sometimes reading those character analysis posts i get anxious🥴like "am i imagining them incorrectly bc i think leona has a soft side?" for example lol. i agreed with what u said🥰
Hey np! I didn’t know how my post was gonna go at first, but I’m really glad it helped people. To tell you the truth, I also feel that way too. I have a few WIPs and I would find myself wondering if the character I’m writing about is in character or not. But at the end of the day, we’re here because we love the characters and the fandom and I think that’s the most important thing. 
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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winku
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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Literally me trying so hard to keep Ace as my oshi
and now look where i am
I’m glad you love our pure egg boy ❤️
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You know WHAT??? i love deuce spade.
i literally have been holding these feelings too long and its time i reveal how much i love him. i jus. I JUS... hes so good 🥺 i love him for being the best person he could. hes doing so well forgetting his past and im so just genuinely proud of him. he is a caring no braincell babe. i just... lemme cuddle him please.
like the picture above, HE SSO CUTE???? FOR WGAT?,, EXUCSE ME SIR U DIDNT GAVE TO POUT LIKE THAT YOU CUTE ASS. everything he does makes me so happy and soft i just cant get over the fact that hes like. SO 💕💞💘💞
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THIS ONE THIS ONE . THE DROOL THATS SOFNFUCKIGB CUTESOCUTECOSCYTE... hes such a hardworker in general and lileoekeiekei
when he gets inspired by the older groups and just sets himself to be stronger and has goals makes me UEEEEEEE .
i was listening to blue hour by txt and i can only think of DEUCE UEEE UE EUEE.
im so sorry azul and vil i love u two so bad like SO BAD but deuce man, getting a lil personal but hes been my comfort for the past week bc its been a hard week , still continuing. and he just makes me happy and smile and ueueueueu.
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i lov u so much... and you should send me ,, deuce requests yea ❤️
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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Twisted Cure?
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Haha, yeah 😌
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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May I request a scenario about Ace and Deuce liking the same person (fem pronoun)? Thank u!
Ask and yee shall recieve~ 
You started noticing their behavior was a little more...well more over time. The two of them were always joined at the hip when you were around, neither one wanting to leave you alone with the other. Sometimes you would catch them having an argument in hushed whispers but they would quickly stop when they saw you enter the room. 
“Ok, just what is going on with you two?” You finally ask one day after such an incident. It wasn’t like them. They weren’t this hoveringly attentive before. They weren’t this secretive before. Just what was going on? 
“It’s nothing,” Ace would lie smoothly while Deuce just looked away like a guilty child. Honestly, they should know better by now than to try and lie to you. 
“That’s nice, now tell me the truth,” you demanded with crossed arms. The two finally looked at each other in defeat before finally turning to you. 
“We like you,” they said in unison and you cocked your head to the side in confusion. 
“I like you too?” You noted in a confused manner. The three of you were friends why was this news? 
“No like, like-like you,” Deuce noted with a blush creeping over his face. 
“What are you five?” Ace teased him only to get elbowed in the arm. “Ow, what he means to say is we both want to go out with you.” 
Eh? 
Your face heated up as you realized the weight of what they had just said. Neither one of them looked at you. Both too embarrassed by a forced confession. 
“We had agreed not to pursue it because we didn’t want you to have to choose,” Deuce noted. “But this guy just kept trying to be alone with you anyway.” 
“Oh like your one to talk Mr.Let-me-hold-your-bags-for-you,” Ace fired back at him. You giggled then as the two of them began bickering before kissing both their cheeks effectively shutting them up. 
“You two are such dorks!” 
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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Deuce in One Piece part two
“He’s like Grim but human,” Ace said, turning back to the kid following them through the forest. Deuce had noticed that the Ace of this world was very good at leaping over logs, sensing where the safetest places to step were and avoiding the slippery moss covered stones with ease. He was quick and nimble and used to surviving in the wild.
“I’ve got good genes,” Ace had told him, “one that had conquered the Grand Line.”
“What does that mean?” Deuce asked, as it sounded very important.
“Haven’t you heard of the Pirate King? I’m supposed to be his son.” Ace’s voice sounded forcefully casual.
“Uh, okay.” Deuce nodded with the gravity the moment deserved.
Ace laughed in disbelief. “How can you not know of Gold Roger? Were you living under a rock, idiot?”
“You’re the idiot,” Deuce muttered, then slapped the back of Ace’s head to make a point.
Ace slapped him back, which started their daily set of silent slapping, only interrupted by the sound of a frightened child’s scream.
“Come on, the brat has gone and made himself a target.” They turned back and chucked some twigs at the chasing beast, aiming with whatever more they could throw at it until it’s attention turned to them.
“By the way, are you ever going back to your cushy castle?” Ace asked him as they climbed up a tree.
“Nah,” Deuce replied. That family would do better without him, and so would he.
“Then you can be my crewmate. Gramps wants me to become a marine, but I’m going to be a pirate, as soon as I’m old enough to sail a proper ship.”
A marine sounded respectable, why didn’t Ace want to become a marine? He was about to ask that, but what he said instead he considered far more important:
“Bags being the captain.”
It wasn’t just Ace that reacted to that, “No way you could be the captain!” “No! I’m going to be the captain!”
The two looked down at the bouncing boy beneath them. Luffy waved up at them with his eyes shining with excitement.
“You guys will be my first crew! It’s going to be amazing!”
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Several years later, Ace and Deuce was ready to leave the island on a tiny boat they had bought from the local fisherman. Luffy was done with his sulking, and had come to them full of his own plans to sail the seas in a couple of years time.
“This is the beginning of the Heart pirates,” Ace had announced to which Makino tilted her head to the side in bemusement.
“Oh dear, I’m afraid that name is already taken, Ace-kun,” she said as she handed them a wanted poster.
“...Captain of the Heart pirates, Riddle Rosehearts? Dorm head?”
“Well, we better go greet him, or else we’ll have our heads chopped off,”
And thus was decided the first destination for two man crew who named themselves the Spade pirates.
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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Fuck em up Deucey
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softsillytwsted · 5 years ago
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Estos uniformes tienen demasiados detalles– Pero apoco no se ven bonitos:D Hasta yo quiero usar el uniforme de Heartslabyul jsjsjs
Estos en realidad son redraws, pero los originales me quedaron super feos como para publicarlos—
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