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That's surprisingly motivational

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sign me up

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*checks my email at the club*

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when you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about on an exam so you just make your nonsense Fancy

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two law school moods

a) i mean, dumber people have done this

b) i AM the dumbest person that has ever tried to do this 

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I’m the kind of person that will restart a song because i got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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I would gladly give my ribs to rbg

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[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

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Has anyone tried the tea? The tea is exceptionally good today

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how good are you at avoiding your responsibilities on a scale of 1 to horace slughorn turning himself into an armchair and faking his own death

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“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

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Same

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mood.

in retrospect, yikes

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At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you