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*pops out of my grave* hi guys... can I show you my pajama buddies. the. story premise is they're little critters made of old pjs and blankets who spend the night fighting off bad dreams. and they are my little guys. now they are plushies...

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on

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Dean Winchester the Autism Advocate!!!!

Autistic reader and suggestions of autistic Dean.

Mentions of ARFID which is technically an eating disorder. It has nothing to do with physical appearance, it’s an inability to eat most foods because of taste, texture, smell, and appearance. This fic does talk about troubles with eating so be warned.

SFW, fluff

Dean would be so understanding about your autism to the point where he wouldn’t fuck around. If you have ARFID or sensitivities, he’d be your number one advocate. Personally, Dean HATED lettuce unless it was on a burger. He’d sooner starve than eat a salad. He would make sure restaurants got your order right and always checked the food before he gave it to you. He had methods for guaranteeing you a perfect dinner.

“See, my friend over there is deathly allergic to tomatoes. So when I say no tomato, I’m not telling you to take it off AFTER you make it. Hear me? No tomato is to touch that sandwich. Ever. And we’ll know if even a drop of juice hits the bread ‘cause that kid will be gasping for air.” He said to the man taking orders from the bar. The man noted it down and promised a tomato-free dinner, courtesy of cleaning the blades that touched tomatoes. It didn’t matter if your supposed allergy was a bold faced lie or not, he was making sure you were going to eat a safe dinner.

If there was a mistake with your food, Dean was usually patient… unless he was drunk in a bar. There had been a couple times were he snapped at the waiters.

“What the hell is this?” He scowled after peeling back the sandwich bread. You and Sam looked over to see. “There’s tomato on this.” He clenched his jaw and looked up at the waiter. “You trying to kill my bud?? I asked for no tomatoes.” You inwardly cringed, noticing the several empty beer bottles on the table. The poor waiter was quick to apologize and bring the correct order out.

“I don’t know how you talk back to waiters like that.” You said in disbelief. You were a bit embarrassed to be honest.

“They should know if the order is fucked up before I do.” He said with raised eyebrows, pointing a calloused finger at you. “You deserve good food. If I could cook, I would make sure you got only the best.” His head swayed a little and his hand sunk down to a beer. It seemed like he was being sincere. It was too bad he could never not burn a pancake. “If someone sat a bowl of lettuce in front of me and forced me to eat it,” Dean sipped his beer, “I would shit on their pillow.”

“Dean!” Sam scolded

“What?” He shrugged. “I would.” You smiled and Sam rolled his eyes.

In his backpack, he always kept a couple safe snacks for you. Sometimes you couldn’t get food down and you had to wait for your body to cooperate. Hours later, you would feel your blood sugar crashing. Being executive-function-challenged, you felt like you were getting tired in the middle of the day for no reason. Dean would throw you a small treat and wink at you.

“You got it?” He asked.

“Yeah, thanks.” You smiled. Magically, you would feel better after you ate. It’s crazy how taking care of your body helps it run better! Who would have thought. There were always a couple snacks in Sam’s bags too. Dean was usually the one to put them there. Not that Sam minded. Dean responded better to your needs, but he wasn’t always around to help. His younger brother was eager to step in. Dean would speedrun telling Sam exactly what you needed before he left. Of course, that was only when you were in a vulnerable position.

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compilation

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Owning every stuffed animal ever isn’t practical but i wish it was

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fuddlewuddle jellycats ? x3

Let’s go with a handful of these cuties!

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just passed a guy in the store wearing a shirt that said "I hate being sexy but I'm a chubby bearded man so I can't help it". hell yeah brother

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on being yourself

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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i wish u could hold out ur hand to pigeons and they’d come sniff it like cats would & they’d go ooo rooo rorooo oo and let u pet them. alas bird flu

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:

Yes, it's an ableist slur.

Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.

Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.

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Made this for a charity zine a while back! Little infographic about my favorite fish: the oarfish!

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By popular demand coelacanth will be available to purchase separately!

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