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guys i just found this out but if you ever really want to make friends with a cool person something that really helps is going up and talking to them! crazy how that works!
#doing exposure therapy on myself every day until i get it through my head that people actually aren’t as intimidating as they seem#about me
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no because im still feeling absolutely delirious about all the little ways they protect each other like :((( phil trying to make sure dan won’t be stressed out… dan making the phone calls and handling the confrontation… i want to be there so you don’t have to be brave… whatever
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DONT EVEN JOKE AS SOON AS PHIL SAID THE WORDS WALK ON EGGSHELLS I WAS LIKE OH PEOPLE ARE GONNA RUN WITH THAT -diphowell
it’s really interesting how unhinged the phandom can get by the ~5th day of a 7-day-long gap between uploads. some of that restlessness manifests in funny photoshop creations and sometimes it manifests in people micro-analyzing a throwaway sentence. and then another upload hits and the cycle continues
#can i really blame them though? we’re all parasocial about something 🚬#dan and phil#ask#diphowell#also your main blog url is very sexy. don’t give it up for anything
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#in a week from now there’ll be discourse on phan twitter about this being indicative of a toxic relationship just watch#dan and phil
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also we swept right past “he moaned like a femboy”
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don't call it a sexy lapdance.
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i wonder if they played mermaids together…..
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we need to get off the sea.
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lowkey impressive that dan and phil can tell a whole 25 minute story about their vomit-diarrhea couple’s vacation disaster without ever outright saying vomit, diarrhea, or couple’s vacation
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#that construction guy clocked him immediatelyyyy#dan and phil#like yes dan might be a woman but she’s not a wife. i refuse to elaborate
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desperately want to fall in love with a girl this summer but also it’s so like a man to try to lock a girl down like that. what gives me the right
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the phodcast is coming…. i feel it in my bones
#im begginggg i need more falling asleep listening material#dan and phil#never forget how absolutely intimate the ii directors commentary was
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the freckles, mullet, gay little earring, and tan are doing something to me i need her so bad
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Dan replied to these tweets!
19 May 2025
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happy sk8er boi month btw everyone pretend i am posting this on may 1 instead of being waylaid by thesis for nearly 3 weeks ^_^
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