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how exactly is this soda solidified? like is it frozen or made into a jelly of sorts? i need details

details? details? are you talking about details like what richard scarry ate for breakfast on his 12th birthday? details like how many planets in our solar system are silly little girls? details like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop? details like the name of the critter who makes the neverending hum inside my head? details like whether there are more or less threads in this sweater than cells in a little mole? well the one detail to all these possibilities i'm giving you is: diamond

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presenting: the world’s second largest invisible picture collection starring SOLID SODA

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tally hall WISHES they could make ass music, let alone penis music

they could NEVER <3 solid soda on the other hand.......

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wonky rockers in the house tonight

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solid soda? more like silly soda. carbonated drinks that make you turst into bears

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diversity win! your hypothetical band is trans

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who is everyone and what are all your pronouns and everything?

arthur, @actualtoad, cardinal tie, uses he/him lina, @linabeanart, tangerine tie, uses ey/em & they/them soapy, @paranormal-supernova, pink tie, uses it/its + others june, @canolatie, canola tie, uses he/she/it only loolin, @nobody-knose, viridian tie, uses any pronouns other than he/she and milo, @magicalkidsayu, the honorary cyan tie, uses he/they/it + others

as for who we are- stick around and find out! (or check out our individual blogs)

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i’ve made something. I hope y'all like it!

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[image description: five cans of soda, drawn in m s paint, in the solid soda colors of tangerine, cardinal, viridian, canola, and pink from left to right. on each can is a letter,  and between each can is other letters in colors making a color gradient between the cans. they spell out “solid soda”. end image description].

before the night meets its end i though i’d show off this lovely bit of asymmetrical, wonkily colored, minimalistic solid soda art i made w/ my mouse in mspaint because this is something i do now and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

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found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

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you guys have the vibes of like. american bears in trees

maybe bears in trees have the british vibes of us. have you ever considered that /lh

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good afternoon to harmonica players who are most definitely secret magical kids, animatronic enthusiasts who have on-point aesthetics, superior red ties with a wide array of talents, guitarists with funky hair & questionable morality, lesbian bassists who are obnoxiously prone to dying, & vaguely humanoid clouds of fog

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the girls are fightingggggggg

yknow what, screw you *liquidizes your licorice*

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so true bestie

wait. besties. besties

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you guys are getting more low effort solsa content my deepest apologies

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i already said this BUT ss/lackadaisy collab when. lets have a tally hall/cojum dip thing going

yeah i’ll say that sounds like a good concept, i agree (loolin) but we’d prefer it if you called the band solsa/sosa/any other silly lil acronym instead of ss because that’s got nazi connotations