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Them: I love fallout 3 companions

The fallout 3 companions:



(Also make Butch’s skin lighter for some reason)

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Teldryn Sero(TES:V)

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DOCTOR BOROUS

"-You may know me as the Head Chief First Researcher of Labs Z-9 and Z-14. There, I fought valiantly to preserve rattlesnake DNA, and put it right where it belongs, in the husk of another feared predator.-“

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I need to kiss the Master’s eyeball tentacle

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i really like fallout because, unlike a lot of media that uses retrofuturism as just a cool aesthetic, fallout’s obsession with 1950s americana actually means something. it’s not just chrome fins and googie diners, it’s weaponized optimism. it’s that sickly-sweet propaganda sheen slathered over nuclear terror, where smiling mascots tell you to duck and cover while the government quietly preps for the end of the world. it’s about a country that believed so hard in its own greatness it signed its death warrant in cursive.

fallout takes that warped, post-war idealism, the “gee whiz!” charm of suburbia on lithium. and drags it through the dirt, showing us what happens after all the white picket fences melt into radioactive slag. in a world shaped by that specific brand of McCarthyist exceptionalism, the future isn’t flying cars and robot butlers, it’s a dinky holotape of your last moments before the bombs hit, looping forever. like vault 11, the one where the final recording plays after everyone’s already dead, revealing the whole “sacrifice one person every year or everyone dies” mandate was a lie. a loyalty test. a sick joke. and the vault passed, right before it failed, because paranoia and desperation had already eaten them alive.

that’s fallout. not just the end of the world, but the punchline that comes after the moral.

and honestly? that hits way harder than any sleek utopia. because fallout remembers: beneath all that pastel patriotism and canned laughter, something was always rotting.

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DOCTOR DALA

"Why, my little bear of teddyness, I am Doctor Dala, First Head Chief Researcher of mineralogy and medicinal sciences. I have 211 doctorates in both applied sciences and techniques to apply those sciences. I also possess a degree in Curiosity and Advanced Curiosity."

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I want him in a way that's diabolical to feminism.

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They were my first ship before I even knew what a ship was-

The alien/predator franchise needs to give us a human and Yautja duo again. Trust.

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It's not growing anytime soon bro

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how it feels to dream about getting plowed by one of your fictional significant others

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refugees in darktown know-- to find the healer, look for the lit lantern.

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"ew! you know he's old enough to be your grandpa, right?!" lol. lmao. anyways let's hope he's hit menopause already cause if not he's gonna be in for a shock about 9 months from now

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The only reason Blackwall doesn’t look like this in game is because if he did look like this no one would want to sleep with egg man or the catholic cop

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I can't believe I woke up to Trick Weekes having talked about Solas' kinks in a twitch stream

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The rotunda where Solas lives(?) is 100% getting trashed when he leaves.

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national holiday

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more domestic bliss solas