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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

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i love it when people are in their thirties that's so sexy of you

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Ilu :)

ILYT!!!!!! ❣️❣️🐛

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my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight

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NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

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every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

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May I introduce you to my favourite Calvin and Hobbes strip which only got funnier when I got hearing aids.

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TIL The chances of us eating even one spider in our sleep throughout our lifetime is close to 0%

via reddit.com

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orangesnackcake

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So many Americans online don’t realize: We in Southeast Asia interact with working-class Americans far more than the rich ones. Why? Because our region is where poorer Americans actually come to work low-wage resort jobs, teach English, or retire on Social Security checks that don’t stretch at home. The ‘ugly American’ tourists? The military guys? The sexpats? Not exactly the 1% yacht crowd. But keep pretending your working class has no global footprint.

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who want me

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I do consider Wolverine's interactions with Jean and Scott in the first X-Men movie to be sort of an inverse unicorn hunter scenario. sometimes the unicorn hunts you. aggressively.

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"