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I'm sorry O haven't really been posting any actual snk stuff in a while, but would anyone be interested in a zombie thread?

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amazing character concept! cant wait to read more threads and ideas! keep up the great job on your Erwin!

Thank you so much! I haven't had a thread on here in forever but I would absolutely love to have more soon!

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sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

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Secrets of the Signs

Aries: Can’t handle fighting and losing people. They act like they’re happy to let people go, but in reality they regret fighting and want those people back, they hate loosing people that mean something to them.

Taurus: Is afraid that no one actually wants them around, and that they’re easily forgotten about to the people who mean the most to them, is constantly wondering if they mean anything to anyone.

Gemini: They try so hard to fit in and be friends with everyone they change who they are themselves, but would rather change than be alone, because being alone is extremely scary to them.

Cancer: Tries to act happy all the time. They feel like if they let others see them upset, they’re disappointing them. Needs to make sure everyone around them doesn’t worry about them, no matter what the cost.

Leo: Believes they are unlovable and that everything that goes wrong is their fault. They try to act tough and like they don’t care, but deep inside, they are probably the most sensitive person you will ever Meet.

Virgo: Has trouble handling life. They may seem like they have everything under control and in order, but in reality they have trouble making it every hour of the day. It’s hard for them to stay positive.

Libra: Can’t be without a lover because they need to invest time in others so they don’t have to focus on themselves. Hates having to deal with their own problems so they hide them and pretend everything is fine.

Scorpio: Is scared of getting close to people. They love being trusted by others but have a hard time trusting others. Are afraid one day this will push everyone away but they don’t know how to fix it.

Sagittarius: Wants only love and to be loved. When they aren’t with someone, they start to feel hopeless and like they aren’t good enough for anyone.

Capricorn: Invests themselves in trying to get to the top, so they tend to not have deep connections with anyone. They’re afraid because of this that they’ll be alone forever.

Aquarius: Doesn’t feel emotions like they think they should. They get into relationships and don’t feel anything for awhile, and because of this they believe there’s something wrong with them and hate themselves for it. Pisces: Actually has no idea what they’re doing in life and day dreams to make themselves feel better. Is lost and confused but acts like they have everything under control and hates asking for help.

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reblog this post and I’ll will make a little gore doodle based on your blog. make sure to have your submit open please

if you don’t want it to be gore, tag it as “non-gore”

i’ll leave this post up for maybe the rest of my school day or something, then it will be deleted because I don’t want to have too many.

thanks :>

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"Oh, alright." The blonde replied, looking to the bustling cafe. It probably would be better to be somewhere more quiet. "I'm just a few blocks away."

Erwin lead them both quickly to his apartment not even three blocks away from the small niche of stores. How he had not discovered this place before was beyond him, but nonetheless he had and was about to delve into a whole new world.

The policeman dug through his pockets for the key to his apartment, unlocking the door and stepping inside to allow Eren in.

"Go ahead and set the drinks on the coffee table and get comfy." He invited, placing the scones down into the coffee table before plopping down onto the plush couch behind it.

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As busy as they were, it didn’t take long for the drinks to be ready. Eren quickly slipped in the potion in both drinks while getting some lids for the open cups. Just before slipping them on he added a little sprinkle of cinnamon to the top of the whip cream.

No one in the cafe seemed to have noticed anything as Eren picked up the steaming drinks to join Erwin. Really he shouldn’t even be drinking anything this warm since he was already nearly seating to begin with (even with the AC) but it would have been much harder to mix in the potion if they had’ve gotten frozen drinks. 

The witch spotted a blond head above the crowd and slipped around the other customers with practised ease. He was about to call out to his date when Eren finally realized that the man he had just found was not Erwin.

“Hey Jaeger, fancy seeing you here. You by yourself?” Reiner asked with a friendly smile.

“A-ah no, I actually came with someone else.” Eren replied quickly, eyes darting around nervously as he tried to spot Erwin among the constant flow of human traffic.

Ah, there he was. Seems he couldn’t find a seat after all.

“I would stick around but I can’t keep him waiting. Say hello to Bert and Annie for me.” Eren smiled before rushing off to get the two of them out of the building before he did something he regretted.

“Erwin! Let’s go outside, okay? Too many people in here. In fact, why don’t we go eat at your place?”

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YES I AGREE TO THIS.

your story anon makes me so happy bc I love hearing about other people's ocs and I've got a mute clone oc too and it's just really cool to see what someone else has done with the idea

YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE YOUR OCs MEET :D

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You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

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Like for a starter or send an ask if you want something specific

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THE YAOI TAG ON OMEGLE IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING

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Tfw you actually decide to put makeup on before school and not being able to find your motherfucking eyeliner triggers an anxiety attack.

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"Can't say I disagree with you." Erwin flirted in return, gently bumping the smaller man's hip with his own.

When they arrived to the coffee shop, the blonde just had to take in the warm atmosphere of the local store, the smell of fresh brewed coffee and old books lingering in the air as they walked in. He didn't protest when Eren ordered for him, figuring he knew what was best to get around. Straining to hear the brunette, he happily took the plate of scones.

"Yeah, you're probably right." The older man laughed, "Don't take too long, or else so might think you're up to something."

Erwin gave Eren a wink as he walked off to find them a spot to sit, hoping to remain in the air conditioned paradise rather than sit outside in the sweltering heat.

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“I think a day of preparations would be best. Despite my thoughts of Hanji teaching you, I would still like to go over what she’s teaching. Besides, you just found out that you have a ridiculous amount of magic in you, don’t you want to celebrate? That’s what young people do, right Eren?” Levi asked, glancing over at the apprentice.

“Don’t say things like that! It makes you sound ancient.” Eren then turned to Erwin, tugging on his arm to lead him up the stairs. “They’ll finish up down here. Let’s go have some fun.”

“Don’t lay too much on the poor man, he needs to be able to function tomorrow.” Levi called out.

“I’ll be sure to include you later when you’re finished.” Eren grinned. “Ignore him. We’re just going out to celebrate. There’s a little cafe down the street that serves the best pumpkin spice lattes all year ‘round!”

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today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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Imagine if Dudley did have a magical child though.

He and Harry haven’t spoken since ‘I don’t think you’re a waste of space’ and he’s matured enough to realise his parents were not good to Harry, especially since the birth of his own little girls because God forbid anything happened to him and they were treated like Harry was.

On Daisy Dursley’s eleventh birthday theres a knock on the door and his wife, Anita, just stares and he feels his stomach drop because the stern lady on the doorstep is wearing a cloak and pointed hat.

They listen to the woman - Professor McGonagall - explain and Anita is surprised but receptive, Daisy is excited and Dudley is terrified of what this means.

It’s a surprise to his wife and little girl when at the end of her explanation, while Daisy’s flicking through a book with moving pictures and Anita peers over her shoulder, Dudley blurts out ‘it’s safe now then? Your world?’

Professor Mcgonagall gives a wry smile and assures him that the magical world is indeed safe. It dawns on him that she was expecting this, that she’d perhaps researched him and was aware of his relation to Harry.

He then admits to Anita and Daisy that his cousin is a wizard, before turning to the Professor and asking if she by chance knows a Harry Potter. Looking amused, professor Mcgonagall acknowledges that she does.

’D'you know where he lives?’

That does surprise her a bit, and she tells him that yes, she knows and that though Daisy’s acceptance into the school has been confidential up until this point, Harry would likely not mind a visitor if he wanted a word.

Daisy begs to come along and he relents eventually, bringing Anita and their youngest, Poppy, along.

All four of them stand on the doorstep of a modest house that Dudley would call nice if there weren’t squat little creatures snickering and running around the front garden.

The door is opened by a slouching boy with turquoise hair who arches a purple eyebrow at them. He yells over his shoulder for someone named Ginny and steps back to let them in, and, when he notices Daisy staring at his hair, he smirks and a second later it’s bubblegum pink.

Daisy squeals in delight and Dudley is still trying to get his head around that when young girl and boy around Daisy’s age with bright red hair and thick brown curls respectively, hurtle down the corridor.

‘Teddy you promised you’d practice the sloth grip roll with us!’ The girl yells in an accusatory tone.

A woman with hair the same shade of flaming red as the little girl appears with what Dudley recognises as a wand in her hand as the boy with blue hair flashes a grin at them before chasing the two younger children outside to a shout of ‘No higher than the treetops Teddy!’

Harry is much like Dudley remembers him, lanky with a pointed face, straight nose and mess of untameable black hair. It’s awkward, but, apparently forewarned, Harry greets him pleasantly and introduces his wife before Ginny goes outside to reign in a gaggle of children he assumes aren’t all Harry’s.

A woman with thick, bushy hair pulled into a messy bun with a wand stuck in it smiles and makes an effort to talk to Anita. She’s not too strange, he thinks, and reassures them that her parents were just as baffled when they found out she was a witch.

‘Why don’t you take Daisy outside to see the broomsticks, Al?’ Harry suggests to Daisy’s obvious delight and Dudley swears Harry’s trying not to laugh.

By the end of the visit Dudley is more informed about the wizarding world than he ever thought he would or wanted to be. Daisy, with a bruise on her forehead and scraped knees, because despite both his and Harry’s warning she hadn’t been able to resist trying to fly, is bouncing off the walls because ‘daddy how could you not tell us?!’

They visit Harry’s a lot over summer and Daisy befriends Lily Luna Potter and Hugo Weasley. Dudley doesn’t feel up to the trip to Diagon Alley but regrets his decision to not go when Daisy comes back with two owls, ‘uncle Harry bought the second one for me! So you can write without having to wait for me to send my owl!’

Petunia Dursley faints when she finds out, and Vernon spends a good half hour cursing and brandishing things aimlessly before retreating to his shed.

Dudley being introduced to what he calls ‘all those bloody gingers’ some of whom are only just on the right side of civil to him (one cheerfully introduces himself as someone who once visited his childhood home in a flying car and asks if he’s going to need to do the same for Daisy or will she be allowed to attend without punishment).

Daisy is shocked to find out Harry’s famous, and finds out as much as she can about him during her first term, which she relays to an increasingly guilty feeling Dudley, who’s gradually coming around to the idea.

It’s not as bad as his parents made out it was. He’s learned to understand Daisy’s ramblings about her subjects and spells and is proud of her achievements at school. He’s met a handful of witches and wizards through Harry and the world that he’s always been told is terrible doesn’t seem too bad anymore, after all, how could it with his little girl in it? He is prepared come excitable little Poppy’s eleventh birthday, for her to join her sister at Hogwarts instead of standing jealously on the platform as she leaves.

Poppy Dursley never gets a letter.

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Oh Death, Jen Titus