ALESSI KETTLES
ALESSI KETTLES
ALESSI KETTLES
I have such a love-hate relationship with Alessi Kettles. On one hand, whenever I look for Lessi content, Iāll just get spammed with these, but at the same timeā¦ Alessi Kettle š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ DHDHK
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Do you have any Alessi headcanons for someone desperate ?š«£ Too shy to come off anon to ask ..
uHHHHHHHH MAYHAps :) Thank you for the ask! Iāve been dying to write for awhile :) !
I legit donāt know what I have and havenāt posted yet since I havenāt been on tumblr for a hot minute but uhhh uhhhhhhhh. Thereās lore-dumps near the top, but it gets better near the end I promise
Obligatory song for my headcanon posts. Thereās no specific reason for this song, itās just a banger, and Iām also trying to be very normal about Walid Toufic and not put his music for every single Alessi post
Alessiās of Lebanese-Armenian descent, but extremely estranged from his Armenian roots due to internal family issues ā mostly his father facing scorn from his intolerant side of the family for marrying an Armenian woman. Despite this, Alessi was very close with his mother and, even as a grown man, regrets not learning more from her. Of course, heās never going to admit this, no matter how obvious it may be that he tries to pick up parts of the Armenian language and cultureĀ
Alessi was born in Beirut, Lebanon in 1951, but was eventually forced out due to a civil war in 1975. Though, what gave him the final push to leave was a falling out with his siblings. With both their parents gone, his sister going off to a loveless marriage, and his brother wanting to join the war effort, Alessi loses control of Sethan during a confrontation and turns them into children. This ends up as a strange, happy accident as he would try keeping up the charade for a few days, exploiting their memory being reverted to fake a āhappy familyā in an effort to keep the last remnants of his old life from slipping awayĀ
Things end horribly for Alessi as his siblings eventually find out and oust him from the home they all grew up in. With nothing left for him, he leaves and dedicates himself to mercenary work throughout the Middle East and Northern Africa to keep himself afloat
With fourteen years under his belt by SDC, Alessiās considered one of the best in the region. And since heās well-traveled, heās proficient in a majority of the Arabic dialects, so nine times out of ten, nothing got past him in Dioās mansion regardless of where the other assassins were from
The joke is that most Arabs donāt understand North Africans, but everyone can understand Egyptians, so whenever Alessi wants to phase out of a conversation, heāll slowly change to to a dialect thatās āfurther outā and difficult to understand despite Levantine being his first
Since French is a secondary language in Lebanon, much more prevalent during Alessiās time in schooling, and especially North Africa for mercenary work. He knows enough to get around like the basics, but canāt read or write for shit. His little brother was easily more fluent than him, so he has a weird sort of resentment yet fondness for the language. Whatever French he knew definitely came back when he was chasing around Polnareff in the Sethan arc
Very, very curly hair, but he doesnāt take care of it. Back as a kid, when he had his mom, she would help him and he was basically a puff-ball, but as an adult, he doesnāt have the slightest clue on how to style it while also maintaining his hair. If you catch him when he just wakes up, or immediately after a shower, itās seemingly perfect but then heāll proceed to douse himself in a can of hairsprayĀ
The gun he uses in SDC isnāt his, itās his late brotherās. But going into that right now on why and how he even got it should be itās entirely own post so ā
Any endearment at all related to babe/baby will have him throwing up in his mouth. Itās one thing to mention a child, itās another to somehow relate it back to HIM. Honestly, Alessi doesnāt read as a āhabibiā person to me, heās too bitter to be a āhabibiā person. Albi and eini come much more easily to him as petnames to call someone
Heās a sucker for trashy American television. He used to think he was above it, but now if you leave him alone for long enough, heāll put on TLC and binge whateverās on. Although back home, he had a thing for spaghetti westerns even if they were horribly dubbed in Arabic
Adding to the Western trend, he was super into Lucky Luke comics as a kid. Since they were really popular in the Middle East, and the translated ones were produced in Egypt. Itās definitely not a stretch that during the 80s and SDC, his grown, mercenary ass sat down to watch cartoons of his favorite cowboy. Would Alessi hog the mansionās TV to watch Lucky Luke? Perchance. Would he stay cooped up in his Luxor hotel room to watch it? Also perchance
Tintin was popular, too, but I think I need an outside opinion on that. If a Tintin person could come back to me about this please help
Hol Horse fascinates him. Not in an admiration sort of way, but a āholyshit a real cowboyā sort of way. To Alessi, itās like Hol crawled out of his family television and old comic books
I donāt know who it was, but I want to say back in like,, 2016ish one of the original Dioās Fuckhouse blogs had a headcanon that Hol was actually from New England or something, but basically nowhere near āthe Wild Westā or even the South. So the image of Alessi being interested and asking him stuff while Hol Horse is just,, sweating bullets because heās not a āreal cowboyā is hilarious to me
Because of what happened with his sister, Alessiās very standoffish when it comes to love. Heāll take any chance he can get to mock touchy couples and heckle anyone that he thinks is getting ātoo intimateā in public, but I think we all know heās compensating for something
But the moment someone touches him or is very direct about making a move, he flusters and doesnāt know what to do with himself. Cheesy pick-up lines will only embarrass him and he canāt tell whether or not youāre making fun of him
Having gone through wide extremities of emotions when he was younger, and then having to suppress them all as a mercenary, Alessi wouldnāt understand sensitivities. Especially since heād have to adopt a pragmaticism in his line of work to keep himself alive ā and arguably sane. Heād get confused over someone being upset over an inconvenience that isnāt āup to parā to what he went through, but at the same time fly off the handle at small things happening to him since he bottles up all his emotions
If someone cries around him, he falls into the routine of having this initial frustration, stuffing it down to not make things worse, and eventually follow through with a weird shoulder pat ā sorta like āthere, thereā. After that, heās clueless
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During all my time interacting with the jjba fandom (mostly for SDC because, y'know...), I've seen people hating the Seth episodes.
Which can be understanding! You don't have to like all chapters just for the sake of saying you're a fan of something.
But after reading the same discourse over that episode over and over again, I can't feel like I watched an alternative episode or something. Because, I saw nothing regarding that discourse?
And before someone comes like "you like the character and that's why you're defending it!" I... Really don't? That guy is just- that. Another of the many weird people working for Dio.
All along the episode (even the first time I watched it) I just saw a guy trying to kill the crusaders, focusing on two. Like- no matter what had his stand been, even if it was a different power, I'm sure he would've acted the same. And it was just a stand that made people younger, because that meant they would probably be weaker. I don't really see where the whole disgusting stuff people affirm Alessi does comes from? I've watched those episodes in different sources, with both Spanish and English subtitles, and there's nothing weird said by the guy? At least nothing regarding the whole "he's a p*do" thing. In fact, the episodes where silly and sort of funny.
At least until Malena appeared.
And I don't see many people talking about this? Like, out of the adults in those episodes, she was the weird one, saying unnecessary stuff, and yet everyone seems to be ok with her?
"But she was just helping a kid!"
Yeah, but let's think of something. Take Malena and replace her with a man. Or, idk, and old lady like Enyaba. Then that behavior would be weird, right?
Better yet! Replace her with a character "less appealing to the eye". A woman you would consider "ugly". And I'm sure a lot of people would freak out.
So, in my personal opinion, there must be some weird "elder sister figure" stuff going on (I mean- I guess that's something more normal in Japan). But I still don't fully get why the random guy who's whole mission is to kill a guy is the weird disgusting one, but a woman saying weird stuff to a naked kid isn't.
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Heyhey Viridi :) So do you have any alternate color palettes for Beastlessi sorta like how HFTF does ?
INTERESTING QUESTION...
So interesting I decided to make a bunch of alternate palettes him!
Most of them are based on Alessi's existing palette swaps, barring the first 2 and last 3 palettes, and since his colors are based on Alessi's hair color mixed with Sethan's purple ( at least in PPP... ), I decided to make the HFTF based one Sethan's colors combined with some of Alessi's colors!
Normal
Basically how he'd look if his colors didn't change NJKGD
3-4 are anime based
5.Manga
6-10 are HFTF
11. Is based on Sethan's appearance in the manual for the SFC game
12-13 I just made them up JNGNDFJ
and the last one is his original colors back when he was more purple
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Reblog to put one of these in your mutualsā pocket when theyāre not looking
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some villains! (2/2)
- Hol Horse is from Appleloosa
- since there are no stands, Iggyās just kinda along for the ride and he runs all the way back home to Manehattan after biting Vanilla Ice once
- Dio likes to give some of his minions (eg Darby bros and Vanilla Ice) weird ass powers cause heās just like that
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Part 3: Stardust Cru-hay-ders (1/2)
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- this would take place around s1-3 of friendship is magic
- Stardust canāt really actively use Hamon, Lucky tries to teach him but it doesnāt really work out. Itās just kinda powering him up until the end of the Dio fight, after which he starts to slowly learn a bit over time. heās still not great at it though
- Dio has had much time to think/mind-train under the seaā¦ however he was too weak to actually carry out any of the magic he thought about until 100 years later, where he broke free from the coffin and out of the ocean (no fishermen involved). He does his best to stay under the princessesā radar this time until heās sure heās powerful enough to take the throne by force
- His grudge towards Starryās bloodline becomes so intense that it manifests as a magical curse (think Starlight in that one episode but 100x stronger and reaches all the way across Equestria) Lucky and Stardust feel its effects, but it ends up hitting Holly the hardest, which starts them on their journey to find and kill Dio
- Dio learns of the centaurs abilities to absorb the magic of others, and spends his 4 years sucking not just blood but the very magical essence from his victims. this ends up making him about as powerful as an ACTUAL alicorn
- joestar blood => the bloodlines strong magical essence and their innate knack for hamon mastery, which is similar to celestias magic
- Emerald couldāve easily been turned into an āalicornā vampony had he stayed on Dioās side. just something to think about
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Sam..
Sam is this you??
Sam Iām sorry, forgive me, but I saw ātree #2ā and my immediate thought was Greg Heffley
MAYBE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID INFLUENCED ME MORE THAN I THOUGHT......
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my irl is trying to get me into touhou and it's kind of working
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I don't think I ever posted these two screencap redraws before
If you know the context I'm Sorry
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new game: reblog this and give the jojo localization of your url
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i'm gonna become an architect and design two identical towers that will go right next to each other, twin towers if you will, and watch men in suits get VIOLENTLY uncomfortable with my proposal
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Hammerhead Shark!Alessi | General
Hello Iāve made the executive decision that AUs get a genre change. Sharklessi is gonna be surf rock ā at least until I can find some really good Lebanese music with beach vibes. Dick Daleās fitting enough though since heās uh,, Lebanese
Original pic: (X)
Since I have a trend of continually dying and coming back for a month but then only posting at like,, buttfuck early in the morning, I hope you donāt mind me tagging :>>> @shaylistic @viridisvilla
Alessi is a bit small for a great hammerhead, but that doesnāt stop him from bullying what he considers punier merfolk (even then, heās still decently larger than other species). Typically, heāll go after eels, squids, smaller sharks but his range is wide enough to encompass anything thatās smaller than him
Although, resulting from his size, he elects to stray away from most other hammerheads; of course, with the exception of smaller classifications
Originally from the Levantine Sea, there really isnāt much restriction as to where he will or wonāt turn up. While heās against change, Alessi hangs around wherever he can and at least grab something to eat albeit if the conditions are similar enough to home
Regardless of never having contact with humans, heās terrified of them and being beached is easily his worst nightmare. Heās heard plenty of stories from others and above all else would abhor being stuck on a beach surrounded by people. So, Alessi tends not to swim too close to the coast. Though, on several occasions heāll people-watch from a decent distance near bay areas and even trail behind ships if curious enough
Though, if spotted by anyone aboard heāll immediately cower and duck under the waves until deeming it safe to resurface
On some few occasions heās been caught lurking behind, from a distance especially, heās been mistaken for someone overboard ā which wasnāt at all helped by his incessant flailing once noticed. Attempted rescue usually ensues, followed by a thorough scan of the area, maybe a bold sailor vying to jump overboard in an effort to drag him over
From his people-watching, heās fostered a resentment for children. Children bothering innocent beach-goers; children squabbling over a beach ball; children ruining rigs on a sailing trip; children thoughtlessly throwing things over and into the sea which is readily swiped and gladly taken
Though, nothing could really compare with his hatred for bombastic, arrogant teenagers, especially teens doing whatever ābeach hijinksā that typically come next or them venturing to throw stones once noticing him lurking
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