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Alright, I'm gonna assume I don't understand this because I am almost definitely some flavour of neurospicy, but can anyone explain why people pull out the "anyone would be lucky to have you/hang out with you/have sex with you etc." thing when they're rejecting someone? Because like, it's blatantly a lie, because if you genuinely believe anyone would be lucky, that would include you, and you would want it. Like I get if you're already in a monogamous relationship so you're rejecting someone's advances, or if you're reassuring an online long-distance friend that there are people who would want to hang out with them in person (you just can't), or if you're gay and you're rejecting someone of a different gender or whatevs, but for normal rejection that basically boils down to "I don't want to I just don't want to tell you the reasons in case they hurt your feelings" why try (and fail) to soften the blow with a blatant lie? When someone pulls that line on me I immediately know that there is something about me that they don't like, and I'd rather just know what it is for future reference or to try and fix it if it's to do with being a shitty person or something, especially since I struggle with friendships and stuff as is.

Do people who use that line just not realise that it's obvious that they're lying and genuinely think they're helping? Someone explaaaaaaaain

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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It's sad, you know,

handing someone the knife and telling them that you trust them not to hurt you with it,

only for them to tell you that they'll try to stab you one day anyway

-"I Don't Want to Hurt You" and Other Platitudes that Don't Make Sense//H.V.

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why do i end up sitting straight up in my sleep. ignore how many blankets I use.

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I am sorry, this is my favourite YouTube comment. You know, since Shane was all "fuck the rich".

Edit: I forgot to add where I got this from! The watcherSnark reddit

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i never watched Watcher but these comments are so fucking funny

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I am just. So weirdly tickled by this Watcher situation. Like yes, initially I was very disappointed and upset but honestly now I just think it's funny. I can't remember the last time a creator or group of creators misread the room this hard. Like they really thought they were cooking with this one. They had a countdown to this. They announced their paywalled streaming service with their whole chests and expected rapturous applause. Instead, there has been a non-stop chorus of boos and thrown tomatoes for days now. They would have probably gotten a better reaction if they had posted a video where they sprayed a dog in the eyes with soapy water.

It's all so pleasantly... low-stakes. The consequences are nonexistent. It's not like the Ned Fulmer situation, where a friend group is destroyed, real life relationships are ended, and young children are potentially subjected to the trauma of divorce. Nah, all that's happening here is three idiots will be making a lot less money than they wanted. Maybe they'll learn something, maybe they won't. Either way, they brought it entirely upon themselves, and that makes it okay to laugh at in my books. So I will!

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Sora and Kairi fighting together ❤️

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its kind of beyond fucked up that u don't even have to be born in the 90s to be in ur 20s anymore. like they're letting just fucking anyone be 20 now. u were born in 2004? sure yeah u can be 20 this year yeah no whatever man it's cool . what the heeellllllll

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i fuckin love when mutuals come back to tumblr. I am so sorry life is miserable but i *puts my hand over yours* will always be here to blog with you

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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

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Me seeing this in my snapchat memories knowing that I get diagnosed with a chronic illness 4 years later:

Oh, honey, you've got a big storm a comin'