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for the LAST TIME it WASNT a car accident ok. i CHOSE to do that. it was my CAR PURPOSE.
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weirdly charming and polite. easily smooth talks her way out of unfavorable situations. very clean, not a hair out of place and her clothes are always in good shape. she has an odd stare, as if she's looking past your skin and scrutinizing whatever's beneath.
Likes:
- knowledge. understanding. strives for comprehension above all else.
- the sound of her own voice. since her return, a lot of people seem to share that sentiment.
- being told what to do. it's a good way to build trust and it means she doesn't have to think much.
Hates:
- leighton. remy. quinn. harper. looking at them brings her an inexplicable amount of anger. she doesn't understand why.
- "dirt". she needs to be clean, always, always, always.
- elk street. something about the compound upsets her.
some details:
• The jacket she's wearing is something she stole from a corpse all the way out in the Moor. She went out hunting and saw the remains of a plane— probably crashed here during the Blitz.
• She's plagued by memories that aren't her own, but it fills her with this strange sort of hunger. The memories come in small bursts and she's constantly chasing after them. While Mikko the Bold often spent most of her time treasure hunting for monetary reasons, Mikko the Lost does it in hopes of piecing together parts of history they never bother writing down in books.
• She feels directionless in life. When she first arrived in town, this didn't bother her all that much. She was content to wander and go where the wind took her. Ever since her encounter with the Ivory Wraith though, she's started becoming restless. Like she needs to do something. She desperately needs something to guide her, but the Wraith is content to watch her scramble across the moor in search of meaning and doesn't intend to help.
• She is utterly defiled and keeps herself tidy to compensate. It doesn't do anything, it never alleviates the dirt she feels underneath her nails or the grime that stubbornly sticks to her skin. Thinking about it upsets her.
• Mikko's spent enough time with the Great Hawk to attain a true harpy transformation. She can fly without the assistance of the wind, charm people with her voice, and her talons make her a better fighter. All this is at the cost of increased suspicion. Turning into a 6 ft tall monster isn't exactly socially acceptable. She's also unable to digest anything that isn't meat and cooked meals aren't as appealing to her anymore, so she has to sit in a secluded area of the park during lunch to gnaw away at a raw rabbit.
Additionally, her reputation takes a bit of a hit because of her behaviour, but only Robin is aware of just how wrong things are. Robin's terrified of her but can't say anything about it, after all, Mikko's still the only person willing to protect her.
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Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.
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Sister Purple always picks a favorite blue shell, but you didn't hear that from me.
The return of shell Watcher because I like her :) they're so cute when they're freshly printed and you can still tell them things and they listen to you.
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we need more stories about loser deadbeat moms. hashtag equality.
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watching crash (1996) and nodding my head so that everyone knows that i agree with + condone endangering other drivers' lives in order to achieve sexual thrill
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ALL kinktober submissions must include:
A description DURING sex of the lovers' tripartite relationship with God.
A scene that takes place BEFORE sex that makes it clear that it is NOT secular.
A scene AFTER which CONDEMNS or SHOWS AMBIVALENCE toward EMBODIMENT.
A depiction of both people SUBMISSIVE before God.
It must be thoroughly clear that a SPIRITUAL LOVE is coming and the bodily habits associated with it will gradually come to WITHER AWAY.
Please make it clear whether or not your characters think that the BOLSHEVIKS are the object of the APOCALYPTIC LONGING of our POETS.
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I love how in dark souls 3 they had a guy smash a baby on the ground and they figured it was a bit too much so they were like. mhh i got it let's make the baby invisible
#imagine spending however long modeling the dead smashed baby and then they don't even use it#what was all that for then
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drew my cat as a sylveon :3
haven’t drawn in a min
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Sometimes I think about how someone hates me by proxy but doesn't actually know it's me they hate low-key very funny
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Sister Purple always picks a favorite blue shell, but you didn't hear that from me.
The return of shell Watcher because I like her :) they're so cute when they're freshly printed and you can still tell them things and they listen to you.
#1000xresist#1kxr#watcher 1000xresist#knower 1000xresist#shell watchie is soooo cute i'm afraid#even though i designed her
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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude
I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one
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I'm watching the movie 'Oldboy' and I know the main character has been imprisoned for a while but come on dude that girl is young enough to be your daughter.
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Imagine being cast in a Lady Gaga concert as Lady Gaga because Lady Gaga wants to do this to Lady Gaga
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