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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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So romantic

An antidote to Tumblr poetry, 4

With early butt stuff, we would tease –

we’d tickle and lick just to please.

But forty years later

and insertions much greater,

my asshole falls out when I sneeze.

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is there ever that one celebrity that no matter what mood youre in, if you feel like crap you just see a picture of them and you just smile and think “thank you for existing” because they have made your day brighter even if you don’t really know them 

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At first glance, I thought this was a post by @unsettlingstories And I was momentarily outraged.

forbidden pocky

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Is that a Scolopendra gigantea in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Centipedes

I’m an intern working at the Center for Entomology in Colombia. Like all interns, I do the jobs everyone hates: fetching coffee and tea, delivering mail, janitorial work, etc. The hours are long, the pay is nonexistent, and the people are rude. All that said, though, I’m learning a hell of a lot. I get to work with some species seen nowhere else.

The other night, I was mopping the floors. Since the Center is in the middle of the of the rainforest, quite a bit of mud gets tracked in by the researchers and employees. So, every night, usually well after midnight, I’m the last guy in the place until it’s all cleaned up. One of the final rooms I clean is where Scolopendra gigantea are housed.

I hate that room. Despite my love of insects and bugs and spiders and all manner of other creepy-crawlies, giant centipedes scare the hell out of me. They shouldn’t be so big and aggressive; something about them seems out of place in a rainforest that otherwise appears to have an equilibrium among the species. Maybe I’m just a wimp.

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I thought it was an egg

opal

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Virginia Waters Lake

Today I took a walk with nature! I find it awesome that this place was used in films like Bridget Jones Baby, Into The Woods, and Harry Potter and The Goblet Of Fire and Prisoner Of Azkaban!

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My entire feed is just this and it's just great

Lord pls someone rp with me

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Welp. That's a long time in hell.

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I shrieked so loud I scared 2 of my cats, pls send help i am laughing

Companions react to sole giving them a wedgie

Hancock: He doesn’t wear underwear. Check mate. Preston: Gets flustered and offended, but laughs about it later. Good one, nice joke, don’t do it again.Danse: Thinks he’s being attacked and reacts on instinct, knocking Sole the fuck out with an elbow to the ribs. Sorry. Not sorry.Codsworth: Can you wedgie Codsworth? Maybe? If you believe in yourself? Piper: Good luck getting past that coat without her noticing. She’s sharp as a tack. If Sole somehow manages to catch her off guard she’s going to curse them out.Cait: She kicks back like a horse and screams things that could make a dictionary blush. Strong: What are you gonna do, pull his loincloth up? That’s just gonna earn you a facefull of green ass, ya doofus.Dogmeat: No.X6-88: Will absolutely 100% shoot Sole directly in the face. If he can’t because they want to “live” or whatever, he’s just going to gently choke them out instead.Deacon: It’s practically impossible to sneak up on Deacon. If Sole manages to do it, he’s too impressed to be mad.Curie: She gets really uncomfortable and blushy. Is… Is this a thing people do? Sure, she’s been out of the loop for a while, but is this where culture has gotten? Is this Commonwealth etiquette? What’s the deal, here, should she wedgie Sole back or something?MacCready: He squeals. Please don’t tell anyone.Nick: He doesn’t even notice. It gives Ellie a good laugh, though.Old Longfellow: His underwear is so fucking old and worn that it just snaps off when Sole tries to pull it. Anticlimactic. Porter Gage: Gets so mad it’s really hilarious. Will absolutely fire shots after Sole, but it’s worth it.Ada: How

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Saints Row: Gat Outta Hell (2015)

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Never forget that friendships can be abusive to. You don’t have to be liked by everyone. It’s okay to let people go.

Daily reminder (via imimprovising)

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It is very Old Testament. It’s like, most serial killers like to stroke themselves, and this is like- He was writing, and he was like-

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I’m putting New Vegas at max brightness because I CAN’T SEE SHIT

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windows 10 is garbage so every time i boot up the computer i have to run command prompt and enter

net.exe stop “Windows Search”

so that the shitty goddamned search/cortana feature that i never fucking use stops running in the background taking up all my fucking disk space