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it's actually fucked up to take a premise that's so rich in Girls With Huge Meat potential (horsegirl racing) and making it into another inexplicable They're Highschoolers thing. unethical behavior

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domestication is bimbofication for animals

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refers to my alter as a tulpa for post clout the same way trans girls gotta call themselves femboys for sex work

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Does anypuppy have any good recs for online plural communties that are chill? I feel like most ones that are easily available online are either gonna be chock full of minors, people who think the word “endogenic” is real is anyway, or some combination of the two, and Y’know, thay’s not the vibe I’m going for.

But I’ve been struggling bc we got a new fictive headmate and it’s kind of hard to only have one friend who would really get it Y’know.

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(thinking about a zookeeper breaking down in tears because his favourite animal died) hehe, pretty funny (changes the zookeepers pronouns and imagines her doing the same thing again) actually I need to throw up. I feel really bad and I have to go home right now and I don't want anyone to chase me or call me and im not even going to send you a text to let you anyone know that I got home safe

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It’s my birthday this week and tbh I’m still figuring out how I wanna celebrate it. All I want is dumb stuff to put in a Char Aznable shrine

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turret and frankenturrets…

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Put your fucking knight on a leash she keeps trying to duel mine

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punk isn't about being kind. punk is about pissing yourself in your jeans. and posting pictures of this where I can see it

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we need to talk about big dick bottoms way more there’s few things more princess coded than a bouncy 8 incher

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oh dear...

Pinion art by @kedicatt!!

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CURSE/KISS/CUTE issue #1: “Name of the Helper, Part I” is now live!

Nathan Small is as normal as humans come. Sure, he may have hopped on a train to Monster City just to interview for a job—but in this economy, who can blame him? There’s only one problem with his plan: the giggling little fairy-thing that just transfigured his slacks into a miniskirt…

CURSE/KISS/CUTE is a queer multimedia web series for adults only. Check out the homepage for more info, including the backlog of previous issues!

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allergies are inherently reactionary

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"I told you it was the puppy weed"

"WHA- Why would I think you were being SERIOUS??"

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Petition for Clifford to be a trans girl and have a MASSIVE dick

hard not to be both a grower and a shower when you're 12 feet tall

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Here's a fun experiment to try:

When you're hanging out with a trans girl, playfully imply you're going to eat her. For example, you could say something along the lines of "you're so cute I could eat you up." Just find an excuse to work it in.

Now, watch her very carefully.

Does she have to take a breath after hearing that? Does she take just a little too long to respond? Does her response seem a little forced? Does she shift her weight, fidget, or otherwise seem like she's trying a bit too hard to seem "normal" about what you just said?

Perfect.

You need to eat her.

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