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[somebucky]

PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

[somebucky]

Unless you have a dormant autoimmune disorder, and a vaccine triggers it and causes your whole body to shut down.

Vaccine: this guys sucks. remember him. He wants to make you sick.

Immune system: he what?! If i ever see him again hes gonna catch these hands.

Immune system: so im pretty sure that guy that wants to make us sick is still here. Sound the alarms. We gotta fight.

Heart: WTH immune system?! Why are you attacking me? Im not that guy! Oh wth i cant breath?!

Immune system: um why is it dark?

Brain: cause you made everyone shut down.

Heart: im gonna need a break. CPR hurts like a mf.

Heart: immune system, i hate you. Now I barely function. Look at this only 30% of me is pumping cause you beat me into pudding. All because you confused me for the guy vaccine warned you about.

vaccines are so cool. i love how it's like

Vaccine: hey see this guy?

Immune system: yeah?

Vaccine: this guy sucks. remember him. he wants to make you sick.

Immune system: he what?! If I ever see him again he's gonna catch these hands.

Vaccine: good!

*

Actual illness the vaccine was for: hey! 😈 

Immune system: OMG! ITS HIM! IT'S THE GUY! PREPARE TO GET WREKT MF!!!!!!!

[somebucky]

Its sad that he feels the need to add "anymore" onto 'I'm not a killer'. Sweetie, you were a brainwashed, tortured prisoner of war for over 70 years. If you were compliant it was survival.

Bucky "I don't do that anymore" Barnes

Captain America: Civil War (2016) The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) Thunderbolts (2025)

[somebucky]

If Sebastian tagged his photos like this I want him to just write

Sebastian Stan: Georgeta Orlovschi #mamasboy

@graphicsmetropolis: ⚡️@imsebastianstan for @lamag ⚡️ 📸 Photographed by: Irvin Rivera @graphicsmetropolis⁠ 🎨 Creative Direction by: Ada Guerin @guerin_ad⁠ ✍️ Cover Story by: Jasmin Rosemberg @jasminrosemberg⁠ 📱 Digital/Social Media: Andrew Curry @andrewcurryla⁠ 👔 Styled by: Joshua Alan Clark @joshualanclark⁠ 👔 Styling Asst: Erick Garnica @erickgarnicax⁠ 💇 Hair by: Erica Adams @ericaerk⁠ 💄 Grooming by: KC Fee @kcfee⁠ 💻 Digitech: Phil Limprasertwong @philteredphoto⁠ 📸 Photo Asst: Andrew Lopez @photosbyalopez⁠ Matthew Gerety @d1gitalfacelift

[somebucky]

Do you know how hard it is to do dishes when youre mentally struggling? This is amazing. I love you Bob.

Thunderbolts* 2025 | dir. Jake Schreier

[somebucky]

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER (2021) THUNDERBOLTS* (2025)

[somebucky]

The biggest complaint I often hear about Captain America Brave New World is "pacing is slow".

IMO the pacing has never changed with Captain America Movies.

In CATFA, we meet tiny Steve avoiding every possible date that rejects him, and trying every possible thing to get into the army. Then we go through training, and his serum, but he ends up being a showgirl. Only when he discovers that Bucky should be in the audience do we finally get some action going.

In CATWS, we have Natasha and Steve going to a mall, to an app store to discover they need to go to NJ, and then kiss as a distraction, discuss his lovelife on their drive, then use Sam's house as a safehouse, and Sam offers them breakfast. Only when the Winter Soldier appears on screen do we get some action going.

In CACW, the majority of the movie is showing the differing sides of the Sokovian Accords, the psychological hold Zemo has on Bucky, and the communication issues amongst the Avengers. Only when Zemo kills King T'Chalka and frames Bucky does some action begin.

I wont describe Brave new world in case not all have seen it. But please dont give up on Sam just because you hear a bad review. I think the first ones got more hype because they were among the first marvel movies. But I personally loved seeing Sam as Captain America.

[somebucky]

I’m trying to empty my camera roll… I got no space left🥹

[somebucky]

Spoilers for CABNW and Thunderbolts below.

So I highly doubt that legally Sam Wilson would have any legal standing in a courtroom over the avengers name. As Thaddeus Ross resigned as president, and is now imprisoned for his crimes. So offering for Sam to restart the avengers, is off the table, and he even revoked the offer when Sam continued his investigation into Isaiah Bradley.

I also think it could be possible that the Thunderbolts team join up with Sam's team. Because tbh, Sam was probably going to consider Bucky and Walker anyway and Joaquin is on his team for sure. And I picture Ruth Bat-Seraph joining if the president that takes over after Ross fires her. Because shes awesome. And then Avengers compound gets rebuilt and even spiderman comes swinging in cause hes lonely, and ant man and everybody and oh look at that its now doomsday and everyone is united.

[somebucky]

I cannot tell you how much I love this man. Anthony Mackie is the best cap imo. I love Chris Evans too. But having Sam Wilson, a badass soldier who just wants to do the right thing and is not a super soldier is my absolute favorite thing about this. I love that he doesnt have the super soldier serum. And he kicks ass without it. Like every scene I was practically screaming "I love you". And he is training my baby Joaquin Torres to be just like him. Im so proud of him.

Rotten Tomatoes you screwed the fuck up.

[somebucky]

So now that Chris Evan's California home is for sale. Is he gonna try to visit Disneyland everytime he's filming in LA? Cause His LA home was only 45 minutes away. And Boston is a little further out. So unless he is moving into the Cinderella castle I dont know how he'll survive. (Just kidding. His family is far more important. I just love his disney addiction.)

[somebucky]

Also how managing to do dishes while managing self-care? Amazing. You go Bob! Youre doing amazing, sweetie!

Bob doing the dishes actually deserves all the praise like do you guys have any idea how much three (!) super soldiers eat

[somebucky]

When I was in my teens i had a crush on Bill Pullman, and watched While You Were Sleeping about a million times. I just discovered that Lewis Pullman who plays our beloved Bob is his son. I know it took me a minute. The hot genes are strong in this family.

[somebucky]

Thunderbolts spoilers

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So does anyone else hope that Bob takes care of the Guinea Pig? Cause I mean he contributes so much by being there for his friends and doing the dishes. Like honestly go off King, youre taking care of you and you did the dishes. So proud of you. Like i bet he takes the guinea pig for walks in a stroller for Yelena. 🥹💕

[somebucky]

Aww my dogs namesakes are in all six phases 💕

[somebucky]

I still think they shouldve let Tony be a bit selfish and have his family. While Steve snapped and ended the line to be with Peggy in death because that wouldve made some sense imo.

Because it seemed, to me, like Tony was always making the sacrifice play/being the martyr, and Steve was making selfish but righteous decisions. So we couldve switched it up while staying true to their character arcs and this story of killing them off.

Let Tony live and rest with his wife Pepper and children (I'm assuming they have more than Morgan). And let Steve snap to be able to have an afterlife with Peggy. She had her own life. He wouldnt be so selfish to upend someones life and become the other man in her life.

I don't care what anyone says, I WILL NEVER agree with the decision to have Steven "With You 'Til The End Of The Line" Rogers ABANDON his best friend to go with Peggy. Fuck Marvel for that, respectfully.

[somebucky]

Somebucky random thoughts:

Why did no one check on Sarah Wilson? Or more so, why didnt the Avengers check each other or on the families of the blipped Avengers during the 5 years?

Like Tony was a billionaire with a net worth of $100 billion. And Steve had a possible (cannon imo) backpay from the Army of approximately $4 million.

And no one thought "gee lets check on our fellow avengers and families of our avengers and make sure they arent struggling too?"

Like we begin The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, with Sam and Sarah going to a bank for a loan cause sam was blipped so she struggled.

And apparently Steve who was supposedly Sam's friend couldnt stop by or call and say Sarah, how are you? Or tony couldnt make a bereavement fund for his fellow avengers/avengers' families?

And we have Wanda who was needing psychological support but we just ignore her and let her create her own world of delusion and dysfunction leading to Dr strange multiverse of Madness.

Then theres Thor who needs emotional support in his grief (cause in his 1500 years, it took mere months for him to lose his entire family) and leaves the avengers for the guardians because tbh theyre being more supportive.