Sunny, Somewhere in this Universe As the sexiest people say: kom sΓ₯, Danmark! π©π°π©π°π©π° Part-time clown, full time Kasper Schmeichel simp
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He doesn't want to post selfies!? FINE!




I'LL POST HIM MYSELF π€π€π€π€π
#WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT WITH YOUR PRETTYASS HM!?#WHATCHA GONNA DO!?#YEAH I SAVE YOUR STORIES NOW WHAT!?#I HAVE TO#THERE'S NO CONTENT AT ALL#I HAVE TO SAVE WHAT I CAN GET WHEN IT HAPPENS#HOW DARE HE BE ~*PRETTY*~ AND NOT POST!?#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#Danish Royal Pain in my π#these are all from 2023.. yeah.. it's THAT bad..#only one from 2024... it's been AGES#god he annoys me#why can't he just show himself now and again at random!?#why does he only post club stuff IF he's happy now!?#he's literally so old#this is old man energy Kasper..#there's men older than you posting thirsttraps...#his own father posts more than he does..#let that sink in#IT'S EASIER TO GET CONTENT OF *PETER* WHO IS LITERALLY 60+ AND RETIRED#THAN IT IS TO GET OF KASPER *ACTIVELY WORKING* AND HALF THAT AGE
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Don't be shy, king...
.... let us see the other side of the camera too πππ
#post a shirtless selfie Big Sexy ππ#flip that camera around for me ππ#come on... the haters wanna see too they simp it ππ#king thicccness#god i love that he's posting the views#PLEASE THIS FEEDS SOMETHING IN MY SOUL#THIS VALIDATES ME#I NEED THIS ALL THE TIME#I DON'T CARE *WHERE* HE IS I JUST NEED HIM TO POST SO I KNOW HE'S HERE YOU KNOW!!??#I NEED HIM TO SHOW HE'S HUMAN AND AROUND THIS WORLD#IT PLEASES MY SOUL A GREAT DEAL#OH WHAT A BLESSING TO EXIST AT THE SAME TIME AS KASPER PETER SCHMEICHEL#OH WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE#that's it mental breakdown over now#i'm fighting with my best friend my chemical mental balance is OFF THE KILTER BESTIES#i go feral when he posts because it's a positive in my life#THANK YOU KING πππ
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Hehee I always love when people are completely unhinged about their sports people but not in a toxic way. And ahh yeah, that makes sense for Kasper to go on holiday where he used to live, sorry for almost creating a transfer rumour π€£ That photo most probably shows Cap Ferrat which is between Nice and Monaco, itβs super beautiful and posh lol! The players probably love their summer break but too bad that Celtic arenβt playing this world cup, my team (PSV Eindhoven) isnβt either so itβs a little boring for us but at least you know where to go and find Kasper Schmeichel now π€£
I try to give no toxicity in this house, I can't think of a single sports guy from any of the sports I watch that I hate I mean.. please ignore my hate for Ronaldo and a few other should-be convicts, that's just morals πΆ I'm honestly watching most sports because I find them fun and the men hot so.. that creates the most unhinged thottish energy in me, I could never hate the sexy himbos βπ»πββοΈ
No, it's good! I don't blame you for thinking he might be scouting back, particularly because a guy like Kasper is a hermit and a creature of habit so seeing him in different places immediately looks sus xD
I'm so bored with no games happening, I've been resorting to watching the U-21s Euros just to have some Danes on my screen, THAT is how much I'm missing Kasper ππ
#but now that i know where he's at.... let's just say he's lucky i'm too poor to travel..#and can't swim that far...#the way i'd rock up there just to try and catch a glimpse of his pasty pale sunburnt pink lobster chest..#he gets so crispy in the sun.. i desire to witness it π©π©#he's so rich tho.. like in theory i KNOW that Kasper is *rich*-rich#but like... i always forget it you know??#he doesn't usually dress flashy (apart from his extremely expensive watch collection)#*granted he wears Boss but like.. he looks like a normal generic white Dane for the most part xD#but then he vacations on the most expensive places..#has cars that are so expensive i can't even imagine the price..#and that's when it hits me how RICH this mofo is.. like.. daddy is rich and he's rich-rich too..#i wish he'd post more tho i don't even care if he flexes on me i just NEED CONTENT#PLEASE I NEED IT I'M SO BORED?!?!#THERE'S NO RACE THIS WEEK?!? AND NO GAMES?!?#I'M A LONELY WEAKLING ALL I HAVE ARE RANDOM SPORTS TO KEEP ME FROM DISPAIR?!?#WHY IS HE LIKE THIS?!? CAN WE PLEASE OVERWORK THESE MEN SOME MORE?!?!??#PUT THEM THROUGH WORK FROM DAY 1 TO DAY 365#THEY DON'T NEED BREAKS I DON'T CARE#I NEED ACTIVITIES AND SPORTS#ask
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Hello! π Just wanted to say how I enjoy your blog so much because I LOVE how happy Kasper Schmeichel always makes you π€£ Itβs so, heartwarming for the lack of a better word? And I am not even a Leicester or Celtic fan. Btw he isnβt going back to OGC Nice, is he, because that photo he posted was taken near Nice/Monaco? π
Oh π₯Ήπ₯Ή I feel so happy that someone actually enjoys my weird and overly excited chihuahua behaviour and doesn't think it's cringe, thank you so much, anonie, this is so sweet π₯Ήπ₯Ή
As far as I've read, word is that he's staying firmly with Celtic for the next season too (which I'm thankful for because the mental breakdown his moves have given me are too much for my weak, old heart π₯²π). And this is strictly off the record but.. he left Nice on really bad terms, it was a whole thing of the second choice keeper defaming him to the press, him being on a tantrum 'I ain't playing' with the club, being a free agent.. whole mess! BUT I know that Kasper actually became really into Monaco and the South of France and his wife who loves lux did too.. so I'm not surprised he/the fam might be vacationing there currently πππ
#think school is already out for his two oldest? the baby might also not be in nursery at this date either#my best friend (Danish) is a teacher and we were just talking about school schedules earlier xD#bet he's there with the fam just enjoying the weather#Denmark is in summer time mode but like.. their summer weather is what i call spring as a portuguese girl π#Kasper loves himself some sunshine and warm weather#if i had to bet he'd totally live in Monaco#that is: if he wasn't so patriotic π€£π©π°#by the way thank you for confirming the location because i had a feeling that's where he was at!#it didn't look like Denmark at all nor what their summerhouse region there looks like#ask
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*screaming crying throwing up*
HE POSTED ππ₯°ππππ±π¨
#I LOVE YOU KASPER THANK YOU#ARE YOU LOST AT SEA!??#IS THAT WHY YOU FELL OFF THE EARTH'S SURFACE!?!?#DO YOU NEED A RESCUE BOAT MY KING!?!??#SAY THE WORDS AND I'M ON IT#king thicccness#now.. jokes aside: i love him this is Stockholm syndrome π₯Ί#he gives SO LITTLE that i rejoice when he posts ANYTHING#this man done put a hex on me because there's no way i like a male this badly..#he's got a doll of me somewhere at his house..#every time i start to simp another man harder than i simp him he can feel it#it tingles on his spidey senses..#and he's like 'well time to post!' so he can keep the chokehold on my π»
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In 2018...


.. this is how good June was looking...
#the delicious thighs in that first photo.. forever a fave of mine...#i was working during these#insane to think that i basically watched all the games at work from afar and never saw him#insane to think that this was the world cup that got me into football#and that lead to me eventually watching the Euros and finding out about this FOIHNE specimen..#the power i would have had if i saw him in 2018....#girl take me back i wanna see him again#i wanna pay CLOSE attention to those games..#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#Kaspy where are you..#post something..#i miss you...#even just a silly little shot of the sunset?.. for me?... please?..#give a sign of life?
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Happy Fatherβs Day Papa! π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
#congratulations on the win.. and that jawline gorgeous π#someone shake his parents' hands for me#that was an interesting race.. i think.. i know nothing really#Susan my beloved <3#stunnin' work love keep it up#maybe the hatred that exists between him and Max can fuel more wins i dunno
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How I look trying to watch a race and a game at the same time:
#don't even know what i'm keeping up with at this stage..#i'm also knitting something with lace so that's an added step of concentration#do i have attention issues? yes#do i also want to watch all of these while they happen? yes#Sunny watches random sports for the males#talking to the void#ignore me
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Your boy George William Russell on pole! He always gets extra weird when on pole π
Lights out between him and MAX tomorrow going to be fun and scary!
Bestie, I've been watching since Friday practices (let me not speak on how increasingly obsessed I've become with watching cars) and I genuinely would have never guessed how many twists and turns (and slams against that damn wall) would have happened... at one point I thought he had for sure, then I thought there was no way and all was lost, then I was confused and bam! got pole.. next to his enemies with benefits Max...
And shout-out to my boy Osc for pulling through too, bestie has such sexual tension with his car that he tried to fuck it against the wall but still came out fairly well..
#i hope Max and George fight.. and then i hope they make out on camera..#FORGIVE ME BUT I WANT TO JOIN THAT OKAY!?#I'M JUST A THOT#i still can't believe that i've become this obsessed this fast..#i have the app installed with notifications on..#i rushed home after a medical appointment so i wouldn't miss the Friday practices...#i'm out here reading fanfic... i'll be reblogging them soon...#i've grown obsessed with SEVERAL drivers...#i'm a mess.. and this also has nothing to do with the races anymore but like..#i have no clue what i'm watching half of the time because i'm so bad at understanding sports..#all i got is that that one particular wall has a hit out on nearly every driver..#the girls were smashing that all on the floor left and right..#ask#Sunny talks about the vroom vroom sport#Sunny has the hots for random men who drive cars
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Girl..
WHAT DO I EVEN POST NOW!?
#that's me writing him up for disappearing#he's nowhere to be found#he doesn't post#there's no vod for me to make gifs of#what do i even do with my time now!?#i'm gonna have to start posting about other men there's just no way#i need something to do..#and given that he doesn't provide.. i'll have to find a provider...#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#Danish Royal Pain in my π#been watching the U-21s Euros too...#might start simping#DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME#SURE I'M TOO OLD TO BE LOOKING AT THE U-21S#BUT MOST OF THE DANISH ONES ARE 22 AND 23 π€#which i still don't understand how that works#aren't U-21s supposed to be...... *under* 21 years old?...#Denmark explain!?
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Guess he only posts if he's in a good mood... And bonus for the girls:
#which i guess is a relatable vibe sure.. but like..#have you considered.. Kasper Peter... THAT I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO SEE YOU!?#HAVE YOU CONSIDERED IT'S UNFAIR ON ME!?#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#he used to post so much random stuff... i wonder if it's because of the comments from the Danes..#these jerks are so damn rude to him i can't stand them#i may be short but i'd throw hands with the random ππ³s that keep saying he needs to be dropped#also with Bendtner because i'm pretty sure he was dissing my man on tv last night..#what the hell does that drunk even know#anyway focusing on Kaspy π₯°#looked PHENOMENAL was muy sexy when he did that save and i love him all around#also brought the most π to the field as per usual.. and that alone should make them keep him#they'll be πless without Kasper is that what they want? to be a bunch of soy boys!?#LET A REAL MAN BE ON THAT PITCH HE'S LITERALLY THE LAST ONE LEFT#and i deserve to see his bulge too π€π€
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Back where he belongs: the heart shaped picture frame inside my chest cavity π₯°π₯°
#that's literally the only photo as of right now...#pray we get a vod of the game..#not that there were many moments of him but he was sexy every time he showed up#loving the pretty boy prince hair π₯°#wish he'd bring back the viking 'shave your head at 3 am with a rusty razor' cut tho..#but i can forgive anything when it comes to Big Daddy π₯°π₯°#except the fact he doesn't post on socials.. hate that for me..#also fingers crossed we get more photos too...#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#they won 5-0 so that was massive#my other lover *cough*Nissen*cough* scored for me π₯°#i love a man with a buzzcut leave me alone.. he's sexy#actually a lot of them are sexy... but let me not get into my thots right now
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Might have been benched like a naughty child, but at least he's STILL the sexiest of them all... βπ»πΆ
#not a single one of those little boys can compete with how hot this man has always been still is and will always be...#bench him all you like but you can't remove him from the plot#not only because no one is interested UNLESS he's involved#BUT ALSO BECAUSE HE LITERALLY *IS* THE PLOT#WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU RIEMER!? THAT BALD HEAD GOT TOO MUCH SUN!?#IT'S NOT EVEN SUNNY IN DENMARK IT'S BEEN RAINING MOST DAYS#IT'S PARTICULARLY NOT GREAT WEATHER AT THAT HOTEL SO WHAT'S THE EXCUSE!?#HE HAD TO TAKE A BREAK FROM BEING TOO SEXY AND DELICIOUS!?#HE COULDN'T SERVE C-U-N-T FOR THAT MATCH!?#HIS π WAS TOO HARD TO WRESTLE INTO SUBMISSION SO HE COULDN'T WALK PROPERLY!?#I WANT ANSWERS#I GET CRUMBS HERE! CRUMBS!!#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#Mr. Anders 2.0 swapping places where he posts photos is unfair on me#why would you do that to me?#i've been checking for photos of him thinking nothing was taken and it's just elsewhere...
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This is it...
They're forcing me to retire......
#this is a tragedy..#that's the only snap of him#benched.... like a disobedient child again...#i'm sick to my stomach#i'm not even happy they/we won i said it π€π€#I ONLY LIKE THINGS WHEN THEY GO MY WAY#I'LL SUPPORT THIS FULLY IF HE'S NOT AROUND TO BE PICKED#**BUT HE IS**#AND THEY BENCHED HIM#@Riemer: sleep with one eye open tonight eggman#you're gonna be eating knuckle sandwiches for breakfast tomorrow#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#source: herrelandsholdet's stories#at least give me photos of him or something like...#this is actually ridiculous
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THIS IS A DROUGHT
THE DESERT HAS NOTHING ON THIS DRYNESS EDIT TO ADD: thank you to whoever asks for photos of him on time, you have my back πβ€
#WHAT IS THIS!?#HE DOESN'T EVEN POST A SINGLE RANDOM PIC NOW#NO SAUNA SNEAKY PEAKY#NO SUNSET SNAP#NO NOTHIN'#I'M SO TIRED OF THIS MAN#I'M ABOUT TO START REBLOGGING ALL THE DRIVERS THOSE AT LEAST LOVE THEIR FANS#I HAVE A SHIRTLESS DIVA I COULD BE SIMPING ON MAIN KASPER PETER#THERE'S A COCKY (lawful good) TWINK THAT DOES MEDIA CONTENT TOO#AND MY TINY PROFESSIONAL YAPPER IS OUT THERE#I HAVE *OPTIONS* I DON'T HAVE TO SIMP YOU#BUT I MAKE THIS CLOWN CHOICE EVERY TIME AND WHAT DO YOU DELIVER!?#NOTHING#besides heavy π and severe cheeks#I HAVE TO RELY ON THE DANISH ADMIN TO GIVE ME CRUMBS!??#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america#my list of obsessions in the vroom vroom sport genre has risen...#i'm now currently obsessed with 3 different male specimens....#pride month nothing i'm fully on my 'Sunny is het' agenda...#*she isn't not fully anyway but like.. still... the way i obsess over men is giving straight..#saying 3 is just me trying to lie to myself and make it seem like i could move on from this at any time...#they have me in their clutches now... diva down...#i'll hurl myself into the river if any of them move around and i can't see them anymore...#edit to add: and thank you to Mr. Anders 2.0 for taking photos of him for me π₯Ίβ€
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Forget Courtney,

Kasper is definitely the girl with the most cake π³π³
#and the most π too π³#he's so thicccalicious that i can't even comprehend...#the gravitational pull those cheeks must create...#the recoil that must bounce off them things.....#let us ignore and overlook how his shoulder line is much lower than the other keepers who are BOTH much younger than him..#i love my pocket sized little princess π₯°#*she says about a man that's almost quite literally twice her height..*#why does he have to be so prudish tho...#why can't he be like my bratty wife... that one poses shirtless CONSTANTLY#i love a man that's desperate for approval and attention and Kasper isn't that man AND FOR WHAT#DON'T YOU WANT TO BE SIMPED OVER?#DON'T YOU WANT TO BE HOT!?#also shout-out to the utter disrespect this man always sits with#everyone else tries to make room and closes their legs further in..#not this diva.. he said 'my thighs aren't on speaking terms'#he looked at everyone and said 'my π needs breathing room y'all stay blessed' and sat that thing **DOWN**#oof#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america
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Will you look at that...
... someone woke up on the wrong side of the hotel bed π
#he used to look elated to be at work...#why do you look grumpy as all get out Kasper? π#out here looking like he sniffed something that stank real bad...#wearing long lycra shorts under his leggings....#GIRL WHAT AND WHY#WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH WEARING 38 MILLION LAYERS!?#WHAT ARE YOU!? UN MILLE-FEUILLE!????#*girlblogger only speaks pastry French keep that in mind#hasn't even posted a sauna shot.. not a single hotel room shot.. nothing#his nana passed away so i get him being upset but like...#your [censored] of a wife is posting like nothing happened so you could match that energy#yes that's the very first time i've thrown slander her way because it don't sit right with me#and also because i don't like her fakery lately i said it.. she used to be just a regular woman and now she's all influencer vibes#meanwhile a couple of summers ago there was gossip that Kasper is a total [censored] to his sister because she's an influencer#PICK A LANE BROSKI π#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#danish captain america
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