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okay I’m a sad twist of events that also prove how cruel the world is and one reason why (plz no one hate me) I don’t believe in god the dog in this post has passed away. She went on a little adventure New Year’s Eve as she often does and she always returns but not this time. We got home and she was missing so obviously we searched for her. The next day there had been no luck until my dad got a call saying that our lovely little Audrey who had just turned 1 year and 1 month that day had been hit by a car and left to die which she did. Sorry to dampen the mood

reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer

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reblog if you are LGBTQIA+!

we will march together!!!!!

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I FINALLY FOUND THIS POST FTER SEEING IT ON PINTEREST 550000000000% TIMES

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

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you forgot the last *

hey baby *feeds you the eggs I found outside

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okay so I broke my ankle on monday and im stuck in a boot for 6 weeks and have those horrible under arm crutches and i hate them so much. But its not the pain i hate the most (even though they hurt like hell) its the awkwardness and the fear of being stared at. I mean it could also be my anxiey but i just feel really fucking stupid using them especially since im to stubborn and proud to accept help so tis is really weird and frustrating. I am possibly able to get the elbow ones instead but i have no idea if there better? or look less awkward? Im in highschool so its an awkward place to be. Any tips would be greatly appreciated

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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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I saw this and thought THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR then realised it was my own post

ALRIGHT SO ONE OF MY FRIENDS WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY BI WHO IS NOW STRAIGHT JOKES WITH ME AND OUR OTHER FRIENDS ABOUT HOW THERE A “SKITTLE LEFT IN WATER” (out GC is called the skittle squad) AND NOW I HAVE MADE CLASSIFICATIONS FOR SKITTLES AND OTHER SEXUALITYS

Green: aro

Purple: ace

Orange: lesbian

Pink/red: bi

Yellow: pan

White aka left in water: straight

AND I GET IT THIS AINT ALL THE SEXUALITYS BUT FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE IF YOU FIGURE OUT MORE

This also just covers all the sexuality’s of the people in the skittle squad

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It’s also giving those tumblr posts that end up on Pinterest

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

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This post is a fucking train wreck

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

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Yes plz my friend

Reblog if you want a shitty summary of your blog in your inbox.

Always

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ALRIGHT SO ONE OF MY FRIENDS WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY BI WHO IS NOW STRAIGHT JOKES WITH ME AND OUR OTHER FRIENDS ABOUT HOW THERE A “SKITTLE LEFT IN WATER” (out GC is called the skittle squad) AND NOW I HAVE MADE CLASSIFICATIONS FOR SKITTLES AND OTHER SEXUALITYS

Green: aro

Purple: ace

Orange: lesbian

Pink/red: bi

Yellow: pan

White aka left in water: straight

AND I GET IT THIS AINT ALL THE SEXUALITYS BUT FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE IF YOU FIGURE OUT MORE

This also just covers all the sexuality’s of the people in the skittle squad

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I feel so seen

I know it's kinda selfish, but can I have one asexual character that isn't aromantic? One who stands up and says that you can love without sex, and that they deserve love without having to engaging in something they prefer not to?

Also a aromantic character that isn't asexual? One who doesn't feel guilt about needing and wanting people, but not seeking a romantic relationship with them? One that is open and proud, and in no way ashamed for their lack of love and need of sex?

Please?

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Sure why not :)

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TYSM I WILL BE SHOWING MY DAD I LOVE THIS

This actually made my day

reblog with a cute picture of your dog and I'll photoshop your dog out of the picture and replace them with spongebob. real offer

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I honestly think it’s time for tumblr to start sexualizing old women.

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I cant remember posting this but my guess it was at about 12:00 at night

I’ve got fucking scrolling paralysis

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does anyone else get there main source of hydration from filling up there drink bottle and scrolling on Insta/TikTok/tumblr and just occasionally taking sips until the bottles empty and bam your hydrated? Or is that just me