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Sick in the campus library prompt

Character A is stuck in the library studying. They knew they were going to be stuck for a while so they brought food before hand and get into a private study room.

They eat and everything is fine at first after but then A’s stomach starts to hurt a little. At first they think maybe it’s just nerves or dehydration so they take a swing of water to settle it. Yet they can’t help but notice how awful it feels going down their throat and hitting their stomach. So A makes a note to hurry up so they can get home and deal with this in private.

Time passes and As stomach only continues to feel worse. To the point where A can’t even focus on their work instead they’re cradling their gurgling stomach. Stuck on the crappy library chair trying to muffle any burps to not disturb anyone.

At this point A knows that something is wrong and that they need to find a bathroom, but the moment they uncurl to get up, their stomach tightens. A they can feel their lunch crawling up their stomach. Whether they like it or not they’re going to vomit now.

The only container around is the plastic bin their food was in so A leans over it and returns the digested food back to its container. First they try to be quiet but it becomes audible as their strength and care drains from them. Once they’re finally done they put the lid back on, pack up their stuff and leave. Avoiding eye contact with anyone as they throw the makeshift puke bucket into the trash and walk back to their dorm.

They make a note to email their teacher for an extension, and to never order from that restaurant again.

(Up to you if it’s actually food poisoning or stomach bug/acid reflux)

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Elaborate 👀 👀

Been thinking about this all day so I gotta get it out of me somehow:

Normally stoic and badass characters suddenly throwing up after the adrenaline wheres off from a near death experience (monster showed up/mission gone wrong/you get the idea). They’re on their knees dry heaving and gasping for air in front of their team. Now said team is trying to figure out how to calm them down.

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very obsessed with the line “did you just vomit?” said to a sickie who's kneeling in front or hunched over a puddle of still hot vomit. there's sick clinging to their chin, down the front of their clothes, splashed on their shoes, maybe on their hair too. they are still gasping for air or even gagging/trying to swallow more on the way. obviously, yes.

alternatively, caretaker may say: “is that vomit yours?”/“since when you were feeling sick?”/“do you feel better at least?”/“did you get it all out?”

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Been thinking about this all day so I gotta get it out of me somehow:

Normally stoic and badass characters suddenly throwing up after the adrenaline wheres off from a near death experience (monster showed up/mission gone wrong/you get the idea). They’re on their knees dry heaving and gasping for air in front of their team. Now said team is trying to figure out how to calm them down.

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Special Occasion 💚

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I always think it’s pretty ironic that the things I like about emeto are the reasons I fucking hate puking irl.

Like the anticipation of a whumpe about to finally puke is great writing wise. But when it’s happening to me I’m a sobbing mess.

Or the moment when someone pukes is also pretty cool but I would rather die than have that ever happen to or around me tbh

But I guess you gotta write what you know :3c

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"I can't.." "I don't wanna throw up" "It won't come up..." "I don't want to puke anymore"

Emeto just hits different when someone is so whimpery and protesting about how they just can't and don't want to throw up , as if they or anyone else with them has any control over the churning in their stomach. x2 if they've been throwing up and pathetically force out how badly they wish it would stop between heaves.

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This post really just decides to blow up every few months huh

Some emeto tropes I love because I’m a creep

Characters puking after seeing a body

Gagging at the thought of or someone mentioning eating

Stress induced vomit

Whimpering after vomiting for a while

Puking on someone then having the sickie frantically apologize and having the caretaker try to calm them down

Curling up against a heating pad to calm their stomach

Characters thinking their upset stomach is just nerves and finding out it wasn’t at the worst possible time

Fainting after puking

Caretakers finding sickies in the bathroom grasping the toilet dry-heaving

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Me: *gets a new fave*

Me: Great. I want to see him puke 'til he cries.

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I’m just really fucking in love with the trope where the puker has already thrown up but still holds back their vomit when it starts to come up again cause they’re in a car or some sort of public space and they don’t want to embarrass themselves even more

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Emeto prompt I’ve been thinking a little bit about

Person A is some sort of important figure (co leader of an organization, top fighter, anything ya want) and is a known workaholic that needs to be dragged away to bed whenever they catch something.

One day, A wakes up with a stomach bug that’s been going around. Any normal person would call in and stay home. But A feels like they need to be there so everything can stay in order.

So they go in and are able to keep it somewhat under control. No one seems to notice until they run into their partner B. Who can spot that they’re sick a mile away.

B tries to get them to go home but A keeps insisting that they’re fine just a little tired. Trying to lead B off so they can continue their job without causing B to worry about them.

So throughout the day B keeps trying to get in touch with A to see if they’re okay and maybe try to convince them again.

A is intentionally avoiding them. At this point they want nothing more than to go home but it doesn’t matter.

They don’t want to distract B with their problems and there’s too much on the line to just leave over a stomach ache. All they need to do is get through the day so they can pass out.

Unfortunately for them they run into B who notices how much worse they’ve gotten over time and tries once again to convince them to go home.

A states that they “don’t have time for this” and it sets off B causing an argument between them about how A needs to start taking their health seriously or they’ll going to get themselves killed.

A tries to fully retort but they begin to gag. No amount of swallowing can stop what little breakfast and water they had from coming up.

This can end in three ways:

1. B realizes this and grabs a trash can for them to puke in

2. A pushes B out the way and pukes in said trash can while A holds back their hair and rubs their back.

3. Before B can realize what’s about to happen A pukes all over them and themselves.

Either way A ends up semi conscious, leaning on B. And as much as B would love to tell them “I told you so”. B figures they’ve been through enough and carries the poor idiot to the car and drives them home.

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I literally have emetophobia it’s not even a kink for me I just enjoy the hurt and comfort aspect of it

Yes, we’re well aware that we’re disgusting, but thanks for the insults.

Ah yes, nothing better than going into the tag for your main kink and seeing this kind of bullshit:

Now, see, I’m a more considerate human being than the OP of that post, so I’m NOT going to tag them or reblog directly from them.  Because invading a tag specifically to spew hate at people who are minding their own business is extremely rude.

But I also couldn’t let this go unanswered.

First, let me say that the emeto community on Tumblr is one of the most welcoming, drama-free groups I’ve had the privilege of being a part of in a long, long time.  You are all great.

Second, a significant portion of us actually have some degree of emeto.ph.o.b.ia.  (See how considerate I’m being?  I’m even disguising that word so that people searching for the phobia won’t accidentally come to my blog and be upset!  It’s not hard to not be an asshole.) 

Personally, exploring the kink side of the issue has done wonders for me in getting over the phobia side.  Just last week a co-worker was going on about how he didn’t feel well, his lunch wasn’t settling right, his stomach hurt, etc.  In the past that would have been enough to send me into a full-blown panic attack.  This time, for the first time ever, I was like, “I think I read a sickfic that started out like this…  Heh.”  Not that I wasn’t sympathetic to my co-worker (who didn’t actually puke, btw), but I also didn’t freak out.

Don’t knock exposure therapy, in other words.

Third, those of us with this kink are well aware of how gross, unsanitary and socially-unacceptable it is.  For some, that’s the draw in the first place.  For others, it’s a source of shame.  I am absolutely terrified that someone in RL will find out I have this kink.  If someone discovered regular ol’ p0rn on my computer it would be embarrassing, but hey, everybody gets their rocks off somehow, it’s not the end of the world.  If they found emeto stuff, I would be mortified beyond belief.

Believe me, I would much rather have a more mainstream kink that doesn’t get mocked and insulted at every turn.  It’s not something I chose out of a catalog one day.  I’ve had this kink as long as I can remember.  It’s not going away any time soon.

I always tag my posts #emetophilia.  It’s up to other users to blacklist and avoid it if they know it’s going to be a problem for them.

Fourth, I don’t know who pissed puked in the OP’s cornflakes (couldn’t resist), but the world does not revolve around them.  It’s not like any of us have this kink for the purpose of pissing that person off, specifically.  (Or pissing off anyone, for that matter.)  Does it suck to have your phobia triggered?  Hell yes.  But the correct response is to blacklist certain tags, block blogs dedicated to it, maybe remind people you know to tag and keep that content away from you, and move on.  It’s not to antagonize everyone who has different opinions, insult them, and make ableist comments about their mental health.

Newsflash, a lot of us do have mental health issues.  That has nothing to do with our kinks.  But I know a large percentage of our community has depression, and having some random person go into our tag and try to make us feel bad about a kink we can’t help having isn’t helping any.

It’s fine to rant about things you can’t stand.  Vent on your own blog.  That’s what it’s there for.  Kinkshame if you must.  But don’t be a douchebag and tag the people you’re insulting for the express purpose of calling them horrible.

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sɪᴄᴋғɪᴄ ᴅɪᴀʟᴏɢᴜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛs #2

sɪᴄᴋᴇᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ

1. “Oh gosh... I'm gonna–”

2. “C-Can you pull over? I think I'm going to be sick...”

3. “Pull– Pull over. I'm about to–”

4. “I'm serious, I'm going to–”

5. “Fuck. Here it comes–”

6. “Oh god, it's coming–”

7. “Can you look away? I don't want you to see this...”

8. “This feels like a big one–”

9. “Alright. Let's get this show started.”

10. “I hope you like (insert food item).”

11. “I think it's the (food item). It's... coming back up–”

12. “Can you lend me that, uh, garbage can?”

13. “Do you have any plastic bags on you?”

14. “No, no, wait–”

15. “Are you sure? I don't wanna make a mess...”

16. “Please don't press on my–”

17. “No, put me down! I'm gonna–”

18. “Caretaker...”

19. “Don't you have anything I can use to–?”

20. “Can I roll down the window? I feel a bit...”

21. “Would you be mad at me if I–”

22. “I think it's just a headache, and a... bit of nausea. Urgh...”

23. “Can you stop swaying like that? Wait, you aren't? Fuck...”

24. “E-Excuse me... I have to–”

25. “Can you excuse me for a moment? I don't feel so...”

26. “I'm sorry for this...”

27. “Can you hurry? I'm about to–”

28. “Shit. I think I'll puke.”

29. “Dude, stop, you gonna make me–”

30. “I swear, I didn't even drink that much. Oh fuck–”

31. ���Gonna... vom–”

32. “I feel a little...”

33. “Is anyone else feeling... nauseous too?”

34. “Didja hear that? I think I'll–”

35. “Can you pass me that bucket?”

36. “It's a just a bit of... motion sickness...”

37. “I... feel really nauseous.”

38. “My stomach... really hurts.”

39. “I really don't feel good...”

40. “I ate just a little, but... it's not sitting well in my belly.”

* if you use any of this prompts, no credit needed, but reblogs are appreciated

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Trial run-Kaeya/Albedo

Summary:  In which Albedo gets very sick following one of his experiments

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