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Shadow Milk Cookie being your sleep paralysis demon.
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dude what a silly little guy she's so silly (/positive)

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(
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imagine this becomes real tho-
Insane Idea: Wizard cookie is secretly truthlessage/shadowvanillas love child
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this but I shake very violently and loud
anyone else start getting shaky when someone gets into an interest of yours or is that just me
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just gonna mention that "watch later" has a max capacity actually
its 5,000
donnt ask ok
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wait what do you mean make everything gayer
(also English translations seem to do that a lot :( )
Korean - Original Japanese - Closest to the original English - We do whatever we want Chinese - Make everything gayer Spanish - Put English through google translate and call it a day
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elf^2
if @itsapmseymour is the dungeon master for a game of dnd wouldn't that make him... dmseymour
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The real reason GC had to spend decades in the matrix is because if she hadn't she'd have clocked affogato's fake ass in 2 seconds flat.
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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.
If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.
If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.
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i feel like the reason ai bros like these engines so much isn't because art will get anymore accessible, but because they can now scream "LOOK!!! YOU'RE JUST AS OBSOLETE AS ME NOW TOO!!! DON'T YOU FEEL STUPID FOR PUTTING EFFORT INTO THIS THING YOU ENJOY NOW THAT YOU CAN BE REPLACED?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!??"
and it's honestly just sad (I could probably go on a larger rant if asked)
i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.
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I FOUND IT HOLY CRAP
why is this post huge lol
(don't answer that)
the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk
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When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree
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When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree
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