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The Norwegian version "sesame station", they lived on a train station. No bird, but they had a huge blue guy named Max Mekker, and he was always going around and fixing stuff

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

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obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death. 

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Forgot the tags🙃

I used to be scared of people, bad guys in movies and just about anyone my mind deemed a threat. I was a wimp as a kid.

After a while I figured how to get past it, how to stop being scared of the people who were taller, stronger and meaner. I humanized them.

They go to the bathroom. They get sick. They have fears, likes and dislikes. They have good and bad days. Some days they might step in dogpoop and get yelled at by a teacher or a random stranger.

They are people, and they have flaws and weaknesses just as everyone else.

If they think they have the ability to make me feel any lesser than them, I have the right to make them human.

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I used to be scared of people, bad guys in movies and just about anyone my mind deemed a threat. I was a wimp as a kid.

After a while I figured how to get past it, how to stop being scared of the people who were taller, stronger and meaner. I humanized them.

They go to the bathroom. They get sick. They have fears, likes and dislikes. They have good and bad days. Some days they might step in dogpoop and get yelled at by a teacher or a random stranger.

They are people, and they have flaws and weaknesses just as everyone else.

If they think they have the ability to make me feel any lesser than them, I have the right to make them human.

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Couldn’t you just pause it

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so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

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I'm glad we're all shifting from "Bruce is so cool and swavy..god look at him go getting all the ladies such a gentleman 😍😘😘"

to

"Nah this man is fucking weird but gosh do we love him..."

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ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

caffeinetheory:

mysticalforgottendream:

justafanwarrior:

that-one-tired-person:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

totallynotanartblog:

mynightfuryblr:

ash-the-stoopid:

james-stark-the-writer:

just-binch-thoughts:

celeste-tyrrell:

tikkitia:

snaeggle:

tired-and-shouldnt-be-here:

the-sadie-kane:

ghostkingnikodiangelo:

pleasantpipes:

fantasticbeastsfanaticlove:

shaycase:

ravenclawthunderbird19:

fullonfandomfood:

caramel-larrie:

bonescigarettesandvodka:

fforeverffat:

houseofraes:

silly-aesthetic-me:

cloneofthecavalry-archive:

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!

REBLOG PEOPLE

I have no issue contributing to this

Come on guys

REBLOG! REBLOG!! REBLOG!!!

FOR A PUPPER GUYS

PUPPPPPPPYYYYYYY

GET A PUPPY! GET A PUPPY!

FOR THE PUPPY!

For a puppy, always

REBLOG FOR THE PUPPY

@sunshine-b0i

@a-damnblonde @activity-director-chiron @a @awesomepeoplehangingouttogether @andreakalfas @ab @abangterlajaksado @ac @actualdogvines @acidicmoons @acrylic @bricks-and-staplers @blitzenthefashonista @best-war-god-of-all @b @blackfashion @bc @bchiking @bchiking @bcofit @collector-of-lost-souls @c @contemporaryartdaily @coral @connorfranta @connorfranta @thatguyinthecornerino @dead-kid-with-a-garrote @cdcencen1212 @cdbvrd @dead-kid-with-a-garrote @drewtanaknah @daughter-ofares2018 @d @danielhowell @de @derrickdent @deeplifequotes @dennys @e @equipo @equipebrasil @ekip @equipe @fortheaskbox @fandoms-aremy-life @fuckyeahtattoos @funnyordie @frankocean @fgss1118

It won’t let me tag anyone else. Sorry random people I had to help this person.

Yo just spam the comment section with keyboard smashes 

Uh, um. Guess I @ people now?

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @not-my-brain @not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea @biggest-gaudiest-generators @i-am-a-fish @internetexplorer-official @setheverman @slimetony @cursedcatimages @catsuggest @just-shower-thoughts @hungwy @goldiegurston @firefox-official @fishhater-ieatthem @dennys @deepshowerthoughts @dogsuggest @paper-mario-wiki @pukicho @pissvortex @prideknights @one-time-i-dreamt @official-bing @official-ecosia @unclefather @thebootydiaries @teeth-thief @writing-prompt-s @webcomicname @wishem

That’s all I have, sorry for the @’s everyone but this person needs a puppy!

@a @b @c @d @e @fishingboatproceeds @funnyordie @gryffindor-headcanons @h @i-dleup @j @komanda @l @merak-zoran @nitrogen @o @p @q @ruinedchildhood @shitthehousessay @staff @t @u @vogue @writing-prompt-s @w @x @yourfeminist @zoella

Spamming the comment section is a good idea

LETS GO!

(Apologies for @ing random tumblrs)

(Help the cause, please and thank you)

REBLOG

@sweet-suggestions @stegosoreus @depressedpajamaperson @gaybroadwaytrash @gaypeopletwitter @i-am-a-fish @fishiest-fish @i-am-a-fish-s-dad @i-am-a-fish-s-mom @i-am-fishs-parent @desultory-suggestions @healing-positivity @healing-suggestion @fics-and-such @biggest-gaudiest-generators @officialshowerthoughts @just-binch-thoughts @writing-prompt-s @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

You know, normally I wouldn’t but it’s fugking….. You deserve a puppy

HOW IS THIS STILL UNDER 200K???? WTF. Please people, reblog this.

@anxietyproblem @anarchist0x00 @another-confused-ace @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @cursed-images-of-reddit @dat-boi-kyle @egberts @frank-iero @gen-z-culture-is @glozirina @genzandanxious @i-am-a-fish @julia-is-bored-alright @lilpieceofmyworld @looney-context @memewhore @picsthatmakeyougohmm @peterparkerisntdead @setheverman @shitpostbot5k @staff @theweirdwideweb @thnks-fr-th-rt @writing-prompt-s @webcomicname @wooly-cryptid @wonderful-disney-recpies and thats all the people i follow

@keep-a-bucket-full-of-stars @doodlingbookworm @yinkyoink @demidorks @marvel-fan-queen @penny-anna

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @biggest-goldiest-fish @biggest-goofiest-fish @biggest-gummiest-spoon @biggest-goldiest-spoon @drawingstuffwhilecrying @emofishspoon @emospoonfish @fairykam @fablehavenshitposts @goldiegurston @garbageisland-0 @gaudfish-naudsm @hhhhhgggghshsgghhhhhhhhh @i-am-a-fish @jenny-penny-art @kurlyfryz @livisart @linkedsoul @maidsonas @gothiclolitapl @peculiarsunshine @ruleroffrogs @sallychanscraps @saint-danathan @warrenfreakingburgess @who-is-the-good-boy @xxtc-96xx Plus all Gaudfish I missed

GET. THEM. THAT. PUP PUP!!!

@musicalsandhomosexualthings @dominiation @danielhowall @transrosess @demidorks @fuckyeahasexual @anxietyproblem @an-island-of-bunnies @theoreocat @mydysphoriaventblog @moonlacenblw

@anastasian-dreamer @a-marlene-s @musicfeedsmysoul12 @unmaskedagain

@virgil-is-a-cutie @nobodyfamousposts @jenny-jinya @caffeinetheory @danielhowell @official-lucifers-child @rhub4rb @connorfranta

No harm in helping someone

FOR THE PUPPY

@cassiopeiathequeen @kceedraws @ethelphantom @scribble-blog @myblacknightworld @mysnis @tiny-goddess-of-chaos @hecate-hallow @thyladyanput @noirdots @thepeacetea @zebrabaker @ali-kitkat @rhub4rb @selinastarkrogers

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There really is no emotion to parallel what we felt as we watched Black Friday for the first time during the premiere and we're all just sitting there. Middle of the night. Like fucking. 2 am at this point for many. We're all tired as hell, but still fucking hyped, all across the world. Still trying (and failing, miserably) to calm down after we just saw MacNamara again for the first time in ages. The words "Act two" pop up on screen. jingle jingle, jingle jingle Ok this seems cool, new song-- hey wait that the fuck is Robert wearing??? Is that a Letterman????? jingle jingle, jingle jingle Does that say "Kringle"?????? jingle jingle, jingle jingle Is this-- I-- Is this Santa Claus Goes to High School?????????

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“shitty memory” aesthetic

-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them

-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say

-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be

-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago

-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it

-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development

-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo

-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”

-it can be

-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget

-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder

-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place

-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of

-did that happen or was i dreaming

-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I feel attacked

first sock: stunning, it almost knits itself, perfect, can’t stop looking at it

second sock: ughhh do i really need two feet

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They sent a risky text

someone who doesn’t know this musical explain this picture 

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You gotta move on, Sokka.

how do i send letters to the moon i want to tell her i love her

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Such fabulous

So wow