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what are your interests?!! (special or otherwise)

Hello! Sorry for taking so long was working an obscene amount…homophobic frankly! But thank you for asking!! SFW special interests first and under the cut is some NSFW stuff as well!

Im really into sewing, although I don’t have a great sewing machine I still do some hand sewing when I have the time!

I also love cooking and cleaning! I’m a homemaker over everything else! I cook almost all the meals for me and my wife (and one of my friends pays me to meal prep for him as well!)

On a more adult level end of the spectrum one of my special interests is bdsm! I unfortunately didn’t get the smart at math autism I got the sex autism! I collect impact toys and enjoy pain based stimming, and sensory play.

I also collect fantasy sex toys! I’d say that this is my biggest special interest, and one of the communities I work love interacting the most with. I mostly have them for display purposes but I do have a few recreational purchases. Idk when I really got into it but I absolutely love the art form and I have a hugeee respect for silicone smiths.

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maybe…i Dont love titties….

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HELLO AGAIN x2

Now. Hear me out. You're allowed to have any wish ever in the world, okay? Absolutely no catch. What do you wish for?

1000% having the ability to manipulate probability (if like I can do it for like an extended period). What’s the probability I will the powerball on a quick pick ticket? Some infinitely small percent…up that bad boy to 100%. Possibility that I heal from my chronic illness? 100%. Y’know fun stuff. Life now goes exactly how I want.

If it’s more of a one-off, just having a bunch of money, like some egregious amount of money. Obviously having money doesn’t buy happiness but it can buy me a big ol house in the welsh countryside to live with my wife in. Also like the UN plan to end world hunger with $6 billion. The fact that university could be funded for free with money? I can have a comfortable life with my lovely wife and fix the world. Magically me the 1% with like no one exploited to get that much money and I will do that

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flopping into your asks like a fish.

Hello! what's your favorite sea creature? why? what's your favorite land animal? which one do you think would win in a fight?

Favorite sea creature is hands down the leaf sheep, funky lil photosynthetic idiot. I love all sea slugs so much but they are hands down my favorite just because like, who wouldn’t love a lil guy who can photo synthesize.

Favorite land animal is the Okapi. I am a fan of weird looking™️ animals and generally speaking they are just super neat! I would sell my soul to pet one 1000%.

I think I legally have to give the fight to the Okapi because of just the size difference. Unfortunately sea sheep is just absolutely tiny, not great for fighting.

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Hi! I’m Onyx!

This is my main blog- this is mostly self indulgent but I wanted to get on here and do some formal introduction <3 I’ve been an on and off user for a while but got locked out of my old blog so starting fresh babeyyy!

- 21 y/o

- He/Him butch lesbian (if you don’t agree the door is open, if you’re genuinely curious dms and asks are open!)

- Autistic Lil nerd! A lot of this blog is gonna be me just being silly as this website intended!

- SFW Blog, would still prefer 18+ followers but most things will be sfw here.

- Polyam! But in a monogamous relationship with my lovely femme <3

If you wanna witness the chaos join in! Happily looking for friends :)